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  • #16 album of 2012 – the Idler Wheel is Wiser by Fiona Apple

    Artist: Fiona Apple

    Album: the Idler Wheel is Wiser than the Driver of the Screw, and Paid Its Mortgage Selling Half This Rhyme to Mountain Dew™ 

    Fiona Apple‘s fourth album is built on

    (1) impassioned, bluesy, yet highly articulate singing

    (2) Charlie Drayton’s inventive, busy percussion (drums and cymbals, but also vibraphone; drumsticks tapping light-switches; moths fluttering into walls while wearing tap-dancing shoes; the wheels of tiny wagons pulled across pebbly trails by nervous midget horses; storage-room shelves collapsing; floors of empty basketball arenas being stomped; distant washed-out recordings of overheating steam-engine boilers. Or so I choose to deduce)

    (3) Apple’s minor-key piano, often itself highly rhythmic.

    My impression from quick attempts to sample her older material is that the Idler Wheel is Wiser is the musically sparest, most percussive, and most direct of her four albums. I’m basically new to her. Her breakout first single Criminal  struck me as slick and bland (it still does), and fiona_apple_idler_wheelcreeped me out with its video, hard-selling the idea that Anorexic Abuse Victim Is The New Sexy. Her insistence that her second album have a 100-word title was intriguing, but I didn’t *like* the title, so I tuned her out. I might never have fixed that, had not a negative review of the Idler Wheel is Wiser pointed unhappily to the Left Alone couplet “You made your major overtures when you were a sure and orotund mutt/ and I was still a dewey petal, rather than a moribund slut”.

    Which is brilliant. Alright, sure, I can see not being struck that way if (as I’m guessing the reviewer didn’t) you don’t know “orotund” or “moribund”, but, y’know… I had to look up the fourth word of “My ills are reticulate, my woes are granular” later in the same song. Before, I didn’t know “reticulate” describes complex, diffuse networks; now I do, and the line is damned insightful. What I loved about these lines — about, basically, the prospect of relationship songs by a bluesy female Tom Lehrer — is that there’s a natural clash between what I might consider the two most important style elements of good writing: “Say what you’re trying to say”, and “Make it new”. The fancy parts of Left Alone are direct, literal-minded storytelling *and* strikingly original phrases — and high-wire rhymes, to boot. Which doesn’t make it one of 2012’s greatest songs by itself. Neither does the clattering drum solo. Neither even, quite, does the skewed jazz-punk piano riff, off which her rhythmic scat-singing and Drayton’s drum flurries bounce at interesting angles. What finishes elevating it is that once she’s finished a tricky rhyme with “cultivate a callus”, she advances the idea in the starkest language. “And now I’m hard, too hard to know/ I don’t cry when I’m sad, anymore…./ How can I ask anyone to love me, when all I do is beg to be left alone?”. The eloquence has been a defense; putting it down is made an act of bravery. Yet she still gives you, in the best part of the chorus melody, the words “calcify” and “coincide” to sing to, because she can, and it’s a cool trick, and those words, too, help say what she’s trying to say.

    Periphery is another with show-off writing: a defiant, funny, willfully juvenile attack on social strivers, where the music — despite impressively spooky backup vocals and bursts of off-kilter intensity — keeps returning to a goofy carousel piano riff. The spare but bouncy Daredevil features fiona_apple_idler_wheel_full_textthe impressive strength-in-recovery metaphor “Say I’m an airplane, and the gashes I got from my heartbreak/ make the slots and the flaps upon my wing, and I use them to give me a lift”. But mostly, she’s more reined in: she simply uses her intelligence, intelligently. The pop-jazz ballad Valentine is as precise for “You didn’t see my valentine/ I sent it via pantomime” as its continuation “while you were watching someone else./ I stared at you, and cut myself”, and uses both to inform “I root for you, I love you”. Jonathan, its music as cloudy and ominous as Tori Amos’s Precious Things but muted and careful like it’s sitting next to you in front of three dozen strangers, attacks her own wordiness: “Kiss me while I calibrate and calculate, and heaven’s sake, don’t make me explain…/ I don’t wanna talk about anything”. The singles from this album both make good reading, but turn on the phrases “And then we can do anything we want”, and “I just wanna feel everything”.

    My wife and I have been watching early seasons of Aaron Sorkin’s the West Wing recently, our second time with the show. It was mostly a show, abnormally near-realistic by TV standards, about clever, educated, funny, earnest people who care about each other and are trying to improve the world. They were held back by a system designed to be subject to hundreds of competing egos; by their own egos, gigantic enough to fit in; by the many ways the task “improve the world” is ill-defined and unclear to begin with. But they were easy to root for. Now and then, though, it attempted (painfully) to be a romantic comedy about these same people being completely incapable of treating would-be lovers well, because they’re too damned uptight to ever openly ask for what they want, or to try to get people to like them by being likable.

    Fiona Apple spends the Idler Wheel is Wiser trying hard not to be that person. Maybe that’s a new project: see as well her affecting 2012 letter to her fans where she canceled her concert tour to be with her dying dog. Then again, if she’s been this direct and vulnerable since her 1997 debut, maybe it hasn’t been working for her, or it’s only been something she knows how to do when she’s writing and singing. It is, either way, a worthy attempt, one I’m glad I finally let myself hear. And when she ends her album with the peppy, Beyonce-ish love/ lust celebration Hot Knife, I choose to hope it’s not too late to root for her.

    – Brian Block

    To see the rest of our favorites, visit our Favorite Albums of 2012 page!

     

  • Sly Stone Turns 70, Contest and New Box Set News

    Sly Stone

    Sly Stone is Legacy Artist of the Month

    Sly Stone is 70.

    Now you feel old.

    Sylvester Stewart, the heart of Sly and The Family Stone, had a groove for everyone over a decade of crossover success when the band fused every music of the day from rock to funk to pop to soul to maybe drawing the line at Creole. Over a period of just several years, everything the Sly and the Family Stone released topped Billboard’s Hot 100 chart.

    You know the tracks, “Everyday People”, “Family Affair”, “Thank You” are just a handful. A pioneer at home on a stage with Jimmy Page or George Clinton, Sly had something to say about society and usually locked it within a groove that won over everyone.

    On Sly’s 70th birthday, we got two fun pieces of news. We already knew that Legacy Recordings had made Sly their third “Artist of the Month” following Janis and Nina Simone.  Today we learned that there will be a new multi CD box set released later this year to honor the Grammy and Rock Roll Hall of Fame winner.

    We also heard about a contest you can enter to design a funky Sly and the Family Stone poster and scoop up $500.   The poster contest details are online now, and you’ve got until April 11 at midnight Pacific Time to “create a fun design influenced by the…song titles that span the band’s legendary career.”

    I’m not an artist, but I’m guess the entries will be colorful.

    Happy 70th birthday, Sly.   Thank you for making so much music possible.

    Respect.

     

    Sly Stone photo courtesy Legacy Recordings

     

  • American Idol Season 12: Cutting Down To 9

    Idol Even after the promised changes, new judges, and two less contestants in the finals, Wednesday night’s American Idol felt same old same old. The show was a mixed bag with some good performances and many shaky performances. It’s pretty obvious that the girls are much better than the guys. Could this be a carbon copy of season three when the girls owned the top four? It should be.

    But with the new voting app where fans can vote up to 50 times, I expect to see some really ragged results, including some very deserving girls to get booted earlier than they should. Angie Miller, I’m talking about you.

    My prediction on Wednesday night was that Curtis Finch, Jr. would be saying goodbye and going “home” (Phillip Phillips voice). I also thought Devin and Paul were forgettable.

    So what was different with the elimination show?

    It was like the bizarro elimination show. Instead of calling out the bottom three, Ryno Seacrest instead called out who made the top three. Those three were Candice Glover, Kree (Summer) Harrison, and Angie Miller. He would announce the rest of the rankings before unveiling who was going home. Oh, how very X Factor of you.

    Mid-show, Ryno introduced Charlie Askew, aka Creepy Charlie who was eliminated last week to get back on the stage to sing Sky Blue Diamond, his original song. Why? Well, since the top 10 will automatically make it to the tour they would like to add one more via a fan vote. Charlie was one of the highest of the two who were eliminated. And Aubrey Cleland was the other.

    Creepy Charlie looks a little bit like Rocky Dennis without the abnormality. And I don’t like his weird voice which sounds like what would happen if Michael Jackson plugged his nose and tried singing under water.

    Aubrey should make it simply because of how pretty she looked. The winner will be announced next week.

    Who rocked the stage?

    For whatever reason, Jon Bon Jovi’s dad sang lead for Bon Jovi. Wait, that wasn’t his dad? That man with the feathered mullet was really Jon Bon Jovi? Oh.


    Bon Jovi Live on American Idol Results 2013 by HumanSlinky

    Also, the most successful American Idol winner since Jordin Sparks, Phillip Phillips performed. After running the gamut on Home, he changed it up and performed his new single Gone, Gone, Gone, which is also really good.

    What were the rankings?

    Of course, Lazaro was fourth even though he’s one of the worst singers left. Amber Holcomb was fifth. Cotton mouth Janelle who went to the Kellie Pickler school of naive, was sixth. The best guy on Wednesday, Burnell is seventh. Unspectacular Paul Jolley is eighth, leaving forgettable Devin Vasquez and Curtis Finch, Jr. with their faith in America’s hands.

    Who went home?

    Nicki Minaj said that if Curtis went home, she would too. Devin is safe and Curtis is going home. Curtis has to sing for his life. Nicki got up to walk away forgetting that they had to watch Curtis sing to see if they would save him. She flashed that badonk and a half for a second. There’s no way in hell that they save Curtis and she knows it.

    Nicki Minaj Gif

    (During the X Factor season, I posted many of the wacky Britney gifs. It’s Nicki’s turn. This one is by Pink Friday Gifs.)

    This was predictable and the voting wasn’t as ragged as I thought. And Devin and Paul may be going home sooner than later.

    Goodbye Curtis. It was nice knowing you.