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  • Cringeworthy musical moments on classic TV…

    Cringeworthy musical moments on classic TV…

    This morning, I saw a YouTube video that totally inspired me to write about cringeworthy musical moments on classic TV…

    Forgive me. I’m having issues coming up with a good topic today. When this happens, I often turn to YouTube for inspiration. The very first thing I found was a classic video from 1978.


    Here’s William Shatner performing “Rocket Man” while smoking a cigarette and backed up with a disco version of Elton John’s and Bernie Taupin’s classic song.

    Some people claim this video is unwatchable, but I find it strangely fascinating. I sit here and wonder what possessed someone to ask William Shatner to act out this song. On the other hand, it’s kind of hilarious, especially when he gets all boogiefied with his bow tie undone. Bizarre and definitely cringeworthy.

    Never one to pass up an opportunity to be cringeworthy, Donny Osmond also makes this post when he sings this truly horrifying cover of “Johnny Be Good”. He’s changed up the lyrics, though, to honor the then nearly elected U.S. President, Ronald Reagan.


    This is godawful. I notice that no one in the audience seems to get into this number. Is it just because they’re straight-laced Republicans? Or is it because this number is truly cringeworthy?

    Marie Osmond does her best to rally the crowd, but it all kind of falls into a cheesy kind of hell. I like the guy sitting behind Reagan, who looks like he might need to pull the underwear out of the crack of his ass.

    In 1975, the late country singer Charlie Rich showed up for the 1975 Country Music Association awards completely bombed out of his mind. Watch how he presents the Entertainer of the Year award…


    I like how Glen Campbell introduces Charlie Rich while holding a lit cigarette. Everybody smoked in the 70s, didn’t they?

    And because everybody smoked, Mr. Rich had a cigarette lighter with him, which he used to light John Denver’s winning ballot on fire. I’ve read that poor Charlie’s career suffered due to that little stunt. I also love the way Glen Campbell looks nervously at the camera… which immediately reminds me of this scene from 2005.


    I remember watching this live in 2005 when Kanye West went off script…

    Poor Mike Myers looks like he wants to just fall through the floor. Bless his heart. Totally cringeworthy, although I can understand why many people were fine with what Kanye West said.

    Kanye West was also at the forefront of cringeworthy at the 2009 MTV awards, when he totally dissed poor Taylor Swift, who was just trying to graciously accept an award…


    I’m not a Taylor Swift fan, but I thought she handled this fairly gracefully. If I were her, I’d be itching to kick Kanye in the cojones.

    Here’s a relatively mild clip from the ACM awards from 2003. Vince Gill presents an award to Toby Keith…


    If you recall, Toby’s name was referenced on a t-shirt worn by a certain Dixie Chick.

    Maybe not as cringeworthy as Kanye’s antics, but I do like the way Vince and Reba banter back and forth.

    And finally, here’s a clip from 1993 starring RuPaul and Milton Berle…


    I don’t remember when this happened… but dayum! Definitely cringeworthy. I think RuPaul won that round, too.

    I’m hoping to get out this weekend and find some fresh inspiration for my music posts. For now, I hope your weekend isn’t cringeworthy and you don’t spend it watching TV.

  • #33 album of 2013 – Yeezus by Kanye West

    Artist: Kanye West

    Album: Yeezus

    Reviewing Kanye West‘s Yeezus is a double challenge for me. On the one hand, Yeezus was chosen by music critics as a whole, in the giant Village Voice Pazz & Jop Poll, as the #1 best album of 2013 (so my rating it as #33, though intended as a compliment, Kanye_West_Yeezusopens the question “Why are you dissing it?”). On the other, I’m pretty sure a majority of *my* readers don’t like Kanye West at all. Since he’s had many hit singles, including Black Skinhead, New Slaves, and Bound 2 from Yeezus, I’m stuck trying to convince readers they’ve made an oversight that isn’t about — as when I’m reviewing Kobo Town or the Burning Hell — “Yo! Look over here! This album exists!”

    Yeezus isn’t the record I’d’ve chosen to make my case for Kanye with. Previously, a large part of the case for West is that he’s a brilliant magpie, tossing together genres (and often samples) in ways that make no sense until you hear the results — results which also tended to be highly melodic. I don’t like his earliest albums as albums, but he was recording individual songs I loved as far back as 2004’s Jesus Walks: sad/goofy military doo-wop, joined by aggressive sound effects, by female choral vocals, by snake-charmer woodwinds, by gospel-singing melisma, and his own intense rapping. (That’s also the year he wrote and produced Twista’s hit Slow Jamz, a gorgeously seductive soul song with self-satirizing rhymes like “I’m gonna play some Vandross/ You’re gonna take your pants off.”)

    By 2010’s My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy — a Pazz & Jop poll winner that’s in my own top ten for its year — he was juggling more elements than ever. Dark Fantasy led the album with white and black church choral traditions together, lean minor-key hip-hop beats, chamber strings backing cyborg vocals, and a piano hook my 7-year-old would find easy to play that is nonetheless a majestic and lovely way to tie things together. All of the Lights put symphonic synthesizer fanfare (a la John Williams or Vangelis, c. 1980) together with soul singing and the ultra-busy drum machine of techno/jungle music. Hell of a Life turned a synthesized copy of the Black Sabbath Iron Man riff into something even hookier, strafed by fast swirling synth-piano and backing-up garbage trucks; Kanye West himself stole Ozzy’s vocal melody (with permission), sang it in smoother and lower voice, and put more notes in it, proving himself correct to do so. Blame Game had a catchy light cocktail-jazz piano hook, simple drum machine, orchestral drum rolls, saxophone, cello, and vividly weird bits of vocal processing. Lost in the World started with a-cappella close harmony R & B vocals run alienatedly through pitch-correction, then joined them to stomping ’80s rock percussion (an army of stormtrooping Phil Collinses), Michael Jackson tributes, cavernous synthesizer drones, slam poetry, and, for a bit, the rhythmic warping of the entire sound envelope. Good tunes abounded everywhere, new ingredients popped up every few measures, the song-to-song transitions were carefully managed, and the result was a panoramic album that sounded un-self-consciously of a piece. 2011’s Watch the Throne, a joint recording with Jay-Z, encompassed just as much territory, and is in my top ten for its own year.

    Yeezus, like-but-unlike 2008’s 808s and Heartbreaks, deliberately sacrifices some of that for the sake of mood. 808s was a sad, guilty-but-unkind-but-analytical album focused on a romantic breakup, and borrowed most of its tropes from synth-pop, which it combined with the most varied, artfully alien, emotionally effective use of pitch-correction I’ve ever heard. Yeezus, on the other hand, finds him relatively happy with his personal life, mostly using his voice un-disguised — and part of his success is that Kanye West may be the most communicative rapper out there, focused and intense and articulate, sly with his occasional punch-lines, building rhythm around the rhetorical demands of his words. But personally happy or not, Yeezus is bristling, paranoid, strutting and fierce in his approach to the world, and its songs are leaner, built on synthesizers as aggressively artificial as I’ve ever heard. Album opener On Sight sounds like a malfunction at first, or would if it wasn’t sneakily/ weirdly tuneful, but even when the harsh rhythm kicks in, it still feels like the music equivalent of the Outer Limits urging you “There is nothing wrong with your television set…. We are controlling transmission… We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image; make it flutter”. Black Skinhead is sparse, percussive, somewhere between “stereotyped primitive tribe” and “psychotic cheerleaders”, with a simple, ominous bass-synth tune and some low wobbly resonances to give you something to hum. I am a God cuts up samples of a lovely vocal-classical piece by Indian composer Rahul Dev Berman over low harsh drones, and twists Kanye’s voice so that we’re clear which kind of God he’s claiming to be: the scary-ass Old Testament kind who destroys cities and drowns continents if you don’t “hurry up with my damn croissant”. (It contains some of my favorite punchlines of the year, which doesn’t make the nearby digitized screams any less jarring.) New Slaves is, behind its urgent rap, pure melody, fit for a music box that in turn is fit for vengeful ghost children who are laughing nastily at your inability to see them. I’ve heard people complain that this sort of soundscape has done before in hip-hop — by El-P, by Cities Aviv, by Death Grips. Those examples aren’t wrong, but they’re anti-melodic. Not only does Kanye sing capably when he so chooses, but his every instrumental riff is for us to sing nonsense words to.

    One flaw in this is that I’m not accounting for the blatancy of West’s sampling this time out, where his songs shift genres for a minute at a time by reproducing sizable chunks of pre-existing records, a little bit altered and supplemented but entirelyKanye_West recognizable and taking dominant roles. I hated that crap when Vanilla Ice stole Under Pressure for a boring rap, or Puff Daddy stole Every Breath You Take for a boring rap of his own. My justifications for Kanye doing it are (1) that he gets permission and pays royalties, and more importantly (2) that he’s completely open about his sources, and indeed willingly publicizes them, leading to useful pages where you can watch videos of the original songs. Plus, in almost all cases, I like the results and the juxtapositions, and I rarely knew the originals. Tellingly, the one I have a problem with is his use of Nina Simone’s performance of the anti-slavery song Strange Fruit, which I own in original form, and which sure as hell doesn’t belong in a song (Blood on the Leaves) complaining about Kanye’s alimony payments.

    Which leads to the second flaw in this account: Kanye West has always presented himself as an arrogant asshole who loves hetero sex in vast quantities but resents women and defines himself by expensive purchases. That used to be balanced against a provocative political intelligence: Jesus Walks‘s self-aware attack on the pro-hedonistic biases of commercial radio; Who Will Survive in America‘s critique of a capitalist America that lulls us away from protesting by making us dream of lovely things we might someday, in theory, afford; Murder to Excellence‘s argument that we need a million more black men as exorbitantly rich as he is in order to get black poverty taken seriously; No Church in the Wild‘s circle-of-insignificance “Human beings in a mob: what’s a mob to a king? What’s a king to a God? What’s a God to a non-believer?”, and its endorsement of polyamory for his wife as well as himself. But on Yeezus we have exactly one intelligent point about the world: New Slaves‘s reminder that the Corrections Corporation of America is legally entitled by the 13th Amendment to use prisoners as slaves, and is therefore profit-motivated to lobby for many, many arrests. It’s drowned by periodic sloganeering (no, Kanye’s mistreatment by record company execs is *not* tantamount to working 18-hour days picking cotton and being flogged if his back pains make him too slow) and a whole lot of discussion of his cars and his penis and how no woman should charge him money for the pleasure of serving his penis. It’s gross.

    Like Eminem on his Marshall Mathers LP, Kanye balances this with self-awareness and self-mockery (even the one romantic song Kanye-West-Stained-Glasson the album, Bound 2, asks “Hey, do you remember where we first met?/ Okay, I don’t remember where we first met”). Plus occasional vows to improve; it has a mild voyeuristic intrigue. It’s still gross. Tris McCall makes the following defense: Kanye West‘s albums are great, in part, because he makes great use of collaborators. His stable of collaborators keeps growing larger, because he *never loses one*. In other words, he can’t possibly be a narcissistic jackass in person, because he’d drive people away — not everyone, but enough so you’d notice. The level of intense detail on his albums suggests that Kanye is above all a nerdy sound engineer and control freak — a good-natured one who’s welcoming of new ideas as long as he’s allowed to shape their final result — who has adopted the persona of a ridiculously cocky person in order to scare away people who would interfere with his vision. Surely he’s a hedonist, but by itself that’s not all bad. It makes sense. I suspect McCall is right.

    Does it matter? Eh, I think it helps a little. Kanye West is an extremely talented man who probably could, if he so chose, make some of my favorite albums of all time. But if he was focusing on me, he’d probably have smaller budgets and fewer people to call on, and then what we hear wouldn’t match what’s in his head. Yeezus is the product of a man who’s extremely successful in a culture that produces and rewards successful jackasses. It doesn’t sound quite like anything else, and it sounds excellent, and now and then it makes me laugh. Even when it makes me cringe, it’s basically aiming to. I’ll take it.

    – Brian Block

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  • American Idol Season 10 – Who Makes The Final 6?

    I write two American Idol blogs per week. On Wednesday’s contest portion of the show, I blog for Popblerd! which is run by the guy who used to run this blog, Money Mike. And on the elimination show, I blog here, which I’ve been doing for the last couple of years. This year, I’ve been incorporating tweets into my Wednesday blog to give it more of a “live” feel, even though I generally write it five hours after the show has already been broadcasted live on the East Coast.

    I missed one tweet last night that pretty much described my feeling on who is going to go home tonight. My homegirl Michelle was a little bothered that I decided to omit her fantastic tweet, but I had to let her know that I simply missed it. The show goes fast when you’re searching through Twitter to find good tweets. However, she let me know what she said in a comment today.

    I had to work late last night and watched the show from Stefano’s performance on. During his performance I kept thinking, I know Stefano “just can’t stop” but I wish he would! It’s a bummer becuase I’ve liked him from the beginning but now he’s getting annoying. He’s trying way too hard. J. Lo will definitely shed tears when he leaves the show.

    Stefano was singing Ne-Yo’s Closer and he continuously sang the lyric, “I just can’t stop.” Michelle, and others, wished he would’ve.

    J. Lo Booty Alert
    As usual, J to the LO (hello) looks hot to deaf. But there wasn’t even a glimpse of the backside action.

    Stefano and Jacob start out singing Hey Soul Sister. Haley and Lauren chime in. It was not good.

    I have finally figured out where I’ve seen Jacob’s dance moves.

    Scotty, James, and Casey are singing Viva La Vida. This was much better. However, what I don’t get is why aren’t they having the kids harmonize like they were in groups if they want them to sing as a group?

    Ryno asked Jacob about being called a diva by his fellow contestants. He said that it wasn’t in a bad way while James was shaking his head. Scotty said there was a cupcake named after him in his hometown. And Casey held up a painting someone made of him. They surely needed to fill two minutes or something.

    Ryno tells Casey and Jacob to stand up. Casey is safe because of the J. Lo kiss and Jacob is in the bottom three for his diva-ness.

    David Cook is on stage singing The Last Goodbye. It’s a nice little ditty, but I’m not running over anyone to buy it on iTunes. Cook brought his mom up to the stage so she could meet Steven Tyler. I think Tyler snuck in a lip lock there like usual. Daddy Cook may get some action tonight now that his wife is all hot and bothered.

    Ryno has Stefano, James, and Lauren on the stage. Stefano is in the bottom three, as predicted. Lauren and Big Game James are safe. Haley and Scotty are up and I would put big money on Scotty being safe here. Of course, Scotty was safe. But soon thereafter, Ryno also told Haley that she was safe, so she wasn’t in the bottom three for long.

    Katy Perry is singing E.T., which would’ve been pretty cool if Kanye West was there, but unfortunately, we only got young Katherine. I think it would’ve been cool if she came out with some Reeces Pieces, but alas, she wasn’t creative enough. I get why this song is popular, but it’s pretty drab and boring until Kanye’s verses. Ok! Kanye is there! I should’ve expected it. He rarely misses an opportunity to be seen on camera in front of large audiences. Go Yeezy.

    Yep, Stefano is going home. Both Michelle and I called it. Actually, I don’t think it was that hard of a choice. I bet many people figured he was going home. He should be ok with going home. When he gets home, it will be groupie central time. He sings Lately as his goodbye song which was one of his better performances. If he sang like this last night, he wouldn’t have gone home.

    It reminded me of maybe the greatest performance of Lately ever. Wait until about the 1:10 moment.

    Seacrest out!

    Photo of David Cook by Wikipedia and was released into the public domain