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  • Chart Chat 4/5/07: Day26, Madonna and More!

    Courtesy of the good folks at Billboard (wishing on a star for Joel Whitburn to send me all of his books), here are this week’s Top 20 Singles & Albums charts.
    Top 20 Albums:
    1)”Day26″-Day26
    2) “Pretty. Odd.” Panic at the Disco
    3) Saturday Nights & Sunday Mornings” Counting Crows
    4) “Welcome To The Dollhouse” Danity Kane
    5)”Now 27″ Various Artists
    6) “Trilla” Rick Ross
    7) “Consolers of the Lonely” The Raconteurs
    8)”Sleep Through The Static” Jack Johnson
    9) “Mail on Sunday” Flo Rida
    10) “Little Voice” Sara Bareilles
    11) “Funplex” The B-52’s
    12) “The Odd Couple” Gnarls Barkley
    13) “Ego Trippin’” Snoop Dogg
    14) “Taylor Swift” Taylor Swift
    15) “Good Time” Alan Jackson
    16) “Alvin & The Chipmunks” Soundtrack
    17) “As I Am” Alicia Keys
    18) “95/08” Enrique Iglesias
    19) “Jonas Brothers” Jonas Brothers
    20) “Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: The Best of Both Worlds Tour” Taylor Swift
    Top 20 Singles:
    1) “Touch My Body” Mariah Carey
    2) “Love in This Club” Usher feat. Young Jeezy
    3) “4 Minutes” Madonna feat. Justin Timberlake
    4) “Bleeding Love” Leona Lewis
    5) “No Air” Jordin Sparks & Chris Brown
    6) “Sexy Can I” Ray J. feat. Yung Berg
    7) “Lollipop” Lil’ Wayne feat. Static Major
    8) “With You” Chris Brown
    9) “Love Song” Sara Bareilles
    10) “Low” Flo Rida feat. T-Pain
    11) “Don’t Stop the Music” Rihanna
    12) “You’re Gonna Miss This” Trace Adkins
    13) “Stop & Stare” OneRepublic
    14) “See You Again” Miley Cyrus
    15) “Apologize” Timbaland feat. OneRepublic
    16) “Superstar” Lupe Fiasco feat. Matthew Santos
    17) “Independent” Webbie, Lil Phat & Lil’ Boosie
    18) “No One” Alicia Keys
    19) “New Soul” Yael Naim
    20) “Sorry” Buckcherry
    First, a correction: a couple days ago, I mentioned that Madonna had moved into 2nd place on the list of artists with the most Top 10 hits, jumping ahead of Elvis and standing beside The Beatles. I made a boo-boo. Madonna is actually #1 all by herself with the ascension of “4 Minutes”. My bad, Madge. I checked out the video, and was gonna post it for y’all as a treat. But, alas, I can’t find it anywhere. You guys do the dirty work.
    Country star Trace Adkins parlays his 2nd place finish on “Celebrity Apprentice” to the #1 spot on the country charts and the highest pop placement of his career with “You’re Gonna Miss This”. No word about whether Omarosa saw this and decided she wanted a music career.
    Two of the albums in the Top 20 maintain relatively lofty positions despite a good amount of people not even knowing they’re out. The Gnarls Barkley album actually moves up 6 spots in it’s second release (it wasn’t supposed to be out until April 8th), while The Raconteurs album, which was supposed to be out on April 29th, debuts in the Top 10 despite it’s release date being moved up a full month. Pretty ballsy to see these moves taking place, especially at a time when shortsighted music executives seem to place all their chips on hitting a particular first week number.
    Holy crap! Can someone put “No One” by Alicia Keys out to pasture already?
    It’s a good time to be Ryan Tedder. Who the hell is Ryan Tedder, you ask? Well, not only is he the lead singer and songwriter for the band OneRepublic (represented with two singles in the Top 20), but he, along with former teen-popster Jesse McCartney, co-wrote Leona Lewis’s “Bleeding Love”, last week’s #1 single, which gets displaced this week by Hurricanes Mariah and Madonna.
    With those two albums arriving this month (and Usher being moved from mid-June to late-May), is it safe to say that the next few weeks in the music industry will actually be exciting?
  • Friday Throwback – Big Ole Butt

    What better way to kick off the weekend than with a song that was an ode to big ole booties? This a few years before Sir Mix-a-Lot’s song about love of the backside.

    I want to meet Lisa and Brenda now, nearly 20 years later, to see if they still have it.

    • Tina might’ve had grace and poise like a ballerina, but no ballerina could wear a dress like that.
    • Don’t ask me how I’m living, cause yo I’m living swell.
    • I feel badly for LL’s wife now after watching the first minute of this video.
    • What’s up with the hand held shaky camera work? Is it supposed to simulate a bouncing rear end?
    • How old was LL at this time, talking about going to high schools to peep the girls?
    • Damn, he left the ballerina for big bootie Brenda.
    • I’m leavin’ you, see ya!
  • The Randomizer: NKOTB, George Michael, Mariah and More!

    *So, the NKOTB reunion is in full-swing. The first photo of all the guys together since 1994 is making the rounds, and I gotta say time has been kind to The Kids. They’re on the “Today” show tomorrow, performing and announcing their tour, and I gotta say, I’m pretty stoked! More so to hear the new material than to go see them live, though.
    *Speaking of artists that haven’t performed live in forever, George Michael is touring the U.S. for the first time since 1991, promoting his new “Twenty-Five” hits compilation. I love George, and he remains a singular vocalist who really isn’t all that exciting live. However, considering the man tours so infrequently, it might be a good idea to catch him now.
    *Congrats are due to Mariah Carey and Madonna. “Touch My Body” became Mariah’s 18th #1 hit this week, pushing her into second place, behind The Beatles, when it comes to artists with #1 songs. Meanwhile, “4 Minutes” has become Madge’s 38th Top Ten hit, also bumping her into second place all-time, behind, you guessed it, The Beatles!!
    *Wow, all I have to do is throw a Hammer or Vanilla Ice reference, and the artists mentioned in this column so far could have just as easily been mentioned in 1990. How ’bout staying power, eh?
    *Bobby Brown is writing an autobiography, which promises to dish tons of dirt on Whitney Houston, including the fact that Whit introduced him to cocaine and that she married him to improve her image. Um, wasn’t *Whitney* America’s good girl when she and Bobby got married? What needed improvement? And who knew Bobby could write?
    *Finally, in my current guilty pleasures list, the guys from Fall Out Boy have recorded a pretty nifty cover of “Beat It”, featuring some serious shredding from John Mayer on guitar. I’m not quite sure why I like Fall Out Boy so much. Maybe I take pity on the overwhelming ugliness of Patrick Stump. Anyway, here’s their cover for you (best to ignore the video loop of Patrick Stump blowing kisses):
    It’s good and all, but still doesn’t beat this ridiculously awesome cover by Charlotte Church and a drunk off her tits Amy Winehouse: