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  • They owe it all to Star Search… contestants who became stars

    They owe it all to Star Search… contestants who became stars

    Reach for the stars… and catch ’em on Star Search!

    The 1980s and 90s era talent show Star Search used to come on every weekend. I would usually dutifully tune in and watch, even though it seemed like no one who won on the show ever went on to bigger and better things. It wasn’t until years later that I realized there was a lot of legitimate talent on Star Search, even though it featured a lot of cheesy acts set to schmaltzy music. The singers, especially, were prone to big hair, dorky outfits, and way too many vocal histrionics.

    Star Search LogoYesterday, I was watching old episodes of Melrose Place and actor Brian Bloom had a guest starring role.  Brian Bloom is about my age and I remembered him when he was a teen, starring as Dustin Donovan on the now defunct daytime soap As The World Turns.  For some reason, I thought I’d first seen him on Star Search.  Allow me to explain for those who weren’t around in the early 1980s.  Star Search was to my generation what American Idol, The Voice, and X Factor are to today’s young people.  It was a long running talent show hosted by Ed McMahon.  I remember watching it when it first began in 1983 and remained a devoted fan for several years, until I went off to college and quit watching so much television.

    I looked up Brian Bloom on IMDb.com and did not see Star Search listed as any of his credits, even though I could swear I saw him compete in the teen acting category back when the show first started.  The acting category was quickly done away with, which might explain why Brian Bloom is nowhere to be found in lists of former Star Search contestants.  On the other hand, it could be that my usually steel trap memory is failing now that I’m hitting middle age.  But my investigation did ultimately lead me to a list of all the people who competed or won on Star Search.  I couldn’t help but notice that there are quite a few legitimate performers counted as Star Search alums; several of them are now huge stars.

    Sam Harris

    The very first big winner on Star Search was Sam Harris.  Harris was memorable because he wore a tuxedo with tails and high top sneakers.  He had a big voice that could do vocal gymnastics and that was apparently enough to impress the judges.

    Sam Harris sings “Over the Rainbow” on Star Search.

    He went on to score a contract with Motown Records and eventually cut a single called “Sugar Don’t Bite”.

    Sam Harris singing “Sugar Don’t Bite”, a 1984 song that eventually climbed to #36 on the Billboard Hot 100 chart in 1984.

    Sawyer Brown

    While I wasn’t able to find a clip of country band Sawyer Brown when they appeared on Star Search in 1983, I did find this clip of them talking to Dick Clark about their big break on Star Search.

    Sawyer Brown talks about performing at Carnegie Hall after Star Search.

    Here’s a video for their 1993 hit “Thank God For You”, complete with funky dancing.

    LeAnn Rimes

    Country star LeAnn Rimes made history in 1996 when she was just 14 years old. She was the youngest person to win a Grammy for Best New Artist and Best Female Country Vocal Performance on her song, “Blue” But in 1991, she was just another Star Search contestant.

    Here she is at just eight and a half years old and already showing a lot of star quality.

    And here she is many years later, covering the song “Swingin’”, which was originally made famous by John Anderson in the early 1980s.

    Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Christina Aguilera, and Justin Timberlake,

    Moving on a few years, viewers started seeing some young performers who would eventually go on to become big stars. Britney Spears, Jessica Simpson, Christina Aguilera, and Justin Timberlake are today household names and they have been bona-fide stars since the late 1990s. But back in the early 90s, they were hopefuls on Star Search.

    Here’s little Britney Spears singing her heart out to The Judds’ “Love Can Build A Bridge”. She’s come a long way since then.

    And here’s Britney all grown up and sexy, singing “Womanizer”.

    Christina Aguilera is just eight years old in this 1989 clip from Star Search.

    Christina Aguilera all grown up!

    In this clip, 11 year old Justin Timberlake is competing and losing against 10 year old Anna Nardona. I have to wonder if Justin cringes when this clip comes up, showing him trying to sing country style and sporting a big belt buckle.

    And here’s grown up Justin performing at the 2013 Grammy awards with fellow Star Search alum, Beyoncé.

    Beyoncé

    Yes, Beyoncé was also once a Star Search contender.

    In this clip from 1993, she was 12 years old singing, dancing, and leading her backup singers and dancers, Girls Tyme.

    That Star Search clip is a far cry from Beyoncé’s performance in the video for “Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)”, isn’t it?

    Usher

    Even Usher was on the Star Search starmaking machine.

    In this clip, Usher hangs out with Countess Vaughn and Sinbad, also former Star Search contestants.

    The younger they were, the more likely they were to be stars…

    When I look at the list of notable Star Search winners, I notice that the ones who were most likely to become household names were junior contestants on the show. I also notice that a lot of times, the future big stars were losers on Star Search. I guess those Star Search judges didn’t necessarily know star quality when they heard it. Or maybe the losers were just hungrier for success or had pushier stage parents. It’s hard to tell.

    I must have gotten my fill of talent shows back in the 1980s because I’ve never really watched American Idol, The Voice, or X Factor. In fact, watching these old clips from Star Search actually made me cringe a bit. I’m not so sure these types of shows really allow people to show off their talents to the fullest. I do like to watch America’s Got Talent, mainly because audition week usually showcases bizarre or unintentionally funny acts that I find a lot more entertaining than the acts from people who legitimately want to become stars. On the other hand, looking at some of these stars when they were very young, I can’t help but see that they were obviously very talented and probably didn’t need Star Search.

  • #25 album of 2012 – Failed States by Propagandhi

    Artist: Propagandhi

    Album: Failed States

    Propagandhi are a good band. Given my tastes, I doubt I’d keep buying each new album of theirs if I didn’t care about their lyrics, but maybe; they’re a good band. Starting off with a 1993 album as a primitivist hardcore punk group who couldn’t sustain songs for two minutes and rarely propagandhi_clowntried, they’ve learned structure, drama, pacing, and many chords they didn’t begin with. Chris Hannah’s singing is still punk-shouty, melodic by implication (and not always that) rather than composition, and he articulates, but they’re essentially a metal band now. A more angular version of Metallica’s Ride the Lightning, perhaps, or then again a more militant version of Nothingface-era Voivod. They still do a few punk sprints, but as fun changes of pace, like System of a Down strewing Jet Pilot and Bounce amid songs proving they know better. Most of the songs on Failed States start right before the words do, and stop when the words run out, but there’s changes of riffs, changes of tempo, spectacular drum fills, even some guitar solos. On previous Propagandhi albums there was a distracting tendency for those musical events to interrupt Hannah in the middle of a thought, but on Failed States they’ve finally allied the music with the words.

    Because Propagandhi are a good band, I can happily exercise or fold laundry to this album — but that came after, at least twice, reading along to it. Their lyricist — I’m guessing that’s founding member Chris Hannah, but I’ve never managed to find out for sure — is an excellent, thoughtful, personal, periodically goofy writer who devotes his albums to his efforts to figure out the world, his place in it, and how to fix it. I know it’s cool to roll your eyes at “how to fix it”, but seriously: don’t you think it could use some repairs? Do you trust the corporate executives and politicians to do it for you? If not, it’s pretty much up to the unqualified rest of us, and part of the greatness of Propagandhi is that they know they’re unqualified. “29 years in human history: the total duration of time without war. What the fuck am I acting so surprised for? If I had a dime for every single idiotic time I felt like strangling some goof on the street, I could afford a business seat on the fucking Soyuz 13. Sandwiched straight between Tom Hanks and Lance Bass, already fighting, nowhere near space. Each of us a failed state in stark relief against the background of the perfect world we seek”. You can’t dis Propagandhi‘s idealism harder than they do on the title track, so why bother? Neither they nor you nor I will live perfectly, but that’s a crappy excuse for not trying.

    Some songs on Failed States are dedicated to heroes. Cognitive Suicide salutes two world-class female athletes who suffered — in lesbian/LGBT activist Eudy Simelane’s case, was beaten to death — for defying repressive gender roles. Rattan Cane supports Iranian punk-rockers. Unscripted Moment is basically a love song to two close friends.

    Some are endearingly personal. Devil’s Creek is fond but jarringly honest nostalgia for a childhood place he misses: “Squatting in the cool of the rotting of the reeds, enveloping. Never understood the other kids; the adults even less. So I hung out by myself in a backroad drainage ditch. I called it Devil’s Creek so it wouldn’t seem so sad. When you can’t have what you want, you learn to want what you have”. More upbeat, Things I Like is a catalog of just that, from “dark planetariums” to “a rowdy fuckin’ Pride parade” to “the Supremes’ You Can’t Hurry Love” to — a more common form of fun than one might expect — “speculative fiction: dark narratives of the future that looms”. Duplicate Keys Icaro is an outsider science-geek’s consideration of the offered peace of mind from LSD and magic mushrooms: “Cryptic ring structures bind to receptors” and “Our confirmation biases leverage everything we perceive”, but still, mulling it over, tempted by others’ “haunting certainty that the unifying principle of the universe is love”.

    Regardless of which, some songs on Failed States are dedicated to statements of the challenges. “No-fly list. No-drive list. No-walk list. No-talk list. No muckraking journalist left to take stock of the wholesale omission of outside perspectives. How does it make you feel to know that you voted for this?… We frantically click our heels, already home”. And while Propagandhi have by no means given up on politics — active for Amnesty International, the Rainforest Action Network, Sweatshop Watch, local Winnipeg initiatives, and a variety of vegan/ animal rights causes — they seem proudest asserting lifestyle as activism. You might mock this too, and if so I need to disagree on several grounds. (1) There is almost no chance that your political vote will ever do anything (though it’s worth casting), but voting by dollars always makes its small difference in the capitalist system: either for your beliefs, or against them. (2) If your behavior and dollars don’t fit your opinions, what’s the point of having opinions? Don’t say “entertainment”; for that, sex and video games and sports are way better.

    And (3), one of those better entertainments can be, in fact, living your beliefs. Eco-friendly, Hannah “ride[s] a single speed, my toque and mitts protect me from the freeze… I’m ripping through a cloud of exhaust. A fucking conniption, in their cages on wheels they fucking rot. I might be trapped in a world going backwards, but nothing’s in vain: right now I’m just happy to clog up your lane”. Those of us who worry at injustice, who make our tiny attempts to live out a better world: we often began as lonely kids, but we get happier as we get older, articulate better, listen better, find others who see sense and nonsense in the same places we do. We enjoy trying new ideas, swapping strategies. And as we hope to improve things, we figure it will also benefit the jackasses who pollute all they want, cheat on their taxes, yell at the unemployed to “Get a job!” (but don’t offer them one), and accuse us of rooting for tragedy to further our agenda. A rising tide lifts even the smokiest, leakiest, most carelessly piloted of motorboats. Or it should. But, y’know, we’ll get over it if it doesn’t.

    – Brian Block

    To see the rest of our favorites, visit our Favorite Albums of 2012 page!

     

  • #26 album of 2012 – the House That Jack Built by Jesca Hoop

    Artist: Jesca Hoop

    Album: the House That Jack Built

    Jesca Hoop makes albums rooted in skewed folk-pop. Her melodies, however hummable many of them are, refuse to resolve neatly, and her arrangements often unfurl with a private logic.  The House That Jack Built features, for example, Ode to Banksy, girl-group pop by way of jesca_hoop_jackrapid Madchester drum shuffle, where the chorus hook is a key change that’s exactly one bar long. Or, much darker, there’s Deeper Devastation‘s soft guitar, distant theremin-like wailing, slow cavernous drums, and African-style call-and-response vocals that feel as holy as they are imperfectly tuned. When I’m Asleep is perky and almost power-pop, but if that’s not a quick-fingered yet droney sitar and hand drums in the background, along with metallic clanking, it’s a good imitation. Moon Rock Needle is even perkier, constantly threatening to outrace itself. But it features a mechanical cackling dog and mad-scientist percussion worthy of Tom Waits. Even the essentially straightforward single Born To puts the vocals through various odd production and mixing tricks, and suspends its chorus on a fourth in what isn’t even the song’s home key.

    That’s without mentioning the extraordinary Peacemaker, which turns Aristophanes’s great play “Lysistrata” — in which the title character ends the Peloponnesian War by persuading the women of Greece to withhold sex until peace is achieved — into one of the most intensely, sinuously sexy songs I’ve ever heard; a song that persuasively clarifies the stakes. Jesca Hoop has an interesting mind, one especially tuned to relationships. Hospital (Win Your Love) is about exactly that: starting with the parental attention from a childhood broken bone (“Sister Jen, she doesn’t exist til when I need something/ she’ll bring me ice creams”) and carrying the lessons forward (“Oh my old friends, I’m voting you in or out/ You envy me, I walk through red carpet to my cast signing … Now come on, you cunt, come and hit me/ there’s no kind of attention that a black eye wouldn’t get me”).

    Ode to Banksy insists “My pencil is dull… there’s no wheels a-turning in my skull”, putting all her dependence on “My mystery man, so provocative, so underground… You come invisible to paint the town”. But her head’s active enough that she runs him an agenda from graffiti on billboards, to nuclear terrorism (referencing the bombs dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki: “Ring around the Fat Man, arms around Little Boy/ Daddy gave me this fantastic toy/ Let’s go and find out what it can do/ Oh oh oh/ Ashes ashes we all fall down/ There’s nothing standing for miles around”). The song’s final vandalism is “Tiananmen Square, Mickey D’s in the air”; it’s probably a comedown in scope, but she doesn’t say.

    D.N.R., sad and straightforwardly folky, is simpler, a loving tribute to her widowed father after “No antidepressant of any sort/ could change the weather report/ When the wind chill factor was high, he took the whole bottle down/ He’s got his paperwork now: D.N.R.” (Do Not Resuscitate). But even as she sings of who will take care of the dog, she doesn’t overlook the larger implications of suicide: “Jesus wants me for a sunbeam, he raised me up right/ but being raised in the light of Christ adds insult to injury that night”.

    I won’t deny the validity of Hoop’s darkest thoughts: her songs can be disturbing, as can the world they discuss. But I will say her records aren’t depressing. They’re too interesting for that, too playful. “You cannot trust a human being to do the right thing”, she sings: true. But you can trust one to be distracted by the nearest shiny thing. And you can trust *this* one to fit said shiny thing into her thoughts, and her record, somewhere.

    – Brian Block

    To see the rest of our favorites, visit our Favorite Albums of 2012 page!