Welcome to The Falsettometer, where we will look at Great Moments in Falsetto History. Please keep all glass objects out of reach when reading this column or playing one of the videos embedded in a falsettometer column.
Of course, we have to begin with one of the All Time Falsetto Greats. Someone whose voice can hit notes so high, 5 year old boys look at one another in awe and ask “How did he do that?”
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When I was a kid, my dad used to leave the VCR on all night recording MTV and VH-1, back when they both played videos. I guess he wanted to check out what he missed in the morning. But there was one video that I still remember until this day just because of how wacky it was. I sat there wondering why Lionel Richie was singing and dancing in booty high soccer short. Why wasn’t […]
All I need to say about this, is that this is classic Lionel.
Tony Billy Boy?
Is Lionel dreamin’ of creepin’ with his student?
Was that a phallic symbol in her hands?
No, that was just her cane.
Lionel had one of the great mustaches of our day.
How creepy is it to stalk a blind girl?
That was corniest “Hello!” I’ve ever seen in my life.
The sculpture is half cro-magnum man and half Lionel.
And the mustache isn’t as good.
I don’t think […]