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  • Friday Throwback – The Humpty Dance

    What is Digital Underground more famous for? Their huge song, The Humpty Dance, or for introducing Tupac Shakur to the world?

    In 1990, Digital Underground released Sex Packets, an album title that was based on the idea of a drug that was taken to induce orgasm. Yep, these guys were crazy. The Humpty Dance blew the roof off of my junior high school.

    – I remember arguing with folks who thought Humpty and Shock G were different people. “No way, look at that nose!” Please.

    – My good friend Young Randall dressed up as Humpty for Halloween once. One of the greatest Halloween costumes I’ve seen all time, all my life.

    – This song still bumps some 18 years later.

    – I never noticed before, but he still has the tag on his hat.

    – In the Bay Area, they played a version that was bleeped all over the place, and there aren’t any curse words in the song. I never figured that one out.

    – My old friend Joel Martinez did the greatest “Humpty Hump” ever at our school dances.

    – “People say you look like MC Hammer on crack Humpty!”

    – I really wonder if Puerto Ricans and Samoans did the “Humpty Hump”.

    – Peace and humptiness forever.

  • A Moment of Silence on E Street

    Danny Federici, the man who played keyboard in Bruce Springsteen’s E Street Band, passed away from melanoma on Thursday at the age of 58.

    http://news.aol.com/entertainment/music/music-news-story/ar/_a/e-street-band-keyboardist-dies-at-58/20080418070209990001

    Federici not only was a founding member of what eventually became one of the most celebrated bands (they were too prominent to totally call them a back-up unit), but his organ, keyboard and piano playing helped create some of Bruce’s most memorable musical moments.

    A little “Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out”, anyone? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAvolRT3sX4

    How about some “Hungry Heart?” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFO-N01wup0

    My favorite song off the new album: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Wlgm7Fehaw

    Rest in peace, Danny.

  • The Real Kon Man: Akon Gets Busted!

    I first knew something was up when Akon said something in an interview about being a non-English speaking immigrant as a young man and then birth records popped up stating that the singer was actually born in the U.S.
    So I’m not surprised at all about the reports that, thanks to The Smoking Gun website, place Akon as one big-ass phony.
    Not that he’s the only celebrity to lie about his or her backstory, but Akon’s tales of being a big-time criminal and whooping asses in jail trump just about anyone’s I’ve heard, and that includes Vanilla Ice’s tall tales about going to school with Luke Campbell, being a Motocross champion and getting shot in the ass.
    The question now is, are any of the 3 million people that bought Akon’s last album going to care? And who will be the next hip-hopper with a “thug” past to be exposed as a studio gangster??