Happy Birthday To The King of Pop!!!
Yes, folks, Michael Joseph Jackson turns 49 years old today. What are you doing to celebrate? Here are a few suggestions:
a) cleansing boil in the hyperbaric chamber
b) donate to the “Where’s Tito?” fund
c) gussy yourself up in the silver sequin spacesuit a la the “Rock With You” video (see right)
d) line dance with random gang members in a red leather jacket and high waters
e) listen to Off The Wall and Thriller and remember that despite his many, many peculiarities, Michael is still the premier song and dance man of our time, and Justin Timberlake, Usher and so many others owe their careers to him.