All I need to say about this, is that this is classic Lionel.

  • Tony Billy Boy?
  • Is Lionel dreamin’ of creepin’ with his student?
  • Was that a phallic symbol in her hands?
  • No, that was just her cane.
  • Lionel had one of the great mustaches of our day.
  • How creepy is it to stalk a blind girl?
  • That was corniest “Hello!” I’ve ever seen in my life.
  • The sculpture is half cro-magnum man and half Lionel.
  • And the mustache isn’t as good.
  • I don’t think she was all that cute. Was Lionel blind?

What else can you say about that one?