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  • Dr. Demento’s silliness brings people together…

    Dr. Demento’s silliness brings people together…

    Dr. Demento in 2004.
    Dr. Demento in 2004.

    A whole lot of music geeks love Dr. Demento…

    The other day, I was sort of halfway watching The Amazing Race and noticed that the episode featured contestants dealing with disgusting fish heads. As the episode ended, a revamped version of Barnes and Barnes’ 1979 novelty hit “Fish Heads” played. My lips curved into a grin as I remembered a song that was a hit on The Dr. Demento radio show, which was very popular in the 70s and 80s.


    “Fish Heads”

    I posted the above link on Facebook and suddenly got a bunch of likes from people my age who are music geeks… and love Dr. Demento’s brand of wackiness. Dr. Demento’s real name is Barret Eugene “Barry” Hansen and he created the Dr. Demento persona in 1970 while working at KPPC-FM, a Los Angeles radio station. Dr. Demento is well known for playing weird, funny, novel, or silly songs. “Fish Heads” is just one of many weird novelty and parody songs Dr. Demento helped popularize among the masses. Besides being a brilliant broadcaster, Dr. Demento is formally educated, holding a degree in ethnomusicology. I don’t know what ethnomusicology is, but I’m definitely intrigued. I’m sort of a twisted soul myself, so I really like Dr. Demento’s picks.


    Allen Sherman’s classic hit “Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah” was a staple on Dr. Demento’s show.

    Dr. Demento helped a lot of comic musicians make a living when he played obscure hits on his show. His programming put formerly little known musicians on the map, introducing Americans to silly songs like “Hello Muddah, Hello Faddah” and “Shaving Cream”, a witty 1946 classic from comedian Benny Bell.


    Benny Bell’s “Shaving Cream”…

    One of my favorite novelty songs made famous on Dr. Demento’s show is the hilarious hit, “They’re Coming To Take Me Away” by Napoleon XIV. I remember hearing that song as a little girl and thinking it was so weird and different… and funny! Granted, this number is not really a “song” per se, since no one actually sings and there’s percussion and sirens instead of a melody.


    “They’re Coming To Take Me Away” Ha Ha!!!

    Who hasn’t quoted this hit’s title at some point in their life when things get a little too intense for comfort? It’s one of those recordings that is unforgettable and indelible on the brain, yet very hard to duplicate. I don’t know that Napolean XIV ever had a follow up to this novelty piece. How can you top it?

    In the 1980s, Dr. Demento introduced Julie Brown’s quirky song “The Homecoming Queen’s Got A Gun”.

    I remember hearing that song on morning radio back in 1984 and laughing hysterically. I was probably in the 7th grade and actress, comedian, and singer Julie Brown was showing up on MTV, on TV shows, and in movies. She was famous for her quirky Valley Girl antics and songs like “Cause I’m a Blonde” and “I Like ’em Big and Stupid”. Of course, given the current violent climate in schools these days, I’m not so sure “The Homecoming Queen’s Got A Gun” would be as funny today as it was in the comparatively idyllic 1980s. This song was supposed to be a parody of 50s era tragic teen songs, but in the aftermath of the many school shootings that have plagued America since the late 1990s, even Brown admits that the song would probably be considered to be in poor taste these days.

    I have fond memories of the fishy novelty song, “Wet Dream” by Kip Addotta…


    If you aren’t careful, you might miss some of the puns and double entendres in this classic track.

    Comedian Steve Martin had his time in the sun on Dr. Demento’s show, too.


    Steve Martin performs “King Tut” live.

    And then there’s the ever popular “Dead Puppies” by Ogden Edsl…

    That song always gave me the willies. I’m a dog lover and don’t like thinking about dead puppies. This song is the epitome of black humor, though, and it resonated with lots of twisted souls who enjoy satire.

    There is no denying that Dr. Demento and his brand of silliness helped a lot of people smile a little more, especially as they prepared for yet another day at the grindstone. It’s been a long time since I was a big radio fan, but these songs will always have a special place in my heart.


    Dr. Demento and Weird Al Yankovic appear on Real People in 1982. This is a pretty classic clip!

  • A review of Linda Ronstadt’s book, Simple Dreams

    A review of Linda Ronstadt’s book, Simple Dreams

    Linda Ronstadt
    Linda Ronstadt

    I just finished reading Linda Ronstadt’s book, Simple Dreams

    It’s safe to say that Linda Ronstadt is one of my musical idols. I have loved her music since the late 1970s, when my sister, Becky, brought home a copy of her Greatest Hits on vinyl. At the time, Becky was about 18 years old. I was six. I remember being enthralled by Linda’s searing soprano on songs like “You’re No Good”, “When Will I Be Loved” and “Heat Wave”. As I got older, I found more songs by her that I loved and when I became a singer myself, I learned many of her best known hits. I have fond memories of performing “When Will I Be Loved” at a gay bar in Key West, Florida and getting a very appreciative round of applause!


    Linda Ronstadt sings “When Will I Be Loved”…

    A couple of months ago, Linda Ronstadt announced that she suffers from Parkinson’s Disease, which has robbed her of her ability to sing. A few weeks later, her brand new book, Simple Dreams: A Musical Memoir was released to the public. Naturally, I purchased it and just spent the last few nights reading about Linda Ronstadt’s life and extraordinary career. She has won twelve Grammys and worked with some of the biggest names in the music business, yet her upbringing in Tucson, Arizona was very normal and perhaps even idyllic. Her childhood was spent riding ponies and harmonizing with her musical sister, Suzy, and brother, Peter, and sharing Mexican songs with her father.

    I was pleasantly surprised by the quality of Ronstadt’s writing, which is very relatable and down to earth. Though she’s been a “girl singer” since she was a teenager, Ronstadt comes across as very learned. I appreciated the warmth she conveyed toward other musicians she has worked with, like Nelson Riddle, Rosemary Clooney, Andrew Gold, Don Henley, Bernie Leadon, Dolly Parton, Emmylou Harris, The Muppets (and their puppeteers) and Aaron Neville, just to name a few. Ronstadt’s book includes photos that illustrate her many anecdotes about her time in the music industry. Some of her stories surprised me as much as they entertained.

    As a music lover and fellow singer, I found Linda Ronstadt’s revelations about how she decided on songs and how she learned them very interesting. Ronstadt writes that all artists emulate those they admire. That’s certainly true in my case. She’s one of several female singers who inspire me. She also explains that she can often hear who influences certain singers. As someone who listens to a lot of music and enjoys a broad range of styles, I agree with her comments about emulation and inspiration. Also, having spent so much of my youth on the back of a horse, I loved reading about Ronstadt’s love of equines.

    Several subjects are conspicuously absent in Ronstadt’s book. She writes very little about her love life, though she does mention “keeping company” with California governor Jerry Brown. Ronstadt has two adopted children that she mentions once or twice, but writes nothing about them. I imagine she omitted information about her love life and her children out of respect for their privacy, though her children, in particular, are a big part of her life. Ronstadt makes no mention of her diagnosis of Parkinson’s Disease and its effect on her voice. As there are many people afflicted with Parkinson’s Disease, it might have been a kindness if she had shared about her experiences, especially for others who sing and have lost their ability due to this disease. Many Ronstadt fans may also be disappointed that she keeps her comments about her albums somewhat shallow.

    On the other hand, I was actually grateful that another topic was also conspicuously absent. In recent years, Ronstadt has come under fire for making political statements at her concerts. While I appreciate that everyone has a right to their opinions, I don’t go to musicians for their political views. I’m happy to report that Linda Ronstadt makes no mention of politics, except for the little bit she wrote about her time “keeping company” with Jerry Brown.

    Overall, I basically enjoyed Linda Ronstadt’s memoir and would recommend it to anyone who wants to learn more about her life and career. However, be advised that some subjects one might expect to read about in her memoir are not extensively covered. If I were to rate this book on a scale of 1-5 stars, I would award three stars. I think it’s mostly a solid effort, though it could have been more complete and comprehensive.


    Linda Ronstadt talks about Parkinson’s Disease…

  • Bruno Mars Future: Channeling Stevie, Phil Or MJ?

    So where do we stand on Peter Gene Hernandez?  Still well under 30, Bruno Mars draws comparisons to everyone in the pop rock pantheon.  How does the Bruno Mars future career look to you?

    Chart success?   The only male artist to beat Bruno to five #1 Billboard Hot 100 singles is Elvis.

    He is as sought after as a song doctor as Stevie was and turns out pop candy singles like 1980s Phil Collins.  Dare we say he has the potential to reach post-childhood Michael?  No one is even remotely close to the four decade thrill ride Michael Jackson took through entertainment, but among male artists, who else combines performance, production, songwriting and commercial success like this after only two solo albums?

    I listened to Unorthodox Jukebox one time and knew the new album would be a hit.

    Bruno has one Grammy and 14 total nominations in 2011-2013.  Expect multiple nominations in 2014’s awards. Grammys nominations are usually held in December with an early February show, and I’m convinced he scores nominations for Best Pop Album  and the trio of Record, Album and Song of the Year.  Mind you, he many not win any awards, but at that point, the nomination count is crazy for a 4 year run.

    The RIAA certified these sales during 2013:

    • Locked Out of Heaven – 4 million sales
    • It Will Rain – 3 million sales
    • The Lazy Song – 3 million sales
    • When I Was Your Man – 3 million sales
    • Treasure – 1 million sales

    This is typical Bruno territory.  Grenade sold 5 million copies, Just the Way You Are sold 4 million and so on.

    Even in a very changed album environment, first solo album Doo-Wop & Hooligans has sold 2 million copies while Unorthodox Jukebox already has 1 million sales.

    Peer acceptance and commercial success is a great combo.

    Bruno burnout is possible, of course, but the ability to chart four and five singles from the same album and turn them all platinum is unique.

    So let’s turn the conversation.  What is your take on Burno Mars, and at this point in his career, where does he stack up against the greats?  If you’re going to say that he is the Next [Insert Name], whose name are you putting there?

    Remember it’s that mix of being able to write, dance, sing and produce that make him such a potent artist.

    You’ll laugh until you look at the career trajectory.  I’m going with Neil Diamond’s career, he sold 125+ million records, 10 Number One singles and a bunch of Grammys.

    Your turn.