OK, Mariah. We GET it. You’re hot. You like your body, and you also like showing it off. You’ve never been an artistic giant, but at least your earlier albums had some substance. Now, it’s like, damn. Your songs are lame (how many more times is that DeBarge loop gonna get jacked?) and people are kinda tired of you almost showing the vag. And why T.I.? Justin Timberlake took that boat and sailed with it two years ago, baby.
