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  • Commercial-isms:  T-Mobile vs. Laurie Anderson “O Superman”

    Commercial-isms: T-Mobile vs. Laurie Anderson “O Superman”

    HTC O… M Effing G
    I took it as further evidence of my exceptional parenting when my 17-year-old son perked up at the sound of Laurie Anderson’s “O Superman” coming across from the TV and pronounced “Awesome song!” In my head, I was congratulating myself: My son knows Laurie Anderson’s music! I am a good dad! I am a good dad! But this moment of parental pride was sullied when I realized that familiar “hah hah hah hah hah hah” (I always thought it sounded like a robot breathing) was being played in the background of a commercial. For T-Mobile’s new HTC One phone.

    Really?

    Now I’m not so naive to actually believe that, at least when it comes to pop culture, some things might actually be sacred. But seriously: what’s “O Superman” doing in a cell phone commercial? Suddenly the tired arguments about artists “selling out” with their licensing choices feel freshly relevant. Not that I think Laurie Anderson has sold out, nor do I begrudge her whatever money she might be making from a 30-year-old song that might only be regarded as a “hit” in the most artsy-NYC-hipster-ish sense. (It did top the Village Voice’s 1981 Pazz & Jop singles poll.) But there is something sad about such a monumental song reduced to… this.

    If you’ve never heard “O Superman”, you may be asking yourself just what the big deal is. And if you’re just hearing “O Superman” for the first time, you should know: it’s damn weird. But it’s also wonderful. As proud as I am that my son could identify it so readily, he was a tiny bit wrong in pronouncing “O Superman” an “awesome song”. It certainly is awesome, and I don’t mean “awesome” in the deeply trivializing 80s-vintage colloquialism sense, but rather in the Old Testament music to bring down the walls of Jericho sense. It is awesome. But to call it simply a song is also a little trivializing.

    For one thing, it’s just not very song-like. For another, it’s massive: eight-and-a-half minutes massive, sustained without benefit of a catchy chorus or an extended guitar jam or even a drum solo. The music is stark and electronic, the words poetic and prayerful, and delivered (through a vocoder) alternately as a monologue and a chant – ah-hah-hah-ah hah-hah-hah-ha-ah. It is by turns funny and sweet (“Hi Mom!”), and chillingly prophetic:

    Here come the planes
    They’re American planes
    Made in America
    Smoking
    or Non-smoking

    There’s also a visual element that is integral to the song itself. In live performance, Laurie Anderson would play her synthesizer with one hand, and with the other, punctuate her lines with hand and arm gestures projected as shadows in a circle of light on a screen behind her.

    Laurie Anderson “O Superman” (1981)

    The song was first released as a NEA-funded limited edition 7″ single in 1981; the following year it became the centerpiece of Anderson’s major label debut record Big Science, which, itself, was conceived as part of an epic scale multi-media performance piece called United States, inspired largely by a four-year field trip Anderson took around the country, working various sorts of jobs as she went. “O Superman” is still regarded as Anderson’s masterpiece, and in the same way the “Hallelujah Chorus” (all 100 or so seconds of it) has become “bigger” than the larger work it was part of (Handel’s “Messiah” oratorio), “O Superman” has eclipsed United States in sheer concentrated power and historical resonance.

    The song was inspired by the aria O Souverain, O Juge, O Pere, from French composer Jules Massenet’s opera Le Cid, and alludes to its words. Laurie Anderson described the aria as a “prayer for a knight on the eve of a hopeless battle… a prayer about empire, loss, and ambition.”

    ‘Cause when love is gone, there’s always justice.
    And when justice is gone, there’s always force.
    And when force is gone, there’s always Mom.

    “O Superman” was also inspired by current events: specifically a tragically failed military mission during the Iran hostage crisis of 1979. But 9/11 and the government’s ongoing struggle to respond to it – both the military interventions in Iraq and Afghanistan, as well as the domestic policies passed in the name of security – have given the new song an even more powerful and unforeseen resonance. Here’s Laurie on performing the song to a New York audience a week after 9/11, from her notes to the 2007 reissue of Big Science:

    “During a top-secret mission to rescue hostages being held in Tehran, American helicopters crashed in a sandstorm and blew up. The mission’s failure was a blow to the United States’ reputation as a technological superpower and played a role in the downfall of the Carter Administration and the rise of Reaganism. Almost thirty years later we’re fighting the same war… I suddenly realized I was singing about the present.”

    So yeah, how about that skydiving fashion photographer? Here’s the song that opens the Big Science album:

    Laurie Anderson “From the Air” (1982)

  • American Idol Season 11 – Who Makes The Top 5?

    Katy Perry
    We’re coming down to the nitty gritty. Will Hollie finally go home or is my droopy-cheeked Elise done tonight? Or will it be a surprise?

    Here were my top and bottom two from last night:

    Top 2
    1. Joshua Ledet
    2. Skylar Laine

    Bottom 2
    1. Hollie Cavanagh
    2. Phillip Phillips

    The Queen Experience performed Somebody To Love.

    Ryno is going to call everyone down in pairs. He calls down Jessica and Elise. Elise looks worried. She should be. Elise is in the bottom three.

    Casey Abrams helps Ryno introduce Stefano. The best I can describe this song (I’m On A Roll) is that he’s doing a terrible Ne-Yo impersonation. I also think he’d finish no better than fifth place in this year’s competition.

    Ryno brings up Joshua and Hollie to the center stage. Ryno sends Hollie to hang out with her girl Elise and Joshua is safe.

    Katy Perry is on stage performing some song. The best way I can explain her performance is that she’s doing a terrible Stefano impersonation. Just kidding. But I didn’t really get it.

    Skylar and Phillip are at center stage now. Skylar is in the bottom three. What? Okay, she won’t last there. Then again, that’s what I said about Colton. But I’m right this time. Skylar is safe. It’s between my droopy-cheeked girl and Hollie.

    Give me Elise or give me death!

    Damnit! Elise is going home.

    Oh well, I’m sad. Elise deserved to be back for at least one more week. Seacrest (sigh) out.

  • American Idol Season 11 – Who Makes The Top 6 For Real This Time?

    As I wrote last night, America must’ve been smokin’ that stuff last week when Jessica Sanchez was nearly eliminated before Jenny Lo and company decided to save her. But there is no save this time. Will America be smokin’ that stuff again?

    Here’s my top and bottom 2 from last night:

    Top 2
    1. Skylar
    2. Joshua (edges out Phillip by a some chest hair)

    Bottom 2
    1. Elise
    2. Hollie

    I fear that my droopy faced girl Elise is going to be eliminated tonight.

    Here’s what I wrote on my Facebook page tonight in Elise’s honor:

    Remember her when she was on fire!

    The top 7 sing Dancing In The Street. I’m not sure I’ve seen skinnier jeans than the ones Colton is wearing. If he was dancing in the street in those, he’d get got. They’d have to cut the muskrat off his head too.

    Ryno brings Joshua and Hollie to the center. Joshua is rightfully through to next week. Hollie is in the bottom three.

    There’s been a Taylor Hicks sighting! He looks no older than 65 years old. He introduces Kris Allen, a most definite mistake-winner. Adam Lambert has more talent in his wig than Allen has. And Lambert doesn’t even wear a wig.

    Allen is doing a pretty darn good Enrique Iglesias impersonation with this song.

    Skylar and Elise are next to center stage. Elise might as well just walk to hang out with Hollie now. She basically said that she thinks she gets the harder critiques because the judges know she’s older and thinks she can take it. How about because you didn’t sing well last night? I know, I know. Elise is my girl. And yes, she’s in the bottom three.

    At this point, I fear for Jessica Sanchez’s life because of last week. If the world was fair, Colton and his skinny jeans would be in the bottom three. He was third worst last night.

    LMFAO is on stage for whatever reason. Barry Gordy must be proud.

    Colton, Phillip, and Jessica are in the center. Jessica is safe! Phillip is safe! The muskrat is in the bottom three. Colton is probably going back to safeland soon. Nope, Elise is safe! My droopy dog. I don’t have to pour out some liquor for her tonight.

    Holy cow! Colton has been eliminated. Hollie is the Teflon Don this year. Wow. I shouldn’t be surprised as I thought Colton was one of the worst three last night, but I just figured the teenie boppers would save him.

    Goodbye Colton, see you on the flipside.