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  • You’ve probably never heard of it: a friendly introduction

    You’ve probably never heard of it: a friendly introduction

    Brian Block introduces himself

    (and his 30 favorite albums)

    Hi! My name is Brian Block. I’m new here; pleased to meet you. I wear silly hats; I own silly cats. I read too much; I teach; I had Attention Deficit Disorder before it was cool. I raise two small children who don’t have Attention Deficit Disorder even though it is cool now.

    Brian Block
    Yes, this is me.

    I used to write long, passionately in-depth music reviews at a website called Epinions. I don’t do that anymore, because it’s less important to me than raising two small children. But I have been invited onto Pop Rock Nation to practice the mini-reviewing skill I’ve been working on, where – in usually fewer than 200 words – I take an album I like and try to explain its style, its mood, its sounds, and its singing and lyrics, so that you can figure out if you would like the album too.

    As I settle in, I will normally use Pop Rock Nation for mini-reviews of recent albums (or at least ones that are recent discoveries to me). But I thought I would start by making a list of 30 all-time favorites, and letting the list fill with hyperlinks as I submit reviews of each – fuller reviews, say 500 words, perhaps one every other day. You will notice a couple of things about the list (beyond my dubious taste) that have a good chance of bothering you, and I’d like a chance in both cases to explain myself before you see the list and react.

    * Half these albums are little-known.

    There’s an unfortunate stereotype of standoffish “hipsters” who insist on being the first to hear the underground sounds, on only knowing the things too good and precious for the mass audience: people who reject a band the moment fraternity guys start going to the concerts. Those fans exist, sure. But in my experience, the people with really obscure favorite cd’s got there the same way I did: wide-open enthusiasm. I love good music; therefore I want to hear *all* the good music. Therefore it’s easy for even one person’s recommendation – if it’s descriptive in a way that grabs me – to make me want to hear a record … and I spend a ridiculous amount of time looking for those recommendations. (While listening to music I already have, of course.)

    Some of my favorite music has been known and loved by tens of millions of people: from the Beatles’ “a Day in the Life” to Beyonce’s “Countdown”, from Queen’s “Bohemian Rhapsody” to System of a Down’s “B.Y.O.B.”, from Simon and Garfunkel’s “Scarborough Fair” through Nirvana’s “Smells Like Teen Spirit” and Pulp’s “Common People” to the Jay-Z/ Kanye West collaboration “No Church in the Wild”. One of the best and most profound essays I ever wrote, when I wrote essays, was a defense of Starship’s “We Built This City”, which is why I am never going to be an important writer.

    But literally millions of Americans are in bands, and several times as many non-Americans: most songs will not be famous. Most songs *that deserve to be famous* will never be famous, crushed by the power of simple math. Plus, yeah, I love plenty of weird and difficult stuff too. Sometimes I convince other people to join me.

    * This album list disrespects history: most of it is from the last two decades.

    The fact that the 1960s and 1970s are represented once each is partly a fluke based on old record company practices, in which bands were asked to churn out one or two new 35-minute albums per year. It is easier to make a spectacular 55-minute album in three years than an equally spectacular 35-minute album in nine months – I should probably admit to having an economics degree, and therefore an unshakeable belief that 55 of a good thing is better than 35 of a good thing even without other considerations – and a list of the Best of the Best is going to show this. If Simon and Garfunkel had combined the best of Sounds of Silence and Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme … if Yes’s Close to the Edge had included the same-year single Roundabout … if Blue Oyster Cult had held back Secret Treaties until they could put Don’t Fear the Reaper on it … they would be on this list.

    That said, I absolutely think that the amount of great music being made goes up over time. For one thing, cheap access to ever-better recording equipment means that thousands of albums are released every year that, in the 1970s or maybe even the 1990s, would have been stuck inside the makers’ heads. Some of those albums are excellent. For another thing, the Classic albums – in the popular or especially the critical canon – are often albums that discovered a new trick. But discovering a new trick is not the same thing as writing great songs; it is my experience of the world that the best albums might invent a few tricks, but they steal and re-purpose many more. As time passes, more and more tricks have been invented, ready and waiting for clever use.

    The list, then: 30 Great Albums I Intend to Review in the Near Future:

    • Alanis Morissette, Supposed Former Infatuation Junkie
    • Amy X Neuburg, Residue
    • Amy X Neuburg, the Secret Language of Subways
    • Andrew Lloyd Webber, Cats
    • Beatles, Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band
    • Boomtown Rats, the Fine Art of Surfacing
    • Chrysanthemums, Little Flecks of Foam around Barking
    • Dar Williams, the End of the Summer
    • Dresden Dolls, Yes, Virginia
    • Ford Pier, Pier-ic Victory
    • Loud Family, Plants and Birds and Rocks and Things
    • Loud Family, Interbabe Concern
    • Midnight Oil, Red Sails in the Sunset
    • New Model Army, Thunder and Consolation
    • Nine Inch Nails, the Downward Spiral
    • Radiohead, Hail to the Thief
    • Regina Lund, Everybody’s Darling
    • Rheostatics, Whale Music
    • Rheostatics, Introducing Happiness
    • Rheostatics, the Blue Hysteria
    • Rise Robots Rise, S/T
    • Rush, Presto
    • Sage Francis, a Healthy Distrust
    • System of a Down, Toxicity
    • They Might Be Giants, John Henry
    • Tori Amos, Little Earthquakes
    • Tris McCall, If One of These Bottles Should Happen to Fall
    • Veda Hille, This Riot Life
    • XTC, English Settlement
    • 10,000 Maniacs, In My Tribe
  • New Video!  Dee Snider Rocks “Mack the Knife”

    New Video! Dee Snider Rocks “Mack the Knife”

    He's gonna rouge his knees and roll his stockings down.
    Finally. Someone – someone great even – has exacted a satisfying revenge on Pat Boone. Pat Boone’s crimes against rock n’ roll are myriad and well-documented. In the mid-50s, his Wonderbread and butter was in recording squeaky clean covers of contemporaneous R&B hits (“black” music) marketed heavily to a mainstream pop (“white”) audience. Not only did his recordings diffuse the power and energy inherent in those songs (imagine John Mayer covering Nirvana), but it succeeded to keeping the original artists behind the songs – The Flamingos, The Charms, The Eldorados – off the radio and out of the record bins.

    Unsatisfied with the shameless real-time castration of some of rock n’ roll’s earliest classics, Boone attempted a late-late-late career comeback in 1997 by donning a leather vest (ewww) and doing a heavy metal theme album called No More Mr. Nice Guy, choosing 12 of the most iconic hard rock songs of the previous three decades and turning them into slick big band punchlines. (I’ll concede: his Latin-jazz take on Van Halen’s “Panama” has a certain Manilowian charm. Is that Reparata singing back-up?.) The obviousness of the song choices make the gimmick transparent. “Stairway to Heaven”? You get a sense that he’s playing for the laughs and doesn’t really respect the songs or the artists who originally performed them. It’s one thing to play fun with Van Halen, but when he starts crooning “The Wind Cries Mary”, that joke isn’t funny anymore.

    A few years after No More Mr. Nice Guy, 50s teen star turned 70s adult contemporary maestro Paul Anka recorded an album called Rock Swings, proving that this sort of thing can be done well; among a few gimmicky selections (“Smells Like Teen Spirit”, Van Halen’s “Jump”) he delivered lovely, stylish, and wholly unironic interpretations of such unlikely numbers as Pet Shop Boys’ “It’s a Sin” and the Cure’s “The Lovecats.” Rock Swings is still very much a Paul Anka album – there’s not a guitar solo in sight – but he approaches the alternative and hard rock songbooks the same way he might approach any other American standard. You get the sense that he really understands, for instance, what a great melodist Robert Smith is – and what a romantic. Listening to Anka sing “The Lovecats”, I wish he’d do a whole album of Cure songs.

    Dee Snider “Mack the Knife” (2012)

    This month, Twisted Sister frontman (and recent Celebrity Apprentice contestant) Dee Snider turned the tables, releasing Dee Snider Does Broadway. As a fan of both Twisted Sister and Broadway showtunes, I’m happy to report that Snider takes the Paul Anka approach to this concept: he clearly loves the songs he’s singing; he sings them damn well. And along with guests Clay Aiken (his Celebrity Apprentice rival) and Cyndi Lauper (another Celebrity Apprentice alum), he gets buy-in from two of the greatest Broadway divas of the last three decades: Patti Lupone, who joins Snider for the album-closing medley of “Tonight” and “Somewhere” from Leonard Bernstein’s West Side Story, and Bebe Neuwirth who reprises her role as temptress-from-hell Lola, a role she played in the 1994 hit revival of the Adler & Ross musical Damn Yankees, on a duet of “Whatever Lola Wants.”

    His duet with Clay “Always the Bridesmaid” Aiken on Frank Loesser’s “Luck Be a Lady” (from Guys and Dolls) turns that sleak, jazzy 1950 gambler’s plea into a shark-jumping send-up of Sunset Strip decadence. But while he never loses his sense of humor, he plays much of the rest of the stuff – an appropriately snarling take on “The Ballad of Sweeney Todd”, for instance – like the Twister Sister songs Stephen Sondheim had no idea he was writing. Which is to say not necessarily straight-faced, but also not entirely without reverence.

  • American Idol Season 11 – And The Winner Is …

    After last night, it’s really a toss up to me. With a gun to my head, I would probably predict a Phillip victory. It has more to do with Idol history than because I think he’s a better singer than she is. In fact, it’s the opposite. But, no female contestant has won since season 6 and Phillip’s music and style is more digestible by far more of the viewing audience. Jessica’s pop princess style is hurt by the fact that many pop princesses out there today are hot messes.

    But let’s get to it.

    (By the way, I had a chance to be there live tonight. My friend, the great Tiffany (@TVProducerLady) had a ticket for me, but my niece should be born any minute now.)

    8:02 – The crew except for Phillip and Jessica, including a more slim version of Jeremy Rosado, perform Bruno Mars’ Runaway Baby. Okay, on second thought, he’s not slimmer. It was just good angle.

    8:03 – Joshua Lidet tried to jump into a split James Brown style and nearly broke his ass. Live TV everybody!

    8:06 – A Dean Cain sighting! Reek, Reek (Brenda Walsh voice)!

    8:12 – Phillip is performing with John Fogerty. Sadly, they’re not singing Centerfield. Put me in coach, I’m ready to play, today!

    8:14 – My youngest kid Double J has an opinion on the performance. “Dad, they suck together.” I guess he has some Simon in him.

    8:22 – Joshua starts to sing and brings out his biggest inspiration, none other than Fantasia Barrino. Fantasia has quite the long-haired straight wig on and is wearing a body suit that is reminiscent of Missy Elliot’s fat, rubber suit on The Rain (Supa Dupa Fly) video.

    8:31 – The female contestants butcher through some Chaka Khan classics before Chaka herself joins them. She’s also wearing a body suit and actually looks younger than Fantasia. But what the heck is up with body suits. Word to ‘Tasia. J-Lo should be wearing body suits. You should be wearing pants. (Fantasia is my favorite contestant of all time, so it’s not like I’m hating on her.)

    8:43 – Ri-Ri is performing Where Have You Been. She looks absolutely stunning, except for the pile of dreadlocks that sit on top of her head. In my best Buddy Love voice, “I know dreadlocks, but shitlocks?”

    8:54 – Skylar Laine just got done performing with Reba McIntyre. And you’ll never guess. She wore a body suit that made her look like a pasty red-headed pack of hot dogs. Okay, I’m kidding. She didn’t wear a body suit and looked pretty darn good.

    8:58 – Every year, the judges tell the contestants to not sing Whitney or Mariah. Now they find someone who can sing Whitney and Mariah and they make her sing Whitney time and time again. Jessica Sanchez performed I Will Always Love You again.

    Colton the Muskrat
    Colton the Muskrat
    9:00 – Hey, it’s the emo muskrat, Colton! He and the rest of the boys are singing with Neil Diamond. By the way, I really missed on Jeremy Rosado. I think he’s gained weight.

    9:11 – In maybe the single best American Idol skit of all-time, playing off Randall Jackson’s insistence to tell people who are good singers that they can sing the phone book, they put the finalists in robes and have them actually sing the phone book gospel style.

    9:14 – Something isn’t right America. Fantasia and Chaka Khan wore tight body suits. And it’s J. Lo’s turn to get on stage and she wears baggy glitter sweats, hiding the badonk?

    (By the way, J. Lo ain’t walking away from this show. Where else is she going to get so much TV time to push the J. Lo product?)

    9:24 – Ace Young just proposed to Diana Degarmo! Ace Young just proposed to Diana Degarmo! She said yes! She said yes! Every dude who brought his girl to the show just scooted a few inches in the opposite direction and looked the other way whistling.

    9:29 – Jordin Sparks has grown up and is looking like a PYT.

    9:39 – The male finalists performed some Beautiful Bee Gees, but it was uninspired. What is inspiring though is Jennifer Holliday and Jessica Sanchez singing And I’m Telling You. That might’ve been the best duet ever in the history of the show, even with all the crazy faces Holliday was making.

    9:49 – Aerosmith is performing and my oldest kid walks in the room to say, “Wow, they’re old.” Kids these days. Well, they are kind of old.

    10:00 – After having to perform together pretending that they like each other, it’s now time for a winner to be chosen. Jessica wins or we riot!

    10:02 – Damn, we rioting.

    I like Phillip. He did very well. But he’s going to sell just about as well as Lee DeWyze and Kris Allen. Well, that’s unless he does what I’ve been suggesting and that’s to come out as Taylor Hicks’ cooler, hipper, younger brother.

    Jessica Sanchez has a real chance because of her background to become more of an icon to little girls and to her fellow Filipicans. Hopefully, someone will see that and she’ll get that chance.

    We also didn’t get the great moment from last year when Scotty dissed Jack Black after winning.

    Lastly, I’ll give you Elliott Yamin’s thoughts on the show. Sing like Yamin it!

    Missed the idol finale 2nite #AI …..but it sounds like I didn’t miss much by the sounds of who “won” #justsayin jessica sanchez is a REAL singer!..I thought this was a singin competition??..what a shame

    Seacrest out!