Something even more embarrassing than getting caught soliciting an undercover cop?
A video from the early days of a popular singer/songwriter’s career that finds him sporting a white tee, a leather jacket, and no shoes…RAPPING.
While I’d been aware of Wham!’s “Fantastic!” album (and have owned it for years), I had no idea that a video existed for the duo’s first single, “Wham! Rap”, until my friend Dave alerted me of the fact a week or so ago.
If you need some comedy to start off your week, look no further, my friends.
How sad is it that George Michael circa 1982 raps better than most emcees on the charts today?
Those of you who are familiar with “Wham! Rap” will also notice that George re-wrote the lyrics for the single/video version.
Still shaking your head, huh? Don’t say that MHW has never brightened your day.
As I stated in February, I decided to stop buying actual CDs and buy all my music through iTunes. Let me update you on my iTunes journey.
The month of April saw me purchase three full albums through iTunes. The first was Diddy’s anti-bitchassness group Day26. The album was standard R&B fare and earned Diddy another number one record, but failed to set the world on fire. But what does these days? Marketed as a new New Edition, the boys from Making The Band put together a few songs that worked like Silly Love, the first single Got Me Going, the dreamy Co-Star, and hard hitting Exclusive.
Next was Mariah Carey’s not so fulfilling E=MC², which should’ve been titled The Emancipation of Nick Cannon. Just kidding Nick. Actually, I’m impressed that the dude had it in him. Before, I remembered him most from giving the movie audience that serious drumming face in the movie Drumline, but now he’s the guy that put that ring on Mimi’s finger. Though I didn’t like the album much and thought it was smack dab in the middle of her career works, iTunes did give me one extra song that wasn’t on the CD version. Though, I’m not sure if it was a truly bonus or not because it was the track 4real4real featuring Da Brat and though she might’ve been cool in 1994, the words “featuring Da Brat” might be the worst marketing in music today. Ok, that was wrong of me. But actually, at least we know that Da Brat is still working. Also included with the extra song was a digital booklet (iTunes version of the physical CD booklet) and the Touch My Body video, which is impressive for how well a late 30s Mimi looks.
The third full album was the best of the bunch. Before I even tell you what it is, I have to ask, “Who is the most consistent music group in the game today?” You probably wouldn’t answer The Roots, but if they aren’t the most consistent, they are close. Their latest gem is called Rising Down and it’s probably the best album I’ve bought all year. From the killer Rising Up, with Chrisette Michele on the hook to the Talib Kweli assisting I Will Not Apologize, there’s not a bad song on the record. While they might not have the one or two head turning tracks on this album like they usually have, it’s still just damn good. Also included as an iTunes bonus is their duet with Fall Out Boy, Birthday Girl, which was vetoed off the original album and as first single for not sounding Roots enough. I kind of dig it, but I understand where they’re coming from.
I also bought a bunch of one off songs. If you remember, April was the month of “Idol Gives Back” and instead of donating money, I bought a few tracks including Carrie Underwood’s George Michael cover of Praying For Time, the group version of Rihanna’s Don’t Stop The Music (my kids can’t get enough of this one), and Snoop Dogg’s Can’t Say Goodbye featuring Charlie Wilson. On that same day, I also purchased Bon Jovi’s Bad Medicine and Fuel’s Leave The Memories Alone with the latter being the theme song to the Nature Boy’s Ric Flair retirement. I just had to throw one wrestling reference in.
Lastly, I purchased Digital Underground’s silly song Kiss You Back. One day, it was in my head and I decided to get it so I could hear it a few times. Without iTunes, I would’ve had to find a used copy of Sons Of The P, and that wasn’t going to happen without making a trek to a used record store some 30 miles away.
The next edition of “No Plastic” will feature the return of some Boston boys and a man on a mission to get some grown assed respect.
It’s hard to imagine an album that sold two million copies, spawned 3 (actually, four) top 40 singles and was an international success being underrated, but George Michael’s sophomore release, “Listen Without Prejudice, Vol. 1” is a gem that has long been overlooked by the general public. The letdown was inevitable after George became a worldwide phenomenon with “Faith”. The album officially announced George as an icon, not as just the lead singer from Wham! For a time, it was a widely held belief that George placed in the pantheon of pop legends that included Michael, Madonna and Prince. “Faith” was nothing less than a juggernaut. Loved by fans and critics alike, it sold over 10 million copies and won the Grammy for Album of the Year. It spawned six Top Ten pop singles, with another three crossing over to hit the Top Ten on the R&B chart. Additionally, “Faith” broke new ground by becoming the first album by a white artist to hit Number One on Billboard’s R&B Albums list. For a brief moment, the former chubby kid with the unibrow was the biggest artist in the world.
George, to his credit, immediately realized that wasn’t what he wanted. In a move that seemed utterly pretentious at the time but seems somewhat noble in retrospect, he decided that “Prejudice” would be judged solely on the merits of it’s musical content. He didn’t appear on the record’s front cover (actually, neither did the album’s title…it was affixed to the front of the disc on a sticker), he did no pre-release promotion for the album, and he refused to appear in the album’s videos. Pretty ballsy for such a big name to pull such an obvious retreat, and the move was viewed as petulant by some (Frank Sinatra publicly chastised him), but if you did what the title suggested, you were rewarded by the work of an increasingly mature songwriter who had very obvious reservations when it came to playing the fame game.
One thing you immediately notice is that it’s nowhere near as “black” sounding as “Faith” was. George publicly expressed his reverence for R&B musicians like Stevie Wonder and Michael Jackson, but was stung by criticism from artists (Gladys Knight being the most vocal) who were miffed about him receiving accolades in the soul arena, including two American Music Awards-for favorite Soul/R&B Album and favorite Soul/R&B male artist. The album took it’s musical cues from a variety of different artists and genres. The ghost of John Lennon is all over the socially conscious “Praying for Time”, while the jangly “Heal the Pain” is a tip of the hat to Paul McCartney (Michael later re-recorded the song as a duet with Macca). The mid-tempo “Waiting for the Day” quotes The Rolling Stones’ “You Can’t Always Get What You Want” while juxtaposing acoustic guitars against the classic James Brown “Funky Drummer” loop (a practice that became standard procedure half a decade later for femme singer-songwriters like Alanis Morissette and Sheryl Crow), while the haunting “Cowboys & Angels” has a strong jazz influence, complete with a nimble bassline played by George himself.
Lyrically, the album is way more serious than it’s predecessor, and the politically-minded “Praying for Time” and the war-based ballad “Mother’s Pride” both became de facto themes for the 1990-1991 Gulf War (much to George’s consternation). George only truly lets go on the album’s final full track, the brassy, reggae-kissed “Soul Free”. For those not used to pop music asking them to think a little, the seriousness of this album was a bit of a shock.
