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  • Boogie Wonderland

    We’re fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. ~Japanese Proverb

    A message from the City of Cambridge Manager’s Office:

    “Put on your dancing shoes and join us as we move to the groove.”

    Well, okay. If you insist.

    In times of budget cuts and knotted purse strings, one gets a sense of priorities. Hats off to the City of Cambridge for continuing to prioritize the age-old communal art of getting down.

    On Friday June 26, the City hosted a massive dance party on Massachusetts Avenue and the City Hall lawn. Turns out, the City knows how to throw a party – there’s no cover, age restrictions, dress code, velvet ropes, or $5 bottles of water for sale. Just townies and neighbors and friends, some of whom planned to attend, others of whom wandered up Mass Ave to investigate the music echoing through Cambridge. First conceived in 1996 as part of Cambridge’s 150th birthday celebration, popular demand and a keen sense of priority transformed the party into an annual, much-anticipated event.

    The kiddos kicked off the party at 7:00, getting their grooves on before bedtime. As the sky darkened and the lights rose and swirled on City Hall’s facade, people poured in from every direction, as though summoned. Some watched from the City Hall lawn, others stood on the sidewalk, and most beelined for the street to dance away the week or June’s consuming rain.

    As I circled the crowd to get my fill of people watching, I crossed to the south side of Mass Ave and noticed that the racial configuration of the crowded had changed – the party had become a microcosm of Boston’s ethnic cartography.

    That’s where Michael Jackson came in.

    More important than relief from the weather or stresses of the week, the dance party provided a venue for people to grieve and celebrate Michael Jackson in the most appropriate way – by breaking it down together where people normally aren’t supposed to go.

    At around 9:00, the standard dance music gave way to a Michael Jackson tribute. People flooded in from the periphery, pulled toward the center, the crowd contracting like a giant jellyfish and then, after an intense guitar lick or fade out, expanding, exhaling. For about 45 minutes, hundreds of people – black, white, Asian, Hispanic, corporate, homeless, yuppie, hippie, old, young – busted a move to Way You Make Me Feel and Billie Jean. Glowing raver chicks joined a group of little girls hula hooping and compared tricks. A flashmob-esque dance to Don’t Stop Till You Get Enough broke out near Bigelow Street.

    The tribute culminated in Thriller, which inspired hundreds of people to curl their hands into zombie claws and emulate the undead. What better way to honor Michael Jackson than by vamping collectively in the street?

    The crowd thickened until it became nearly impossible to avoid stepping on someone’s foot or catching an elbow in the ribs. Still, people grooved on unfazed, equalized. As the night wore on, the humidity rose. Everyone danced in the sweat of his neighbor with good humor and impressive stamina. At around 10:00, a light rain began to fall. Illuminated by the green and purple spotlights, the rain looked like fat snowflakes or silver confetti falling down toward a magical place.

  • First Look – The Game’s Better On The Other Side

    The Game’s Michael Jackson tribute, Better On The Other Side was supposedly put together in about ten hours. He’s now put out the video.

    The video features fan footage, old photos of MJ, and studio footage featuring The Game, Wanya from Boyz II Men, and Chris Brown. You also see The Game in the bathtub. Thankfully he’s clothed.

  • 2009 BET Awards Play By Play

    jamiefoxxMoney Mike usually live blogs the BET Awards, but with the passing of Michael Jackson, he’s not in the mood to try and be fun. Thus, I’m taking the reigns for him this year. Being on the West Coast, I can’t blog it live, but I’ll give you my own play by play.

    The show opens with footage from a previous BET Awards where Michael Jackson and James Brown were on stage together.

    – New Edition opens the show with their Jackson 5 tribute. They even busted out the Stop The Love You Save! dance. I’ll give them an A for effort. My friend asked me which one was Bobby Brown, and I immediately said, “The fat one.” Bobby’s definitely eating good these days.

    – Jamie Foxx is hosting and he came out in the red leather jacket and the 3 inches too short slacks. He tried to do some MJ dancing, but he must not have had time to practice. He did much better with his broham Braxton on “The Jamie Foxx Show”.

    – Tyra Banks walked down the stage in some heels that made her look like she could post up Shaq. After giving out the “Best Male Hip-Hop Artist” award to Lil’ Wayne, she had to get on her knees just to give him a hug.

    – You know, people are ready to give Usher the torch as the next closest thing to MJ, but I think you may have to look at my boy Ne-Yo. His vocals are far more similar to MJ’s. If only he didn’t look more like a young Samuel L. Jackson.

    – Sorry y’all, brother has a head that was made for hats. I heard that Barry Bonds looked at Ne-Yo and said, “Damn, he has a big ass head.”

    – (He tore up Lady In My Life.)

    – They showed Joseph Jackson in the crowd and all I could think of was, “Joe stop beatin’ the kids.” Damn that Jackson’s American Family movie.

    – I’m going to guess that Kanye West’s girl was a big headed baby. She also has a head that was made for hats. If she and Ne-Yo had a baby, they’d test that kid for HGH out of the womb.

    – Jamie Foxx is singing Blame It and all of a sudden and for no reason whatsoever, Snoop Dogg joined him. I don’t think anyone Snoop hangs out with blames it on the alcohol. They blame it on something else. Also, I wonder if T-Pain knows that you can’t kick in judo. I guess he couldn’t find anything to rhyme with karate.

    – Does anyone really care about what Tiny and Toya are doing these days? I mean, it sucks that y’all got kicked out of Destiny’s Child, but you probably deserved it. Be happy that Beyonce’s daddy just kicked you out of the group. If Joe Jackson was your manager, he would’ve told you to get a switch off the tree and take it like a man.

    – In Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em’s song, he sings, “I gotta question, why they hatin’ on me?” Well, I gotta answer for you bruh. You’re terrible.

    – Here’s a quote from T-Pain: “He pretty much said everybody I was gonna say.” That dude can mangle some English.

    – Ne-Yo won for “Best Male R&B Artist”. If you haven’t heard Year Of The Gentleman, go get that record. It was my favorite record of 2008.

    245404723_c43d075972– Beyonce’s on the stage singing Ave Maria. I’m trying to decide if she’s supplanted Trish Stratus as the number one girl on my list. I think the only thing that stops her from being number one is that I know in 10 years, that junk in her trunk might become junk in a caboose.

    – Ok, I made a mistake. Tiny and Toya aren’t former Destiny’s Child members. I must’ve had something in my eye when I mistook them the first time. They’re former hook-ups of TI and Lil’ Wayne. Yep, these days that’s all it takes to get your own reality show. If Florida Evans was still alive, she’d say, “Damn, damn, damn!”

    – Jamie introduced a skit for a fake movie with he and Martin Lawrence starring as Shenehneh and Wanda as bank robbers. What does it say about me that I would see that on the first day it came out?

    – When artists say that they didn’t prepare a speech because they didn’t expect to win, I just want to go oops upside their head. How long can it take to put together five names that you want to remember? Or is it just cool to act humble, yet unprepared?

    – Ok, I’m not gonna lie. It still hasn’t hit me that MJ is gone. This just seems like every other kind of BET Awards show where people give MJ props.

    – For some reason, Keith Sweat is on the stage. Keith looks really exceptionally good for being 100 years old.

    – It must be New Jack Swing night as Guy just stepped on the stage. My man Aaron Hall can still bring it.

    – Now it’s BBD’s turn. They’re performing Poison. That used to be my go to song when I was 14 until my dad told me that it probably wasn’t a good idea to sing the lyric, “Me and the crew used to do her,” out loud.

    – I do follow their advice until this day though. Never trust a big butt and a smile.

    – Was that Ciara singing Heal The World? The dude did a pretty good job.

    – Beyonce is up for “Best Female R&B Artist” against the likes of Jennifer Hudson, Keyshia Coles, Jazmine Sullivan, and Keri Hilson. When she wins, she better not say that she didn’t have anything prepared. She should’ve started writing her speech the second the nominations were announced.

    – I wonder if when Jay-Z starts with, “This is death of Autotune, a moment of silence,” T-Pain and everyone he’s currently working with just start shedding tears.

    – Day26 introduced Don Cornelius and Q got through the intro without saying, “This is real talk,” or popping all the veins in his neck.

    – Don just said that Joe Jackson was one of his heroes. There are about 5,000 jokes to be written on that line alone and I’m not touching it.

    – Holy (choose your favorite curse word here)! Tevin Campbell is on stage for the O’Jays tribute. That dude needs a comeback record like yesterday.

    – Tyrese is also out singing in the tribute and he didn’t randomly insert the words, “LA Lakers” into the lyrics. Nice job Tyrese.

    – Tiny is accepting an award for TI. This is the only reason I’m thankful that this show isn’t in HD. She’s not a handsome woman.

    – Janet Jackson is a brave woman for being on this show tonight.

    – Now it’s time for the MJ tribute. I’m all for Jamie singing I’ll Be There, but couldn’t they have brought out Mariah for this one?

    I hope I was able to play it off well enough. As tough as it was to watch all these tribute performances, it was still fun to see everyone big up Mike.

    I’m not sure there’d be a BET if not for Michael Jackson. Peace!

    Photo of Jamie Foxx by Rafael Amado Deras and shared via creative commons

    Photo of Beyonce by Osei and shared via creative commons