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  • Friday Throwback – Too Legit To Quit

    How big was MC Hammer? Considering the dude had a cartoon, a doll, and near 20 years later people still call a certain pair of roomy pants, “Hammer Pants”, I’d say that he was pretty big. It’s funny how people think that Please Hammer, Don’t Hurt ‘Em was his first album. That’s how big he was. He was so big that his first (and better) album Let’s Get It Started is pretty much forgotten. And how many people opened their ears to “rap music”, simply because U Can’t Touch This found it’s way to their speakers. Well, let’s thank Rick James for that one.

    When his third album came out, Too Legit To Quit, I was anticipating something Michael Jackson-esque. And when I didn’t get it, I was pretty disappointed. But I still enjoyed his single for it’s incredible energy.

    • My cousin Bruce thought the song was called Do The Jerk.
    • Who here thought the most catchy part of the song was the girl singing, “Hey, hey!!!!!!!!!”?
    • Looks like Hammer worked out hard for this one after being made fun of for being a little chunky in the U Can’t Touch This video.
    • Bill Cosby would’ve called the dancing in this video, “having a fit”.
    • I wonder if Hammer was going to wrestle in that double singlet after he was done shooting the video.
    • You can see what eventually became the Deion Sanders end zone dance when Hammer is dancing in the streets.
    • How much longer was Hammer on that throne?
    • That’s called the “rock, paper, scissors” dance.
    • Ok, let’s see if I can get all of these guys: Jose Canseco, Isiah Thomas, Kirby Puckett, Jerry Rice, Rickey Henderson, Prime Time, Andre Rison “House on Fire”, Chris Mullin, Roger Clemens, Roger Craig and Ronnie Lott (in Raiders gear, boo!), the woman from the Harlem Globetrotters, David Robinson, and Jerry Glanville.
    • Too bad the 2 legit hand sign didn’t get over, but I’ll still rock it from time to time.
    • Damn, I forgot there was a fake MJ at the end of this thing.

    If you want to keep up with the Hammer Man, you only need to read his blog. He keeps up with tons of stuff and even does some audio messages at MCHammer.com.

  • 49 Years of Hee Hee, Chamone & Aaaowwww!!!!

    Happy Birthday To The King of Pop!!!
    Yes, folks, Michael Joseph Jackson turns 49 years old today. What are you doing to celebrate? Here are a few suggestions:
    a) cleansing boil in the hyperbaric chamber
    b) donate to the “Where’s Tito?” fund
    c) gussy yourself up in the silver sequin spacesuit a la the “Rock With You” video (see right)
    d) line dance with random gang members in a red leather jacket and high waters
    e) listen to Off The Wall and Thriller and remember that despite his many, many peculiarities, Michael is still the premier song and dance man of our time, and Justin Timberlake, Usher and so many others owe their careers to him.
  • I Guess Roth Needs Some New Hairplugs?

    So, the Van Halen reunion is back on. Remember when this was a big deal earlier in the year, right before the band’s induction in the Rock ‘n Roll Hall of Fame? Then Eddie went into rehab and…well, you know the rest. But Eddie’s out, and it looks like the band is ready to hit the road again. How long until it implodes?
    You know, I was cool with The Police reunion tour. Not only does it not seem like any of the three members are hurting for cash, but at the one performance I saw, it was obvious that they are trying to push their music forward, and it still sounds fresh. The band’s matured musically, and the technological changes over the past twenty years have brought a fresh wrinkle to their sound.
    VH? The whole thing just seems kinda desperate. Well, just about anything David Lee Roth does nowadays seems desperate, but I’m saying. Besides, how can you take this whole thing seriously when Van Bertinelli’s teenage son is playing bass?
    Of course, 40-ish yuppie types who have fond memories of being the high school badass will revel in this reunion. Me? I’ll chill at home with my copy of 1984 and be perfectly happy.
    Besides, after seeing Roth perform “Jump” in a bluegrass stylee earlier this year on TV, does anyone have great expectations for this reunion tour? Seriously!!
    Van Halen’s website: http://www.van-halen.com/