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Tag: Friday Throwback

  • Friday Throwback – Let’s Chill

    I didn’t really get into Guy when their first album dropped. It wasn’t until I Wanna Get With You did I really notice them. It just happened to be that I was listening to a lot more stuff the year their second album came out. And then, there was this song.

    • What’s up with the glasses and flat top look?
    • I don’t remember there being a ballerina in this video.
    • Teddy Riley playing the piano in a bathrobe is just unintentionally funny.
    • Is there any reason why the color of the video changes?
    • Is it a dream or reality? Cause if it’s a fantasy, please don’t wake me.
    • Holy cow. That was a gutter ball from the word go.
    • I don’t get the singing on stools deal, but oh well, this was the early 90s.

    Paging Aaron Hall. Paging Aaron Hall. Come back to R&B music man. We need you.

  • Friday Throwback – Hold On

    Did you know that Jamie Walters is now a firefighter? Nope, he doesn’t throw Donna off the stairs anymore. Actually, Jamie Walters says that being a woman abuser on Beverly Hills, 90210 was a bad move because still, to this day, he receives flack from Donna fans who can’t separate the fact from fiction. Though How Do You Talk To An Angel was the hit song, I still liked this one better.

    (True story. I come from a family of hair stylists and in my senior year of high school, I asked my Aunt Annette to cut my hair like Ray Pruit. For some reason, I liked his hairstyle.)

    • Are those microphones in his room?
    • That guy yelling at the girl in the room was like the Ray Pruitt of the video.
    • If Jamie was a real hero, he’d go save the girl instead of singing a song.
    • How can she hold on to you bruh if you’re singing in the other building?
    • Did the dude just cut his finger trying to open a can?
    • Don’t jump Valerie!

    I think Jamie Walters did actually release two albums which you can probably find in the 99 cent used bin at your local record store. If I saw that dude out on the streets I’d probably ask him why he threw Donna off the stairs.

  • Friday Throwback – Hello

    All I need to say about this, is that this is classic Lionel.

    • Tony Billy Boy?
    • Is Lionel dreamin’ of creepin’ with his student?
    • Was that a phallic symbol in her hands?
    • No, that was just her cane.
    • Lionel had one of the great mustaches of our day.
    • How creepy is it to stalk a blind girl?
    • That was corniest “Hello!” I’ve ever seen in my life.
    • The sculpture is half cro-magnum man and half Lionel.
    • And the mustache isn’t as good.
    • I don’t think she was all that cute. Was Lionel blind?

    What else can you say about that one?