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  • Let it snow!

    Let it snow!

    As I watch tiny flakes fall from the German sky, I think to myself… “Let it snow!”

    Snow shouldn’t excite me as much as it does. I still can’t help but feel excited when I see it, though, especially since I’ve been living in warm places for the past five years. Not counting Thanksgiving 2014, when my husband Bill and I ran into an aberrant snowstorm that dumped a couple of inches in Virginia, I haven’t really seen much of the stuff in years. Now that we live in Germany again, I’m thinking to myself “Let it snow!” I’ll just sit in the house and snuggle with my dogs… and listen to music, of course. Lots of artists have recorded the song, “Let It Snow”, which usually gets played at Christmas time.


    A classic version by Dean Martin.

    This song isn’t really a Christmas song, though, is it? Do they even mention the big winter holiday at all in this song? I don’t think so. Why shouldn’t we sing it in January or February, when snow may be more likely to fall?


    Michael Buble updates “Let It Snow”, along with some manly sounding backup singers.

    I think it works even better with a woman singer…


    Maybe not Jessica Simpson, though… What the hell is she doing to this song?

    I’m kind of partial to the song, “Baby It’s Cold Outside”. You can have a lot of fun with the suggestive lyrics if you have the right partner. The first time I heard this song, it was sung by James Taylor and Natalie Cole, who sounded fine together but didn’t seem to have much chemistry.


    Lady Gaga sings with Joseph Gordon-Levitt… Do they have chemistry?

    It’s kind of cool that Lady Gaga and Joseph Gordon-Levitt traded roles, but I’m not so sure they pull it off. Hmm, now that I think about it, it’s kind of a creepy song. Basically, one person is trying to talk the other to sticking around for some nookie. A little date rape, perhaps?


    Colbie Caillat and Gavin DeGraw sing… after Colbie hawks her Christmas album.

    And here’s a very cute version of “Baby It’s Cold Outside” by the Hound + the Fox.


    These two have chemistry! So cute, despite the song’s date rape theme.

    Even I get into the act on this one. I recorded this version with a SingSnap member named Outnumbered 321.


    Nobody’s ever sung this to me for real, though. No one I ever dated could sing worth a damn.

    Sadly, since my husband is currently in hot and sunny Chad, I won’t be snuggling with anyone on this snowy day. Bah humbug!

  • Bad Christmas music…

    Bad Christmas music…

    I’m feeling poorly today and in a negative mood. So here’s a post about bad Christmas music.

    I’m sitting here listening to Mariah Carey’s unfortunate slaughtering of her Christmas hit, “All I Want For Christmas Is You”. This song is about twenty years old and has become sort of a holiday staple over the years. But poor Mariah was having some vocal issues and sadly, it’s now become Internet news.


    To be sure, Mariah still has fabulous vocal chops, but this performance is just north of disastrous.

    Chin up, Mariah. Even divas like Aretha Franklin sometimes make bad Christmas music.


    This isn’t as bad as it could be, but I’ve heard Aretha do better… Yikes.

    To be fair, Aretha on a bad day is still better than most singers on a good day. But I still think this was an unfortunate performance.

    Then there’s Christmas music that is bad, not due to the performance, but because it’s just bad… Case in point, here’s a song called “I Farted on Santa’s Lap (Now Christmas is Gonna Stink For Me)”. Appropriately enough, this song is performed by The Little Stinkers.


    I’m sure this is a hit at parties.

    And then there’s the ever popular “Merry Fucking Christmas” by our friends on South Park. For some people, this is probably a valid sentiment.


    Mr. Garrison sings to all the “heathens” out there who aren’t Christians…

    I don’t know if I’d call this “bad” as much as I’d call it potentially offensive. I, of course, think it’s a hoot, but others might not be as generous.

    Ditto for Red Peters’ heartwarming classic, “Holy Shit, It’s Christmas!” Any time you need hamsters as singing partners, you know your song is full of gimmickry.


    I think I like the furry little critters, though…

    Red Peters followed up with another Christmas hit called “You Ain’t Getting Shit For Christmas”…


    Red takes on this song with the Alan Pinchloaf Singers.

    I’m sure everyone has a story of ungrateful friends and family members, right? I know I do.

    Speaking of bad Christmas music involving rodents, I don’t need to hear “Please Christmas Don’t Be Late” by Alvin in the Chipmunks ever again…


    This song makes me cringe.

    I’m sorry this post is more video than writing, but I think I need to go back to bed with a hot toddy. Hopefully your Christmas music is all good and hopefully no one gives you the unwanted gift of sickness.

  • #16 album of 2013 – Multipurpose Trap by Birds and Buildings

    #16 album of 2013 – Multipurpose Trap by Birds and Buildings

    Artist: Birds and Buildings

    Album: Multipurpose Trap

    Birds and Buildings classify their second album Multipurpose Trap as “jazz-rock, progressive-rock, zeuhl, rock in opposition”, which seems about right for those of you who’ll understand all that. If you’re stuck after jazz-rock, that’s still a useful starting point, and I’m happy to MultipurposeTrapadd that King Crimson (’70s and ’80s versions both) seems like a significant influence. Their music is mostly high-energy; their five-piece lineup includes a trumpeter, a violinist, and a sax/flute/clarinet player along with guitars and keyboard. Maybe 85% of each song, on average, is instrumental passages, which I have a prejudice against. My favorite albums are usually ones where I love the singer and/or the lyrics, and the few vocals here — which are certainly nicely done — are either vague mutterings that happen to take place on musical notes, or brief telegraphic melodies that hop large odd intervals. But there’s too many interesting things going on instrumentally for me to complain. Instead of vocal hooks we get keyboard hooks or saxophone hooks, often blatantly catchy ones. And if the time signatures have 3, 5, or 6 beats per measure as often than 4, they feel entirely natural and bouncy about it.

    Multipurpose Trap’s shorter songs, from 2 to 6 minutes, are generally the poppiest, for a jazz/ prog/ zeuhl definition of “pop”. Horse-Shaped Cloud feels carnivalesque; the Dumb Fish goes between a Mission Impossible sinister chase feel and a more open-minded world’s conception of “peppy jingle”. Miracle Pigeon is partly a folk dance for Eastern Europeans with widely varying numbers of legs, partly an emergency summons to town square by their robotic overlords and Valkyrie guards. East is Fort Orthodox is slower, grander, eerier, the most Court of the Crimson King-feeling track (but also the one with the most prominent vocals and prettiest violin playing). Secret Crevice feels like one of Miles Davis’s most aggressive jazz-rock lineups simultaneously taking the piss out of opera and movie fight-scenes.

    Tragic Penguin, at 7 minutes, introduces itself as slow and mystical and lofty, with glittering sustained Chick Corea-like keyboards, high droning woodwinds, and bass lines built on playing the same note or chord several times in a row before moving. When it speeds up, and adds brief vocals, it feels more like a Frank Zappa piece, but still a basically grand and pretty one. Catapult is 10 minutes of adrenaline, cartoon chase sequences interrupted by moments where the instruments corner each other, and stomp around in intimidating poses, before one of them spots a chance to make a break for it and start the chase anew through different terrain. Abominable Pelican comes across in parts as a pleasant brainwashing attempt by happy mystical nutters, and in parts as the grand quasi-symphonic jazz that washes over them during their worship rituals.

    It turns out, then, that while part of why I love music with words is that I want to sing along with those words, another part is simply that vocals are a convenient tool for providing *personality*. Sometimes they sing and sometimes they don’t, but Birds and Buildings always have plenty of that.

    – Brian Block

    To see the rest of our favorites, visit our Favorite Albums of 2013 page!