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  • American Idol Season 11 – Who Makes The Top 6?

    James Durbin
    Last night, I blogged the performances show with Heejun Han. Okay, I didn’t really, but he was pretty funny on Twitter last night, so I just pretended I did.

    I thought the show was pretty strong with really, only one weak point. And that weak point is little Hollie Cavanaugh. Here was my top and bottom two from last night:

    Top 2
    1. Jessica Sanchez
    2. Elise Testone
    2. Colton Dixon (sorry, I couldn’t decide)

    Bottom 2
    1. Hollie Cavanaugh
    2. Phillip Phillips

    The top 7 start the show performing Pink’s Raise Your Glass. It was kind of a disaster. Even my Droopy Elise wearing some sort terrible green hat that didn’t match the rest of her outfit couldn’t save it.

    Ryno brings up Hollie and Jessica to center stage. Hollie has to be shaking in her boots. He puts Hollie on the right side of the stage. And Jessica goes to the left side.

    James Durbin comes out sounding like Adam Lambert and looking like UFC fighter Josh Koscheck with a blown out blond look. Sadly, there was no Hulk Hogan this time.

    Elise and Phillip are in center stage. Jimmy thinks they both will be in the bottom three. Phillip joins Hollie and Elise joins Jessica. Ryno better not throw us a curveball here.

    Half of Jennifer Hudson is out singing Act Like A Woman, Think Like A Man. It’s kind of a boring performance for her, but Ne-Yo comes out and cleans up. That dude is just good. I’m still looking for Jennifer’s second half. With heels, she’s nearly a head taller than my man. I wonder if David Otunga is in the audience with his bow tie and coffee mug?

    And yes, Jennifer Hudson is skinny.

    Ryno brings up Colton and Joshua and Jimmy says he’s in on both. Joshua goes with Jessica and Elise. Colton goes with Hollie and Phillip. Skylar is the only one left. And she’s the first one who is safe. Ryno swerved us. He stuck Skylar with Colton, Phillip and Hollie, who are the other safe folks. My poor Elise. My poor, poor, Elise. This saddens me.

    Steven thinks they’ll use their save card this week. Um, Steven, you just ruined the suspense buddy. Joshua is safe. Jessica looks absolutely destroyed. Elise is safe! Holy cow. Jessica is so going to be saved.

    In maybe the best moment in Idol history, the judges come up and save Jessica before she gets into half of the first verse of her song and she just looks shocked. She has no idea what is going on. But the best part is that J. Lo shows us a side angle of that badonk and man, that lady will always have it.

    (Fast forward to about 1:57)

    You know what this means next week though. Two people are going home. And since America was drunk last night, we could see two really strong singers go home.

    Hollie doesn’t deserve to be on this show! Come on! Seacrest out!

  • American Idol Season 11 – Who Makes The Top 7?

    Last night was 80s night on American Idol and most of the contestants did well. The judges went out of their way to let the people know that Hollie wasn’t good. I compared her to a child pageant winner on Popblerd, so I didn’t really like her as much either.

    Here were my top and bottom 2 from last night:

    Top 2
    1. Joshua
    2. Colton

    Bottom 2
    1. Hollie
    2. Phillip

    The show starts with Ryno Seacrest introducing Jenny Lo’s new video. I don’t care for the song that much, but as you’d expect, she looks absolutely amazing in the video. And look at that daggone one-piece. Yikes.

    Joshua is sick and says he may black out. Ryno brings Joshua and Jessica to the middle of the stage. Joshua is safe as is Jessica. They were gimmes.

    Some UK group named The Wanted is on stage. What is this, X Factor? At least, they’re trying to bring boy bands back. I’m all for boy bands coming back.

    Ryno continues to bring them up in their duet pairs from last night. It’s Colton and Skyler’s turn to come to the middle. Before telling anyone they are in the bottom two, Ryno brings up Hollie and DeAndre as well. Deandre is in the bottom three. Colton is safe. Hollie is in the bottom three and Skylar is safe. That means either Phillip or my girl Droopy Dog, I mean Elise is in the bottom three. I have a bad feeling for my girl.

    Before we get to see who is the last person in the bottom three, we get a Kellie Pickler and her song, Where’s Tammy Wynette. I think she’s trying to look like a sexier version of Carrie. Too bad she doesn’t sound like Carrie.

    My girl is in the bottom three. Ryno tells Hollie that she’s safe. It’s down to Deandre and Elise. Elise is safe and Deandre is up for elimination. I think Jenny Lo may try and talk the boys into keeping Deandre, but the fact of the matter is, he’s going to be there again soon. No male singer has won this show singing mostly in a light voice or a falsetto, and I don’t expect that to happen now.

    Jenny Lo tried to save Deandre, but she was vetoed. Deandre is going home sweet home. I think that they would only save Joshua, Jessica, Skylar, Phillip, and Colton if they were voted to be eliminated. Elise and Hollie better sing their asses off.

  • American Idol Season 11 – Who Makes The Top 8?

    I think I said this last week, but last night’s American Idol performances show was the best one of the season thus far. Not one singer was terrible and most were above average. I have a feeling that we’re going to be in for a surprise tonight. I recapped the show last night for Popblerd.

    Here’s my top and bottom three from last night:

    Top 3
    1. Elise
    2. Joshua
    3. Phillip

    Bottom 3
    1. Heejun
    2. Deandre
    3. Skylar

    In a cool moment, after talking about the tweets some of the contestants received from their Idols, Eric Benet came out to tell Deandre how well he did with his song. No matter if you like Benet or not, you have the respect him. My man was married to Halle Berry.

    Ryno brings Elise, Phillip, and Hollie to the center of the stage. Hollie is in the bottom three. My friend Tiffany (@TVProducerLady), who I have done a couple American Idol podcasts with, thinks Hollie could be gone tonight. Phillip and Elise are safe. I’m rooting a little harder for Elise lately. She was my favorite last night.

    Nicki Minaj is on stage singing Starship. As long as Nicki turns around a couple times, I’m all good even if I don’t pay attention to her music. She didn’t really show the badonkadonk all that much, but could barely stay in her top.

    Ryno brings out Colton, Joshua, and Heejun. I have a bad feeling about Heejun. Colton is safe. You have to imagine Joshua is safe too. Heejun is in the bottom three.

    Last year’s winner, Scotty McCreery is performing his latest single Water Tower Town, which his a nice little ditty.

    Ryno brings Skylar, Deandre, and Jessica up to the stage. This one is tough. My guess is that Deandre is in the bottom three. Jessica is safe. Nope, it’s Skylar. She goes to the bottom three. Hollie, Heejun, and Skylar are in the bottom three.

    Ryno sends Skylar back to safety and it’s Heejun vs. Hollie. And Hollie is safe. Heejun is going to sing Song For You again tonight for his American Idol life.

    I can’t imagine they save Heejun here. His act was getting stale. But he was also Tiffany’s favorite. So I was rooting for him a bit. And, he’s a goner. I was hoping that he’d stay until next week because I was sure that he was going to wear Jason Derülo’s blinged out neck brace.