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  • Weighing In On R. Kelly: The Verdict & His Legacy


    After six years and a number of false starts, the R. Kelly child pornography verdict has arrived, and to the surprise of many, the R&B singer was acquitted of all charges. An eternity of delays plus the refusal of the alleged victim to testify against Kelly ultimately proved to be the prosecution’s undoing, and the career of the man who is arguably the most successful male R&B vocalist of the past fifteen years can go on as planned, with a new album scheduled for release before the end of 2008.

    The question most people interested in this case are probably asking is “how the hell did he get off”? The key point is definitely the lack of testimony from the alleged victim. What might have been a slam dunk at the outset of the case when the girl was still a teenager isn’t the same now that the girl is an adult with only peripheral resemblance to the girl in the video. Jurors cited that as the #1 reason they acquitted Kelly. However, you (as a non-juror, apparently the jurors did not have access to this information) can’t help but take into account the several similar cases that were settled out of court, the character assaults in the press and in court from a slew of people ranging from Kelly’s own brother Carey (who told a radio station that Kelly offered him money and a recording deal to take the rap) to Kelly’s former protege Sparkle (who is the aunt of the alleged victim). You also have to consider the fact that Kelly’s wife has filed for separation, alleging abuse, and the fact that Kelly’s most trusted advisers, Chicago record impresario George Daniels and his wife Regina, distanced themselves from Kelly after finding out that he was sleeping with their (legal age) daughter. Ah, yes, and then there’s the little matter of the marriage to 15-year old Aaliyah back in 1994.

    Whatever led to Kelly’s acquittal, the specifics of which are discussed in detail here, the fact of the matter is that the case, which has hung over his head for years, is now over, and Kelly can resume his life as an “innocent” man. This probably means no more pleas for understanding a la the single “Heaven I Need a Hug” or pseudo-gospel albums like “U Saved Me”. Kelly can go right back to being as hedonistic and crass as he was before, while not having to worry about keeping a remorseful attitude in his back pocket. I’m sure many of the singers and rappers who distanced themselves from him in light of his troubles will now come running back, and I’m absolutely positive that the new album will feature a renewed marketing push, touting Kelly’s triumph over the legal system.

    In light of all this, has Kelly’s legacy taken a hit? Well, I guess that depends on what you consider Kelly’s legacy to be. Of course, he’s been successful and that success has continued unabated even with the allegations. His last album, “Double Up” debuted at #1 and went Platinum, and his “Trapped in the Closet” video series has also been successful. However, his artistry has never been equal to his success. While plenty of poor misguided souls compare Kelly to artists like Marvin Gaye, I don’t think Marvin, as crass as he was capable of being, would have ever recorded songs like last year’s “Sex Planet”, which is one of those songs whose awfulness alone gives it replay value. I also find it hard to believe that Kelly could ever come up with music as intelligent or as sensitive as Marvin’s classic work, particularly when you consider that Kelly’s work has actually regressed over the years. Early albums like 1995’s self-titled work (still by leaps and bounds his best album) have given way to half-rapped farces like “Snake” and “I’m a Flirt”, songs that Marvin could have potentially written and sung in his sleep.

    To hold Kelly up as a major talent in contemporary R&B is a major disservice to the significantly more talented songwriters, producers and vocalists out there. I’m definitely not saying Kelly’s not talented in his own right, but when put against lesser-known artists like Raphael Saadiq, Rahsaan Patterson, Tevin Campbell, D’Angelo, Maxwell, Robin Thicke (I could go on here), what has Kelly done that puts him so far ahead on the talent scale? I could even throw Usher into the mix-although Usher has yet to demonstrate the writing and producing acumen that Kelly owns, they’re about equal on the vocal scale and Usher’s records are, quite frankly, better written and produced, so we can at least give him credit for being able to outsource. What was the last truly profound or uplifting lyric you heard Kelly utter? When was the last time he deviated from that same tired 4/4 beat he’s used on almost every song he’s written, produced or performed for fifteen years now? How can the music community at large ignore the fact that Kelly has more or less repeated himself musically for years on end? I guess sales *do* count for something, even among critics who will swear the opposite.

    Several friends and I have had discussions about appreciating Kelly’s music in light of his transgressions, and I’ve gotta say, it’s not easy. It would probably be easier if the music was good, but even still, the guy has an undeniably crass, sleazy vibe that permeates everything he does. I almost feel like a hypocrite for slamming Kelly when I still proclaim myself to be one of the biggest Michael Jackson fans around. That said, though, a) there is no videotape of Jackson pissing on a teenage boy, b) there’s no license that proved that he married a teenager (and yes, I know you can’t marry little boys), c) Jackson’s music isn’t sexually explicit to the point that you automatically picture him doing unmentionables to a youngster as he sings, and d) Jackson’s talent (and to a lesser degree, his nightmare of a childhood) makes it a bit easier to…ignore? Excuse? I’m not sure what the right word is here. Same goes for Marvin, whose 1973 opus “Let’s Get it On” was inspired by the sight of then-17-year old Janis Hunter (who quickly became Gaye’s second wife). Hell, Jerry Lee Lewis wed his teenage cousin and Elvis courted Priscilla Beaulieu when she was underage. We can’t forget about Jimmy Page or Bill Wyman, either. So I guess the real question isn’t whether Kelly’s legacy can be preserved in light of the allegations and subsequent acquittal, but whether his music is good enough for that legacy to warrant being preserved, allegations or no allegations. In my opinion, the answer is unequivocally “no”.

  • Lindsay Lohan’s "Bossy": How Lo Can You Go?

    Of course, no one would expect a musical offering from Lindsay Lohan to provide any kind of creative sustenance. But, damn. Even for throwaway pop music, Lohan’s new single, “Bossy”, is bad. Not bad meaning “good”, but BAD.

    Although Linds tried to go “rocker chick” on her flop last album, “Bossy” finds her in the same dance-pop mode as her former BFFs Britney and Paris. Actually, if you combined Brit’s “Gimme More” with Janet Jackson’s “Feedback” and gave it several Ambien, you’d get “Bossy”. Lindsay sounds like she’s singing while drying her nails, and this is a definite low point in the career of Ne-Yo, who co-wrote the song in association with his normal production team StarGate.

    Maybe next time, Lohan will ask her girlfriend Sam Ronson for a favor and let Sam’s Grammy-winning producer Mark put together some tracks for her.

  • The Warlord Speaks: The Continued Miseducation by Nasir Jones


    Hear ye, hear ye: Let it be known that I am a big Nas fan-have always been, and will always be. Sure, he had his contrived Mafioso “Nas Escobar” stage, but I’m still a big Nas fan. Sure, he made a weed plate of an album I did not quite consider possible from such a superior lyricist (read: 1999’s Nastradamus), but I’m still a big Nas fan. Sure, I have never understood how he can swing so easily and obliviously from one extreme to another-from a seemingly learned fellow to an incoherent buffoon. But guess what, I’m still a big Nas fan! It is no different from the way I view other rapping greats like Jay-Z, 2Pac, or KRS-One. Nas’ missteps and foibles, just like that of these aforementioned MCs, should never warrant anyone from forsaking the holistic view of a man that truly deserves to be hailed as one of hip-hop’s finest.

    But out of the bizarre incidences that have made Nas one of the genre’s most enigmatic stars, this “Nigger” album-naming episode surpasses them all.

    And the recently released video for the lead-off single, “Be a Nigger Too”-yeah, I can’t believe it, either-only exacerbates matters.

    I have no idea when exactly Nas and Rik Cordero (the video director) did the video, but perhaps the statement Nas made three weeks ago makes the intent of Nas’ upcoming album to cover themes based on the epithet “nigger” more of an implication. It might just be that he is concerned about being able to release the record to the fans at all-and to quell theories that this is all a publicity stunt. “I want my fans to know that, creatively and lyrically, they can expect the same content and the same messages,” he said. “The people will always know what the real title of this album is and what to call it.”

    As of now, the album is … Untitled. I mean, it’s either that, or Nas is one forgetful son-of-a-gun.

    The “Be a Nigger Too” video has been out for a few days now, and it seems to be getting rave reviews from all around-for only God knows what. Quite frankly, I must be either watching the wrong video or I am just too damn stupid to get it. Hey, how about neither?

    First off, the video itself is a bloated 8 1/2-minute mess. Of its seemingly myriad elements-a black man about to get lynched, a white man pulling out a gun on two young black guys, some audio clips from Malcolm X and Paul Mooney, a facial montage of multi-ethnic America from Andre Royo of The Wire to John Cho of the Harold and Kumar movies-hardly anything ties in together. It tries to be grandiose in presentation and scope, only to come off as annoyingly pretentious and lacking topical cohesiveness.

    But the video is only half the problem, at the very most. I blame the song, too-even more so than the video itself. Since it hit the streets in late April, the Nas fanatics have surely proved their adeptness-that is, by chucking the art of discernment out the window. “Be a Nigger Too” is simply not the bastion of social commentary several people make it out to be. Listen to the lyrics: Just what on earth is he saying? Or more importantly, what exactly is he trying to do with the word “nigger”? Does it only apply to the guys with the extra-long “third leg[s]”? Or just the dudes infatuated with purchasing Aston Martins? Or does it just apply to black Americans, and thus eschews their African counterparts? How about generations of blacks, from the Civil Rights era to its aftermath? And is it really “nigga,” not “nigger”? Nas is hardly ever clear throughout the song, apparently throwing in disparate thoughts without bothering to tie them all up to make a clear statement.

    But maybe there is one broad underlying theme: that of the removal of the sting from the most infamous epithet ever created. And how does Nas do that? Apply it to everyone, regardless of race-even marrying the accursed word to other racial and ethnic epithets. “I’m a nigger, he’s a nigger, she’s a nigger, we some niggers, wouldn’t you like to be a nigger too?” he sings in the hook. “To all my kike niggers, spic niggers, guinea niggers, chink niggers-that’s right, y’all my niggers too!”

    Yes, the chorus is inspired by that Dr. Pepper slogan. However, in morbid actuality, Nas’ appropriation is more of a reference to an earlier rap song than the soda commercial jingle. Eazy-E had done it almost two decades earlier-in the outro of N.W.A.’s “Nigga 4 Life” from the 1991 album Efil4zaggin (Niggaz 4 Life spelled backwards). That Nas borrows a few lines from one of the most nihilistic and parodistic records ever created only confirms why I sometimes feel the whole affair comes off as “shock for shock’s sake.”

    And seriously, assuming that this is his intention, how successful does Nas really think he is going to be in this particular musical mission? The word “nigger” is exactly as it’s spelled or intended for. “Nigger”: used to denigrate and dehumanize an entire race. You can turn “figure” to “figga” and “trigger” to “trigga” all you want, but they will still mean the same thing, no matter how many letters are replaced or removed. (Funny enough, several rappers used the two aforementioned words 95% of the time to rhyme with the n-word between couplets. So much for “term of endearment!”) If years of blacks (and other races, for that matter) using it amongst themselves hasn’t still quite removed the sting completely, not to mention black entertainment figures from Richard Pryor to Ol’ Dirty Bastard using it in their album titles, who is Nas fooling that him, an artist of marginal influence beyond the world of rap, can do any differently? In fact, that the album is not going to be called Nigger after all only confirms my contention: the word will always retain its original meaning, “nigga” or not.

    Sadly, this will undoubtedly lend credence to the theory that the Nas of today needs some sort of gimmick to stay relevant in the rap game. Sure, such accusations were also raised in the months leading up to the release of Hip Hop Is Dead, but at least Nas managed to make a sincere and topically engaging record about a genre mired in stagnancy that is arguably surpassed by none other in his catalog apart from the unsurpassable Illmatic. But this? His most ardent detractors can now point, with glee, at the diminishing returns of Nas’ socio-political shtick. There was a time when Nas could go platinum without even trying; even his widely acknowledged worst album, Nastradamus, earned a platinum plaque. But his middling 2004 double-disc opus Street’s Disciple took two years to accomplish such a feat. I seriously doubt that Hip Hop Is Dead would have had a quarter of its sales if Nas hadn’t latched on to that “hip-hop-is-dead” theory. And still, he only “managed” to sell a little over 700,000 copies. Chalk it up to an ailing music industry if you will, but it only compounded, not directly caused, the comparatively dismal numbers. Hip Hop Is Dead is actually the poorest-selling album of Nas’ career.

    Ultimately, though, Nas is generally a brilliant rapper-one of hip-hop’s greatest-and what I can hope for is a repeat performance of the one he gave two years ago. Hell, he can leave the album untitled for all I care! Nas should just hone the album theme and the messages, work on his still-flawed ear for beats, and consequently make a dope album. Enough of this circus that has been going on for about a year now-even after the controversial album title was dropped.

    Or Nas can do something a lot more damning: justify why the word “nigger” perfectly describes him.

    -D. Akinwande