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They Tried To Make Her Go To Rehab, But She…No, That’s Too Easy
Amy Winehouse? What the HELL is wrong with you? You’re an amazingly talented singer and songwriter. Granted, creative people are supposed to have demons, but (and I’ve seen this far too often) your demons are threatening to consume you and eat you alive! You obviously have a drug problem, and from recent comments you’ve made, you’re dealing with some serious self-esteem issues as well, refusing to go to rehab unless your husband goes with you, […]
Friday Throwback – Too Legit To Quit
How big was MC Hammer? Considering the dude had a cartoon, a doll, and near 20 years later people still call a certain pair of roomy pants, “Hammer Pants”, I’d say that he was pretty big. It’s funny how people think that Please Hammer, Don’t Hurt ‘Em was his first album. That’s how big he was. He was so big that his first (and better) album Let’s Get It Started is pretty much forgotten. And […]
49 Years of Hee Hee, Chamone & Aaaowwww!!!!
Happy Birthday To The King of Pop!!!
Yes, folks, Michael Joseph Jackson turns 49 years old today. What are you doing to celebrate? Here are a few suggestions:
a) cleansing boil in the hyperbaric chamber
b) donate to the “Where’s Tito?” fund
c) gussy yourself up in the silver sequin spacesuit a la the “Rock With You” video (see right)
d) line dance with random gang members in a red leather jacket and high waters
e) listen to Off The Wall […]