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Hip-Hop Clash Of The Titans: 2007 Style!!!
50 Cent and Kanye West both have new albums coming out on the same day in September (the 11th, which I personally don’t think is the most tasteful day to release an album, but oh well…), and this should be an interesting match up. Of course, 50 is rap’s reigning commercial champ, with 12 million sold of his two albums. Kanye has sold half of that (which is still not shabby at all), but has made up for the sales oversight by winning critical raves that elude 50, as well as picking up a slew of Grammy awards to 50’s big fat zero. While neither artist has songs that are setting airwaves on fire, don’t estimate the power of either performer to generate a controversial pop culture moment that will have people flocking to the stores in droves.50’s now on his fourth single from the upcoming “Curtis”, as his label, Interscope, is frantically searching for a sound that will connect with radio listeners. This has got to be an album pre-release record. 4 songs? That’s anywhere from 1/4 to 1/3 of the album already floating around a month and change before the release date!! The aforementioned fourth single, “Ayo Technology”, features Justin Timberlake, which should help it’s fortunes somewhat. I wonder how 50’s boss Eminem feels about 50’s use of an artist Em has spent almost his entire career making fun of.As for Mr. West, his “Cant Tell Me Nothin’” has stoked interest for it’s unforgettable hillbilly themed video, while second single “Stronger” finds Kanye getting airplay on alternative rock radio for the first time, thanks to the song’s usage of a Daft Punk sample. Both videos can be viewed on Kanye’s website: http://www.kanyewest.com/. -
Friday Throwback – Criminal
When I was in college, I worked at Blockbuster Video. At Blockbuster, we had to play these promotional tapes that were created simply to promote Blockbuster the brand, movies and games that were out at the time, and for some odd reason, music videos. While running tapes one day (putting them back on the shelf) I noticed a skinny young woman with these mesmerizing eyes on the TV screen. I’d heard her music before, but never knew what she looked like. Fiona Apple’s Criminal was playing and I was oddly attracted to this 95 pound woman without an ounce of curve in her body. It was all because of this video.
- Is it me, or is this the same set as her Sleep To Dream video?
- She’s been a bad, bad girl, you know.
- Girls who break boys just because they can aren’t nice.
- The tank top like pajama look with the purple stockings isn’t a good one.
- But the purple panties is.
- That man nearly cut her neck with his toe nails.
- I wonder if she was comfy with being in her underwear the entire video.
- Great video until she squirts whatever that fake stuff is out of the bottle.
With three hot albums in 10 years Fiona Apple is one of those artists that can consistently put out great music without having to stay in the public eye or feel the need to record constantly. She gives us a chance to miss her. Even though The Extraordinary Machine was her worst selling record, I’m sure she’ll be back with a vengeance. And hopefully we’ll see the purple panties again.
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Friday (I Mean Monday) Throwback – The Pleasure Principle
I tried to get this done on Friday, but oh well. Monday it is. I’ll still try to write them on Fridays in the future.
Did you know that when Janet Jackson was 17, she did what people told her?
The Pleasure Principle was the last of the singles from her coming out party album Control. And while it might’ve only been the 6th single of a 9 song project, it’s video is one that I adore. It’s bootyful.
- Janet was looking a little like Michael with the knee pads. Wait, MJ wears shin guards.
- I now want to dance in a warehouse in my bare feet like Kevin Bacon. Ok, maybe not, but it looks cool.
- She’s even wearing a wristband. I wonder if she stole that from James DeBarge.
- It’s the pleasure principle, principle, oh ohhhh ohhhh oh.
- How many people have broken something trying to run and tip the chair like that?
- Check out that cabbage patch. That was like Jerry Rice in the end zone.
- I see an ode to her big bro in there.
- My buddy Kenny Threeths, Arsenio Hall, and me were there three biggest Janet Jackson fans I knew.
- Everything about this video is cool except that fake back flip off the box.
Now that Janet has left Virgin and is going to be making records under Island/Def Jam, can she take it back to her glory days? Probably not. The one thing that can take her back to the top is risky. But if she wants to make it back to the top, it might be something she simply has to do. The first thing is that she has to politely dump Jermaine Dupri. We don’t want him trying to ruin her in the industry. Do it nicely. Secondly, call up Willis Jackson. Third, change your name to Charlene, and you and Willis can be together once again. I think it can happen. And then maybe he can be happy again.
