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  • Britney Spears’ Circus – A Different Point Of View

    Our own Paul Lorentz wrote a fantastic review of Britney Spears’ new album, Circus. He loved the album. Here’s a different perspective.

    While Britney Spears and her people would like you to believe that Circus is her comeback album, they can’t fool anyone who has heard, or bought Blackout, which was released last year. Blackout was an attempt to get Britney back on the music scene despite her already existing place on the pages of Perez Hilton and other gossip sites because of her out of control behavior. Britney herself didn’t even really promote it, and while it wasn’t a good album, there were good things about it. With a bit of promotion it probably would’ve sold much better than it did.

    Is Circus better than Blackout?
    I’d say yes, but barely. They had a money in the bank single sitting in their hands, but it was never released to my knowledge. Break The Ice was a supreme banger and had it been released to the clubs, I’m sure it would’ve been a huge hit. There’s no song that matches it on Circus, but the album as a whole is probably just a tad bit more consistent.

    But what stands out as the difference between the two albums is Britney herself. On Blackout, she sounded like a robot. She was Robo-Britney. Her singing, while never her strong point, was flavorless and emotionless. She sounded sedated. But on Circus, you can hear the energy back in her voice. If anything, she sounds like someone who is at least faking some happiness.

    About the music …
    At this point, I think Britney’s music is going to sound similar in sound and feel no matter who produces it. The hottest producers will try to catch her ear with thumping production and thus, nothing really stands out. For some reason, Womanizer is being lauded as a great comeback single, even though they were saying the same thing about Gimme More last year. (I think I’d take Gimme More by a nose.) I think the press is buying into this comeback business just as much as the fans. Circus is actually the much better single because your ears aren’t ringing after listening, but also because it shows a little bit of the sexiness and teasing that her music is famous for, rather than the straight up bedroom talk that she’s been moving towards of late.

    The mysterious Unusual You is sensual and yet at the same time, a little disturbing. This could either simply be the world of Britney Spears, or the writers thought it’d be an interesting take on her love life, but the song is about Britney expecting to get her heart broken, but doesn’t and this is unusual. It’s as if she’s simply unable to be loved. But it’s also the biggest surprise on the album. There’s a certain quality in both the production (Bloodshy & Avant) and in her singing that stands out and is missing from most of the rest of the tracks. If U Seek Amy is built as a “guilty pleasure” track, except, after first listen, I figured out the gimmick and the pleasure was gone for me. If you say the phrase “if you seek Amy” and think of letters that would stand for the words, you’ll understand the gimmick to the entire song. Now, I’m not sure how many records Britney sells to young girls anymore, but if mothers and fathers bought their young daughters this album without first listening to it, they’re in for a surprise. And it’s a really unnecessary track.

    Mmm Papi is hilariously bad, but at least you can tell she’s having fun with the track. And it’s the one song that she actually receives a writing credit. I wonder if she wrote the squeals in herself or if they were improvised. Out From Under is a very straight laced Britney ballad. You get the feeling that she’s probably done this song at least five other times over the span of her career. Mannequin is one of the few throwaway tracks. There’s nothing original about it at all.

    Look but don’t touch, unless you want to lose your innocence …
    That line is from Lace And Leather and I’m probably nit picking the heck out of her at this point, but that line is from a 27 year old woman singing to who you’d imagine to be 27 year old men. I think that if Britney wants to achieve an adult career, her direction needs to go away from trying to pretend that she’s still 18 years old. While the young teenage girl really carried her career early on, her image also catered to this older guy demographic who saw a young sexpot. I guess you should try and cater to any and all demographics when you’re trying to be the biggest star in the world, but it always bothered me that she was so young and yet was pushed with this beyond sexy image. Nowadays, she’s old enough to push whatever image she wants, but let’s stop trying to pretend that she’s still a teenager.

    And the extras …
    Depending on which version of the album you have, you may or may not have the bonus tracks. If you have Blackout, you already have Radar so I’m not sure why it’s included again as an extra track on the new album. Phonography is another song that tries to play on words. She says that she’s into “phonography”, but it really sounds like she says she’s into “pornography”. So really, it’s a song about phone sex without really saying phone sex. At this point, Brit having phone sex with someone is probably much better than her doing the real thing. I just thought the lyrics were silly. Rock Me In is nothing special, but Amnesia has a Cyndi Lauper she-bop kind of feel to it that makes it a fun record.

    Don’t believe the hype. If you’re a Britney fan and you want to hear her happy again, this is right up your alley. But don’t be persuaded by those who think this is an enormous leap over her previous record. The music is almost exactly the same. She just sings it in a little more of a happy voice.

    Photo of Britney Spears by jonathanhstrauss and shared via creative commons.

  • Sunday Seven: Loving The Aliens

    Here’s a dirty little secret about what’s on my iPod:  I, almost exclusively, put singles on it.  It’s probably not the most appropriately music-snobby approach, but it serves a couple of purposes.  One:  it gives me a strict, easy-to-adhere-to criterion for editing down a library of more than 20,000 mp3s (3200 CDs, 400 LPs) to fit onto an 80 gig iPod.  The other purpose is that at the times when I’m listening to the iPod – at work, on walks, at the gym – I want some easy – meaning familar – listening.  Now, just because something was a single doesn’t mean it was popular (or if it was, that it still is today), and just because it’s familiar – easy – listening for me, doesn’t mean it is for a whole lot of others, so there’s still plenty of obscure shit to be heard.  And, of course, every rule was made to be broken.  Or bent.  For instance:
    1.  “It’s Alright” by Chicago (1986)
    Never released as an A-side in its own right, this lively Bill Champlin song about a consolatory one-nighter, which originally appeared on Chicago 18 was certainly worthy.   My first concert (actually my first three) was Chicago touring behind Chicago 18 and I remember this as one of the few new songs the band trotted out between classics like “Saturday in the Park” and “25 or 6 to 4” (which they’d recently re-recorded as 18‘s introductory single).  The song was an instant sing-along, even with the older audience, and I always felt it deserved to be a single.   Alas, it merely turned up as the b-side to Chicago 19‘s third single “You’re Not Alone”.  As further proof that this song might have been a contender for single consideration, check out this (obviously lip-synced) television performance of the song.

    2.  “Abracadabra” by The Steve Miller Band (1982)
    This was the song that introduced me to the Steve Miller Band.  It also came out right around the time that I was really starting to pay attention to the radio (as opposed to playing the hell out of my parent’s records and having my older sister make mix tapes for me from hers).  I think it was the number one song the first time I ever listened to Casey Kasem’s weekly Top 40 broadcast.  (Incidentally, Chicago was near the top at the same time with their comeback single “Hard to Say I’m Sorry”, the song that introduced me to them.)
    3. “Everlasting Love” by Robert Knight (1967)
    Not as popular as the early-disco-era version recorded by Carl Carlton (it was also covered by Gloria Estefan in the 90s), Robert Knight’s “Everlasting Love”  – a Top 20 hit in its own right – boasts punchier, more accented vocals and a fatter horn arrangement.  Otherwise, the two versions are so similar that at a quieter volume, their indistinguishable.
    4.  “I Saw the Light” by Todd Rundgren (1972)
    I like a lot of Todd Rundgren’s work as a performer, as a producer, and as the leader of the band Utopia, but I love very little of it.  I like this song.  That is all.
    5.  “No Other Love” by John Legend (2008)
    A nice reggae-tinged song from his fine third album Evolver.  Nothing mindblowing here, but the fact that John Legend not only exists, but thrives in today’s AutoTuned pop and R&B marketplace is cause for hope.  He did a bit of campaigning for Barack Obama this fall.  Maybe the President-elect could invent a cabinet post to appoint John Legend to.  Secretary of Soul?
    6.  “Another World” by Hoodoo Gurus (1989)
    One of the great, unsung bands to come out of Australia in the 80s, the Hoodoo Gurus released this adorable, and oh-so-catchy love-song to an extra-terrestrial as the second single of their fabulous 1989 album Magnum Cum Louder.  Awesome stuff.

    7.  “Hit Me With Your Best Shot” by Pat Benatar (1980)
    Last week, I picked up a new compilation from the Numero Group called It’s All Pop, chronicling the brief and disheartening history of a Kansas City indie label called Titan Records.  Formed by a couple of friends in the mid-70s, Titan’s complete discography amounted to six (beautifully packaged) 7″ singles, and a label sampler LP.   It’s a fascinating story, with some pretty good music to go with it, but one thing I noticed was that there were no women!  Where are all the girls in power-pop (besides in the song titles)?  (Actually, one of Titan’s most notable acts was a quartet from Nebraska who called themselves The Boys and dressed themselves in a – err, gender-ambiguous manner.  Courage, my friends, courage.)  But, oh yeah, Pat Benatar.  “Hit Me With Your Best Shot”.  You could never fit Pat Benatar’s work into a subgenre as narrowly defined as power-pop, but “Hit Me With Your Best Shot” is the quintessential (girl-)power pop song.
    And thank you, Paul, for taking us on a trip through your iPod! I’m jealous because you have more music than me, though. Join us next Sunday when (hopefully) we’ll have another guest take us through their music collection on the Sunday Seven!!!
  • They Put Me In The Mix – JSlow 6: A New Beginning

    JSlow 6 means one thing for me. It means the birth of my first son Brian. The year was 1999. This was also the first JSlow that wasn’t recorded on audio tape. My wife at the time bought me a CD recorder.

    But back to Brian for a second. As I reflect back to when he was born, it really seems fantasy-like. It’s like he was born, and now he’s 9 years old. Where did all the time go? We have a pretty special relationship and he always knows how to put me in the right mood. I hope I do the same for him.

    Who knew Lark Voorhies was in this video?

    JSlow 6: A New Beginning (circa late 1999)

    1. Crazy Over You – 112
    2. One Day You’ll Be Mine – Usher
    3. My Love Is Your Live – Whitney Houston
    4. Silly Man – Tony Rich
    5. Don’t Rush (Take Love Slowly) – K-Ci & JoJo
    6. Right Here Waiting – Monica featuring 112
    7. These Are The Times – Dru Hill
    8. If You’re An Angel – Tony Rich
    9. Angel – Sarah McLachlan
    10. Ex Factor – Lauryn Hill
    11. When A Woman’s Fed Up – R. Kelly
    12. Never Say Never – Brandy
    13. Show Me The Way To Your Heart – Brian McKnight
    14. Ribbon In The Sky – Stevie Wonder
    15. Half On A Baby – R. Kelly
    16. To Zion – Lauryn Hill

    It’s funny looking back at these tapes and seeing what I was listening to back then. I’m not sure that I’ve listened to Monica’s version of Right Here Waiting in years. And that might’ve been the last Whitney Houston song that I liked.

    • Two Tony Rich songs? Dude was talented, but still, two Tony Rich songs?
    • Usher would go on to cut at least 10 slow jams that were better than this one.
    • That Sarah McLachlan song threw me for a loop. I forgot I had some SM on my slow jam tapes.
    • Man, when do the R. Kelly songs end on my tapes?
    • But at least I found a way to add some more Stevie.
    • Look at your career they said, Lauryn baby use your head, but instead I chose to use my heart.

      To Zion – Lauryn Hill (Featuring Carlos Santana)

    The next JSlow was a Jodecidal JSlow.

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