Nope, there are no instances of Britney and two other people getting it on and knocking boots in this video, though with what the song is about, you wouldn’t be surprised.

Instead, it’s just Britney in different stages of dress (or undress) dancing around for no reason whatsoever. And in this video, her look creeps me out a bit. I’m not sure if it’s the wacky wigs or the leotards or the fact that she’s flashing her pressed up cleavage all over the place, but I don’t think she looked that good at all.

Go ahead. Disagree with me.