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    Sexy sax songs…

    I would write about something more serious today, but I have sexy sax songs on the brain this morning…

    I’m actually hoping someone out there in Internet land can help me out. You see, I often have songs running through my mind and sometimes they are songs I haven’t thought about in ages. Consequently, I have this stream of music in my head that I can’t name. I don’t know what the title of the song is. I don’t know who played it. Actually, it’s not even really a song. It’s an instrumental that I used to hear a lot on Delilah’s radio show. It’s very sexy… and I feel pretty certain it wasn’t done by Kenny G. For one thing, I think it was played on a tenor sax.

    Yesterday, I went searching on YouTube and iTunes for that song in my head. I was unsuccessful in my quest to find it. However, I did find a few other songs that qualify as sexy sax songs, most of which are from ages ago and most of which actually qualify as songs because they are sung.


    I wonder what ever happened to Quarterflash… This is a pretty great song from 1982 or so, which makes me old as hell. Check out the sax solos, though… sexy!


    Years later, Candy Dulfer and Dave Stewart collaborated on “Lily Was Here”. Oddly enough, I remember hearing this a lot back in the day, but I didn’t know the title or who played it. I guess my fruitless search wasn’t all for naught.


    “Songbird” has the distinction of being the only thing by Kenny G I can tolerate for longer than a few seconds. I actually really liked it when it first came out in 1987, but then the soprano sax became more popular and it began to annoy the fuck out of me.


    No sexy sax songs list would be complete without this entry from Men At Work and their first hit, “Who Can It Be Now?” I used to love this song and that band when I was growing up.


    “Tender Years” was a hit by John Cafferty and the Beaver Brown Band from the film Eddie and the Cruisers. I have always loved this song. I think this band probably benefited from and were cursed by Bruce Springsteen’s success in the 80s. They had a couple of hits and seemed to fade away. Still, this is one sexy sax song.


    I’ve also always loved “The One You Love” by Glenn Frey, who really seems to love the sax and uses it in most of his hits. “You Belong To The City” anyone? Seriously, I have a compilation album he did and one thing I noticed was just how much sexy sax Glenn used in his songs.


    And then there’s “Urgent” by Foreigner. A hit in 1981, this song had a blistering sax solo that practically put into music the act of ejaculation… I picture a horny 19 year old getting it on like gangbusters with his girlfriend when I hear this song and its sexy sax.


    James Taylor wrote the beautiful “Don’t Let Me Be Lonely Tonight” in 1972 and the original version of that song had a sexy sax solo. Since then, James has replaced the sax with keyboards. Then the late Michael Brecker, saxophone player extraordinaire came up with this brilliant cover which includes James’s vocals… I think it’s sexier than the original.


    Really, I could have picked almost 80s era Bruce Springsteen song for my sexy sax songs list, but I chose 1975’s “Born To Run”. The Boss was famous for using his trusty sax player, Clarence Clemmons, on his best 70s and 80s era anthems. “Born To Run” may not be as sensual as “Don’t Let Me Be Lonely Tonight” is, but it’s definitely got a raw sexuality about it. Who wouldn’t want to climb on the back of some wild guy’s motorcycle and ride off into the sunset? Don’t answer that!


    And finally there’s Dire Straits’ elegant song, “Your Latest Trick”, which has always been one of my favorite songs off their 1985 album, Brothers In Arms. This is kind of a sad song, but the sax solo sizzles with sexuality.

    It’s been fun hunting for all these sexy sax songs, but I still haven’t run into the piece that actually inspired this piece. On the other hand, most of the songs on this list are better than the one that’s stuck in my head. Oh well, I’ll find it eventually. When it comes to music, I’m like a Mountie and I always get my song.

  • #27 album of 2013 – Felicite Thosz by Magma

    Artist: Magma

    Album: Felicite Thosz

    I present to you the following inside look, in internal-dialogue form, at my annual album ranking process:

    “Wow, 2013 has been an incredible year for progressive rock. So many albums full of brilliant, dynamic, adventurous-yet-melodic playing — so many albums where I don’t have a clue what the singers are on about, and I don’t need to because they aren’t even what sticks in my head”.

    “Yeah, but if you cram those reviews in towards the end everyone will get bored reading them”.

    “So, uh… you want me to start writing them early? Rank one at #27 or something?”

    “Yes.”

    “But which?”

    Magma‘s Felicite Thosz.”

    “Why them? How can the grandeur of Bruno Ruder’s piano playing, or the symphonic dynamics and subtle production of Christian Vander’s drumming, deserve that? What can I possibly say against an album of lovely classical/ choral vocals — and occasional lovely Magma - Felicite Thoszwacked-out gibbering — in a *made-up space language*?”

    “You could say it’s only 32 minutes long.”

    “THOSE BASTARDS!”

    “Also, Magma killed Kenny.”

    “Well, they’re French. You can’t expect them to have the exact same child-rearing values we have in the U.S.”

    Felicite Thosz is structured as a single 28-minute piece of music (plus a 4-minute coda). I like the fact that the main song is divided into ten cd tracks, because it helps me mentally store what’s happening: Ekma leading off as if Queen had been deranged Muppets singing opera; Teha an especial showcase for Stella Vander’s gorgeous voice; Waahrz giving Ruder a variety of genres in which to quickly demonstrate his piano excellence; Tsai! choral like the holy church of racing-through-the-village-overturning-things; Ohst letting vocalist Herve Aknin take the lead in a four-way sung conversation like a rollicking would-be Broadway number. I wish all really long songs included such thoughtful artificial separations. But it *is* a long song, marvelously structured to be played through as is. Even the unconnected les Hommes Sont Venus makes sense as the album’s conclusion, a gentle fugue-structured letting go.

    For those of you with prior awareness of Magma‘s work — their first album was released in 1970, and bandleader/ drummer/ singer Christian Vander was 64 when Felicite Thosz was released — I will say that they’ve changed. Felicite Thosz is more composed, more classical, less jazzy, prettier, and happier than anything I’ve heard from them before. Obviously, a lot of people like their weird music to be dark and chaotic and loopy; Magma have produced a lot to fulfill that desire in the past, and praise to them for it. In 2013 they tried this instead. Personally, I think progress towards joy is a heckuva way to race into old age.

    – Brian Block

    To see the rest of our favorites, visit our Favorite Albums of 2013 page!

  • #28 album of 2013 – Guilty by Babe the Blue Ox

    #28 album of 2013 – Guilty by Babe the Blue Ox

    Artist: Babe the Blue Ox

    Album: Guilty

    Babe the Blue Ox were an interesting 1990s rock trio from New York City that I liked even before they recorded their masterpiece, and then in 1998 they did, and then they stopped making new songs together for fifteen years, though I believe they still played Babe the Blue Ox chiaroscuroconcerts every New Year’s Eve. Tim Thomas played strong, angular guitar riffs and sang (with limited melodic range) sometimes in a theatrically gruff, sultry bass voice, and sometimes in a thin indie-rock tenor. Rose Thomson, his wife, played strong, angular bass riffs and sung sometimes with a Kim Deal yelp, sometimes with a fragile but pretty alto. Hanna Fox played drums — nothing even slightly showy, but she managed to play through tricky stop/ starts, tempo changes, and the occasional odd time signature — and added fragile singing of her own. Lyrically they switched among an appealing vulnerability (all of them), working-class concerns (all of them), a stagey machismo (Tim’s), and bursts of goofiness. (Those of you who already know the history can skip to the asterisks below.)

    For me Babe the Blue Ox‘s signature early song was the absurdly ambitious Booty (from [BOX], ’93), which in 3:16 squeezed in a 6/8 art-funk riff; Thomas growling things like “a baptism of jism/ through the prism of isms” and “the slime and the soup can’t recoup/ the pretended intention of looking astute”; a screamed call-and-response knock-knock joke over blues-metal in 6/8; a glorious “the poooooowwwwwer of love is the power of booty” bridge sung like a country music duo pulled abruptly off their anti-psychotic medication; another bridge with a completely unrelated rhythm and riff; the original riff returned with Tim and Rosalie singing giddily side-by-side; and then the monster’s knock-knock joke returning as an exit. Most [BOX] songs had a more normal number of elements, but just as skewed and potentially abrasive, and prone to more lyrics like “It musta been a trauma in the drama of the puberty./ At 30, this dirty dude should know enough to humor me./ Back off, buddy, and give me my appendages./ Smoke another sucker’s bone and keep your fingers offa me”.

    Their ’96 album People was still strange but more straightforward, and then came ’98 and the Way We Were. Major label record company behavior was, at the time, mystifying on a daily basis; every big record company would pay to record and release about six times as many albums as they had the budget to promote, thereby guaranteeing that they’d lose money on most of their records. TheBabe the Blue Ox - the Way We Were Way We Were was a classic victim of this approach: without losing any of their personality, Babe the Blue Ox had made a great record that wasn’t radical by ’90s rock standards at all. It should have been huge. Tattoo‘s insinuating 7/4 bass line, slow-burn buildup, and telegraphic lyrics should have become a hit for the same good reasons the Toadies’ Possum Kingdom did, especially since it didn’t saddle itself with the latter’s “do you wanna die?” coda. Plan B‘s spastically pounding bass would have been a Rage Against The Machine highlight, and I’m optimistic enough to think the melodic, rhythmically off-beat duet vocals — Tim Thomas as the deep-voiced macho man doing laundry in these redefined times, Rose Thomson singing perky and sweet — could have been an advantage, not disadvantage, commercially. Basketball used the same vocal alternation and harmony in pretty, wistful form over music that defines “a good beat, and you can dance to it” as well as anything else I’ve heard. Sheila was like Pearl Jam evoking the Joshua Tree in the same way that Black Hole Sun was Soundgarden’s homage to Revolver. I’m Not Listening attached a Connells-like chiming guitar hook to its pop-punk momentum. My Baby and Me was skeletal electric blues, Bad to the Bone for romantics. RCA’s failure to promote it — after forwarding Babe the tens or hundreds of thousands to dollars to make it, and getting something *much* more commercial than could have been expected — was stupidity that would seem unparalleled if it hadn’t been industry standard. I learned of the Way We Were‘s existence the day I found it in a $2 bin.

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    And so, fifteen years later, they self-released Guilty, realizing it would be a lot more cost-effective to not promote their album by themselves instead of having experts not promote it. They sound older, quieter, and subtler; that said, the exceptions are absolutely peak-form. Dragging the Joneses, a song about envying people who are rich/ brilliant/ beautiful, has multiple musical sections based on different fierce, unsettling riffs, Tim and Rose playing together like two kickass bassists one of whom simply happens to have a couple of extra guitar strings; even when it gets dreamy and prettily harmonized, it retains clear undercurrents of being ready to attack you in your sleep now. N.O.W. and God’s Hands are as percussive and scratchy Babe the Blue Ox - Guiltyand wiry as anything way back on [BOX] — the former funky-weird like the Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, the latter heavy but nimble like the Pixies pretending to be Soundgarden pretending to have some clue how to play a waltz. Tim’s higher, non-growly voice has improved a lot in 20 years, more confident and firm, with an actor’s presence: it’s become his primary singing style.

    But N.O.W. leads into Innumeracy, which works that wiry guitar, junkyard percussion, and tenor singing into more of a folk storyteller setting with close harmonies (even the one-minute explosion of guitar noise and time-signature switches still leaves that noise a towering backdrop to the passionate duo vocals, after which everything settles down). Rose’s Mal Madre (“bad mother”) is anxious like a Breeders song, but scaled far down in volume, the instruments all but dropping out for half-a-minute in the middle. Estate Planning, fragile and folk-harmonized, is built on rubbery found-sound loops.

    I-35 and Self-Evident are love songs, and their vocal harmonies, their complex interplay among Tim’s guitar and Rose’s bass (neither of them using any of rock’s standard distortion), are as worthy an expression of long-term lovestruck togetherness as any words could be. Hanna’s drums too: she may not be part of the marriage, but two-plus decades in a band with no one leaving is still pretty special. Babe the Blue Ox often remind me of bands they never used to: Television’s calm and precise guitar arrangements. Belly (Feed the Tree/ Super-connected)’s ability to synthesize indie rock with vague-yet-lovely country music leanings. Ida’s quiet intensity and slow builds (Ida’s Daniel Littleton produced Guilty and added some guitar). Not to mention any band that turns two highly imperfect singers, one per standard sex, into a magical combination. They used to do that a little; they do it a lot now. It was a good idea then; since there’s more of it, it’s even better now.

    – Brian Block

    To see the rest of our favorites, visit our Favorite Albums of 2013 page!