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  • MHW Liveblogs The 2008 MTV Video Music Awards: This Could Be Interesting…

    Tonight marks the 25th anniversary of the MTV Video Music Awards. If you’re like the majority of people, this event doesn’t excite you. The show has taken such a dive in quality over the past decade or so that I actually skipped last year’s ceremony-and I’m a music awards show junkie. I almost skipped tonight’s show as well, but since my plans for the evening fell through, I’m hanging out here with you, live, as the magic, the drama, and/or the disaster unfolds.

    *I have already noticed one good thing-this year’s show is only two hours long (I wrote two years originally…Freudian slip?). It’s the perfect amount of time for me to get annoyed without feeling like I want to kick a hole in the TV.

    *I’ve actually already noticed another thing: this Russell Brand or Bland or whatever his name is? Douchebag.

    *I’ve only caught about 15 minutes of the pre-show. The hosts are a bunch of no-name guys, the pretty blank space country singer Taylor Swift, some obnoxious Brit (this seems like a running gag tonight), Sway’s sellout ass and John Norris, who is older than all the other co-hosts combined.

    *Britney is opening tonight. You’ve gotta figure anything would be better than that performance of “Gimme More”, right?

    *Sorry. I want to marry Jonah Hill. There, I said it. If Jonah Hill has a gay twin brother, please call or email me.

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  • Chart Chat 4/27/08: Mariah Carey, Leona Lewis, Madonna And More!!


    With NO further ado, I now present you with this week’s Top 20 singles and albums, courtesy of the good folks over at Billboard.

    Top 20 Albums:

    1) “E=MC2” Mariah Carey
    2) “Spirit” Leona Lewis
    3) “Best of Both Worlds Concert” Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus
    4) “Lady Antebellum” Lady Antebellum
    5) “Now That’s What I Call Music! Vol. 27” Various Artists
    6) “Troubadour” George Strait
    7) “Alvin & The Chipmunks Soundtrack” Various Artists
    8) “Juno Soundtrack” Various Artists
    9) “Accelerate” R.E.M.
    10) “Taylor Swift” Taylor Swift
    11) “Trilla” Rick Ross
    12) “Sunset Man” James Otto
    13) “Sleep Through the Static” Jack Johnson
    14) “Welcome To the Dollhouse” Danity Kane
    15) “Daughtry” Daughtry
    16) “Jordin Sparks” Jordin Sparks
    17) “Vol. 3-4: Alchemy Index” Thrice
    18) “Snakes & Arrows Live” Rush
    19) “Little Voice” Sara Bareilles
    20) “The Odd Couple” Gnarls Barkley

    Top 20 Singles:

    1) “Lollipop” Li’l Wayne feat. Static Major
    2) “Bleeding Love” Leona Lewis
    3) “No Air” Jordin Sparks Duet With Chris Brown
    4) “Love in This Club” Usher feat. Young Jeezy
    5) “Touch My Body” Mariah Carey
    6) “4 Minutes” Madonna feat. Justin Timberlake
    7) “Sexy Can I” Ray J. feat. Yung Berg
    8) “Love Song” Sara Bareilles
    9) “With You” Chris Brown
    10) “See You Again” Miley Cyrus
    11) “Low” Flo-Rida feat. T-Pain
    12) “Say” John Mayer
    13) “Don’t Stop the Music” Rihanna
    14) “Damaged” Danity Kane
    15) “Stop & Stare” OneRepublic
    16) “Pocketful of Sunshine” Natasha Bedingfield
    17) “Boss” Rick Ross
    18) “Apologize” Timbaland feat. OneRepublic
    19) “Independent” Webbie, Li’l Boosie & Li’l Phat
    20) “Sorry” Buckcherry

    *Of course, it’s all about Mariah this week, as “E=MC2” becomes her sixth #1 album, putting her in a three-way tie for 2nd place among female artists with Madonna and Janet Jackson (Barbra Streisand is in 1st place, with 8). She should probably enjoy this moment, as Madge will in all likelihood bump Mariah back to 3rd place when “Hard Candy” is eligible to chart the week after next.

    *Although the 463K Mariah sold marks the biggest sales week of 2008 so far and is also the biggest debut week of Mariah’s career, it might be worth noting that in 2007 among female artists, Carrie Underwood, Mary J. Blige and Alicia Keys ALL opened with bigger first weeks. Then again, Mariah’s albums tend to have legs, so we’ll see what happens.

    *Why is radio not playing “4 Minutes”? The Madonna/JT collaboration has been the #1 or #2 downloaded song in America for the past 4 weeks, but stands at #6 this week. From a radio standpoint, the 21st century hasn’t been great to Madge, with her only huge radio hit being 2000’s “Music”.

    *The group Lady Antebellum (which apparently features the brother of fake John Mayer/Katherine Heigl’s hubby Josh Kelley) becomes the second consecutive new country act to crack the Top 5 nationally. I just wanna know who the hell came up with that name.

    *The real John Mayer finds himself in the Top 20 with a second single in less than a month (he’s credited on Fall Out Boy’s “Beat It”). “Say” has been out for something like 5 months now, but makes it’s jump due to a performance on “Dancing With The Stars”. It’s a cute enough song, but after a breakthrough album like “Continuum”, it almost sounds like a throwaway.

    *Also getting a TV-related bump is Gnarls Barkley. Following an appearance on SNL (was Cee-Lo’s mike messed up? The sound was weird), “The Odd Couple” pops back into the Top 20.

    *Alicia Keys’ “No One” FINALLY disappears from the Top 20!! I love Alicia, but I was getting tired of having to type that out every week. Hopefully Timbaland’s grossly overplayed “Apologize” is next.

    *How come when folks mention superstar acts coming out with albums in the near future, no one mentions Usher. Let’s not forget: Usher was the last artist to open with a million-plus week, AND 2004’s “Confessions” is the most recently released album to attain a diamond certification for 10 million plus shipments. “Here I Stand”, which arrives on 5/27, could be a monster.

    *Next week should be a relatively quiet chart week, with Ashlee Simpson being the only notable debut (with a number WAY off the pace of her first two albums). Mariah should be able to hold her ground at the top for a second week, although Leona Lewis fever is just beginning, and her performance on “Idol” last week should cement her position as runner-up.

  • I Waited Till 6:15 To Post This Week’s New Releases Because…

    Well, because there really isn’t anything out worth your time. To wit…
    Ashlee Simpson “Bittersweet World”: I don’t *dislike” Ashlee Simpson the way I dislike…say, Avril Lavigne. She seems like a nice enough girl, her songs are pleasant without being irritating and that whole “SNL” lip-synching thing didn’t bother me because, well…people lip-synch on TV shows all the freaking time. It’s not like she was presented as this powerhouse diva and then got her spot blown up when the tape skipped, you know?
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=GsulZKXFxK8 (the video for “Outta My Head (Ay Ya Ya)”)
    Anyway, her third album backs away from the bratty power-pop of her first two albums and goes in a dance-pop direction, with the production provided by Timbaland and The Neptunes’ Chad Hugo, among others. I thought the first single, “Outta My Head”, was super-annoying, so I’m not going anywhere near this unless I get a freebie. However, the woman’s sold 4 million albums in her career, so it’s safe to say she has a pretty solid fanbase. She won’t be worrying about me.
    Carole King “Tapestry (Deluxe Edition)”: For a while, “Tapestry” was the biggest selling album by a female artist of all time, and rightfully so. It’s equal parts sweet soul and confessional singer-songwriter brilliance, with more than it’s share of standards. “I Feel The Earth Move”, “It’s Too Late”, “So Far Away”, “Will You Love Me Tomorrow” and “(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman” are just some of the gems you’ll find on this album. Whether you buy this expanded edition (and I swear that it’s been remastered/repackaged half a dozen times) or just cop the original, “Tapestry” is an absolute must-have album.
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=Sb5MORLi8K0 (an excellent clip of “It’s Too Late”)
    Blind Melon “For My Friends”: How can the “No Rain” guys be back?, you ask. Didn’t Shannon Hoon, their lead singer, die from a drug overdose over a decade ago? Well, yes he did, but the band has finally decided to soldier on with a NEW lead singer. Why? I don’t know. But, figuring that I didn’t care much for the band when they were popular (and when their original lead singer was alive), I think it might be a good idea to pass on this one.
    (I don’t know that there’s an updated Melon page and no way I’m subjecting you to that damn Bee Girl)
    Whitesnake “Good To Be Bad”: No, David Coverdale’s not dead. In fact, he’s back with a new Whitesnake album. However, the fact that Coverdale has got to be about 172 by now, coupled with the fact that Whitesnake’s heyday is 20 years behind them, and added to the fact that Tawny Kitaen’s probably a little too old to flitter around on top of a car anymore ends up equalling one album no one in their right mind should care about.
    (I will subject you, however, to Tawny Kitaen: http://youtube.com/watch?v=oKTiwCez6Zs)
    There’s also…
    a love songs collection by Donny Osmond, who I’d make fun of if it didn’t seem like he had so much fun mocking himself…
    Ah, all of the Replacements’ Twin/Tone albums (including “Let It Be”, which critics splooge themselves over) are remastered and reissued today with bonus material.
    “Mess of Blues”, the album singer/guitarist Jeff Healey was working on at the time of his death from cancer, is being released today…
    …and that’s the best of a weak lot, folks. Next week will certainly be better!!
    Get a full list of this week’s releases here: http://www.pauseandplay.com/cdfront.htm