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  • The New Music Files 11/11/08: David Archuleta, T-Pain and More!!!

    Sorry I missed y’all last week. Voting (and the subsequent 7 hours of watching CNN while fluctuating between cnn.com and yahoo.com) took up the entire of my Tuesday. However, Obama’s been elected (YAY!) and I can now devote my attention towards letting you know what’s in stores-’cause today’s kind of a doozy.

    David Archuleta David Archuleta: The only other instance of a 2nd place Idol finisher coming out before the champion that I can remember was Clay coming out (ooh, play on words) before Ruben…and you all know how that one went. I mentioned a couple of weeks ago how I’d finally been sucked into the gooey goodness of first single Crush, but that’s where I draw the line. However, your teenage niece or cousin is probably on line at the record store already to grab this one.

    T-Pain Thr33 Rings: I think I’ve made my disdain for T-Pain pretty clear. The man can’t sing, can barely rap, and brings coonery to an all-time new level. If, with that knowledge, you still want to buy his record, be my guest.

    Taylor Swift Fearless: Carrie who? Taylor Swift is country music’s current it girl, with tons of pop appeal (hey, she dated a Jonas!). This widely anticipated second album has already spawned the huge hit Love Story and will be one of the biggest successes of the fourth quarter.

    Seal Soul: Seal is starting to put out albums with the same frequency that he makes babies!! Coming just a year after his last release, Seal’s new album features covers of classic soul tunes. The first single is a version of Sam Cooke’s A Change is Gonna Come, which has me kind of worried, but Prayer for the Dying and Love’s Divine can make up for a million ill-advised covers.

    Musiq Soulchild On My Radio: Last year’s #1 Luvandmusiq did nothing for me. Why? Because it sounded like Musiq’s last three albums. For album #5, the R&B singer tried to switch it up with the T-Pain-esque single Radio, but after that met with a resounding thud at radio, he regrouped and came back with the safest bet possible-a Mary J. Blige duet. I own each of Musiq’s first four albums, but this might be the record where the Musiq officially stops for me.

    Elsewhere: Did you know that Tracy Chapman was still around? Me neither. The folky wonder celebrates the 20th anniversary of her still-classic debut with a new album tomorrow. The 29th installment of the Now That’s What I Call Music series also hits stores, as does the first album of R&B material from Deborah Cox (did you know that she was still around?) in six years. Offensive-rap outfit Jedi Mind Tricks have a new one hitting stores today, and there are also a couple of interesting curiosities: an Enya Christmas album, an album from Kevin Costner (I’m assuming this is The Bodyguard star and there aren’t two Kevin Costners floating around, and a new Vanilla Ice album-this one featuring him tackling some of the greatest hip-hop hits of all time. I might get this just to see what a complete and total trainwreck it is.

    On the greatest hits tip, alterna-rap faves Jurassic 5 re-release their first, independently distributed record with a bonus DVD, while several of New Order‘s classic albums get the deluxe double-disc treatment. On the anniversary tip, there is a 30th anniversary edition of Cheap Trick’s Live at the Budokan, while we’re also getting a 2-disc Smiths anthology. Christina Aguilera’s Target & iTunes-exclusive greatest hits disc gets released today, as do hits packages from Enrique Iglesias (!) and Hilary Duff (!!…and didn’t she just come out with a greatest hits album like two years ago?)

    Get your full list of new releases here.

    Happy shopping!!

  • Return of Super Bitch: Christina Aguilera’s “Keeps Gettin’ Better” Video…

    I like Christina Aguilera. She (and my girl Pink) have proven to be the leaders of the pack when it comes to the 5 million teenage female artists that came out in the mid-late Nineties. She’s got a set of balls on her, this girl. Almost big enough to match her set of pipes.

    But something about Keeps Gettin’ Better, the song and the video, leaves me kind of lukewarm. While the song’s techno-ish soundscape is appealing, it also sounds a hell of a lot like Britney Spears’ Womanizer (yes, I know Christina came out first, but I’m saying). It also kind of sounds like she’s phoning it in, like this is one of her warm-up songs. It doesn’t have the passion (or even the showoffiness) that her best work has.

    I’ll admit the chorus gives me the giggles. The video should have been Christina flying through the sky in a red and blue costume with a cape, as “SuperBitch”. C’mon girl. Let us know you can poke fun at yourself, eh?

    Let us know what you think of the video.

  • Chart Chat 10/12/08: T.I., T.I., and…Did I Mention T.I.?!?

    Image by Carla.We’re back. I think doing these every two weeks is probably the way to go. Gone are the days when the charts changed dramatically every week. This way, it takes me twice as long to recycle the jokes!! Anyway, here’s this week’s charts, provided by Billboard magazine.

      Top 20 Singles:

    01-Live Your Life (T.I. feat. Rihanna)
    02-Whatever You Like (T.I.)
    03-So What (Pink)
    04-Disturbia (Rihanna)
    05-Let it Rock (Kevin Rudolf feat. Lil’ Wayne)
    06-Hot N Cold (Katy Perry)
    07-Keeps Gettin’ Better (Christina Aguilera)
    08-Can’t Believe It (T-Pain feat. Lil’ Wayne)
    09-Paper Planes (M.I.A.)
    10-Gotta Be Somebody (Nickelback)
    11-Miss Independent (Ne-Yo)
    12-Closer (Ne-Yo)
    13-Love Story (Taylor Swift)
    14-Better in Time (Leona Lewis)
    15-Love Lockdown (Kanye West)
    16-I’m Yours (Jason Mraz)
    17-Light On (David Cook)
    18-Forever (Chris Brown)
    19-Mrs. Officer (Lil’ Wayne feat. Bobby Valentino and Kidd Kidd)
    20-Got Money (Lil’ Wayne feat. T-Pain)

      Top 20 Albums

    01-Paper Trail (T.I.)
    02-Jennifer Hudson (Jennifer Hudson)
    03-Something Else (Robin Thicke)
    04-Covers (James Taylor)
    05-Death Magnetic (Metallica)
    06-Year of the Gentleman (Ne-Yo)
    07-Rock ‘n Roll Jesus (Kid Rock)
    08-The Glass Passenger (Jack’s Mannequin)
    09-Kellie Pickler (Kellie Pickler)
    10-Fearless (Jazmine Sullivan)
    11-Way to Normal (Ben Folds)
    12-The Recession (Young Jeezy)
    13-The Surrender (Anberlin)
    14-Tha Carter III (Lil’ Wayne)
    15-A Little Bit Longer (Jonas Brothers)
    16-Don’t Forget (Demi Lovato)
    17-Doll Domination (Pussycat Dolls)
    18-L.A.X (The Game)
    19-Good Girl Gone Bad (Rihanna)
    20-Only by the Night (Kings of Leon)

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