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  • Britney Spears’ Circus – A Different Point Of View

    Our own Paul Lorentz wrote a fantastic review of Britney Spears’ new album, Circus. He loved the album. Here’s a different perspective.

    While Britney Spears and her people would like you to believe that Circus is her comeback album, they can’t fool anyone who has heard, or bought Blackout, which was released last year. Blackout was an attempt to get Britney back on the music scene despite her already existing place on the pages of Perez Hilton and other gossip sites because of her out of control behavior. Britney herself didn’t even really promote it, and while it wasn’t a good album, there were good things about it. With a bit of promotion it probably would’ve sold much better than it did.

    Is Circus better than Blackout?
    I’d say yes, but barely. They had a money in the bank single sitting in their hands, but it was never released to my knowledge. Break The Ice was a supreme banger and had it been released to the clubs, I’m sure it would’ve been a huge hit. There’s no song that matches it on Circus, but the album as a whole is probably just a tad bit more consistent.

    But what stands out as the difference between the two albums is Britney herself. On Blackout, she sounded like a robot. She was Robo-Britney. Her singing, while never her strong point, was flavorless and emotionless. She sounded sedated. But on Circus, you can hear the energy back in her voice. If anything, she sounds like someone who is at least faking some happiness.

    About the music …
    At this point, I think Britney’s music is going to sound similar in sound and feel no matter who produces it. The hottest producers will try to catch her ear with thumping production and thus, nothing really stands out. For some reason, Womanizer is being lauded as a great comeback single, even though they were saying the same thing about Gimme More last year. (I think I’d take Gimme More by a nose.) I think the press is buying into this comeback business just as much as the fans. Circus is actually the much better single because your ears aren’t ringing after listening, but also because it shows a little bit of the sexiness and teasing that her music is famous for, rather than the straight up bedroom talk that she’s been moving towards of late.

    The mysterious Unusual You is sensual and yet at the same time, a little disturbing. This could either simply be the world of Britney Spears, or the writers thought it’d be an interesting take on her love life, but the song is about Britney expecting to get her heart broken, but doesn’t and this is unusual. It’s as if she’s simply unable to be loved. But it’s also the biggest surprise on the album. There’s a certain quality in both the production (Bloodshy & Avant) and in her singing that stands out and is missing from most of the rest of the tracks. If U Seek Amy is built as a “guilty pleasure” track, except, after first listen, I figured out the gimmick and the pleasure was gone for me. If you say the phrase “if you seek Amy” and think of letters that would stand for the words, you’ll understand the gimmick to the entire song. Now, I’m not sure how many records Britney sells to young girls anymore, but if mothers and fathers bought their young daughters this album without first listening to it, they’re in for a surprise. And it’s a really unnecessary track.

    Mmm Papi is hilariously bad, but at least you can tell she’s having fun with the track. And it’s the one song that she actually receives a writing credit. I wonder if she wrote the squeals in herself or if they were improvised. Out From Under is a very straight laced Britney ballad. You get the feeling that she’s probably done this song at least five other times over the span of her career. Mannequin is one of the few throwaway tracks. There’s nothing original about it at all.

    Look but don’t touch, unless you want to lose your innocence …
    That line is from Lace And Leather and I’m probably nit picking the heck out of her at this point, but that line is from a 27 year old woman singing to who you’d imagine to be 27 year old men. I think that if Britney wants to achieve an adult career, her direction needs to go away from trying to pretend that she’s still 18 years old. While the young teenage girl really carried her career early on, her image also catered to this older guy demographic who saw a young sexpot. I guess you should try and cater to any and all demographics when you’re trying to be the biggest star in the world, but it always bothered me that she was so young and yet was pushed with this beyond sexy image. Nowadays, she’s old enough to push whatever image she wants, but let’s stop trying to pretend that she’s still a teenager.

    And the extras …
    Depending on which version of the album you have, you may or may not have the bonus tracks. If you have Blackout, you already have Radar so I’m not sure why it’s included again as an extra track on the new album. Phonography is another song that tries to play on words. She says that she’s into “phonography”, but it really sounds like she says she’s into “pornography”. So really, it’s a song about phone sex without really saying phone sex. At this point, Brit having phone sex with someone is probably much better than her doing the real thing. I just thought the lyrics were silly. Rock Me In is nothing special, but Amnesia has a Cyndi Lauper she-bop kind of feel to it that makes it a fun record.

    Don’t believe the hype. If you’re a Britney fan and you want to hear her happy again, this is right up your alley. But don’t be persuaded by those who think this is an enormous leap over her previous record. The music is almost exactly the same. She just sings it in a little more of a happy voice.

    Photo of Britney Spears by jonathanhstrauss and shared via creative commons.

  • Maroon 5 Gets the Cut & Paste Treatment on “Call & Response”

    Remember, like, 20 years ago, when remix albums were cool? Starting with Madonna’s You Can Dance in 1987, just about every major pop artist put out an album of dance remixes of their biggest hits. There was Phil Collins’ 12″ers, Bobby Brown’s Dance…Ya Know It!, Paula Abdul’s Shut Up and…OK, I think you get the picture.

    While most of the aforementioned albums are listenable, there’s not much in the way of lasting value. However, Maroon 5 is setting out to change that long-standing perception of remix albums with Call & Response. The pop/rock/soul hybrid (fronted by nasally-voiced seductor Adam Levine) collected a team of producers as eclectic as the band itself, spanning the genres from hip-hop to indie rock to dance music, and asked them to tackle selections from the band’s two studio albums. The results are varied, but there definitely more interesting experiments here than there are failures.

    The sleazy If I Never See Your Face Again (which is great in it’s original Prince/Talking Heads-esque original version) gets a double makeover. Paul Oakenfold turns the song into a twirling house anthem that retains the sexual tension between Levine and guest vocalist Rihanna (also proving to me that I can deal with modern dance music as long as there’s vocals and melody involved) while Swizz Beatz turns it into a hip-hop party anthem, sampling (and keeping fresh) the well-worn Take Me to the Mardi Gras beat (which you may recognize as Run-DMC’s Peter Piper). Both versions work, as does Mark Ronson’s sinister remix of Wake Up Call. The Amy Winehouse producer gives the original version some extra tension by adding a guest vocal from Mary J. Blige. ?uestlove smooths out Sunday Morning so that it sounds like Sunday Morning. You can picture yourself taking a lazy drive to nowhere with this song in the background.

    Strangely for a remix album, the slower songs work best in their new versions. Deerhoof turns the arena ballad Goodnight Goodnight into a weird indie rock/electro hybrid-kinda like The Postal Service meets Death Cab for Cutie (obviously with Levine standing in for Ben Gibbard). DJ Premier handles the slinky Secret, and even with turntable scratches and a typically thumping hip-hop beat, the song loses none of its’ seductive quality. Even songs I didn’t like originally (or grew to dislike after extensive plays) regain their flavor. DJ Quik turns Shiver into a greasy funk workout, while The Neptunes’ (who have restored some goodwill to their name over the past two days) turn the pedestrian pop ballad She Will Be Loved into another one of their hazy synthesizer jams they’ve become famous for.

    Certain matchups, however, just don’t work. The funky Makes Me Wonder gets slowed down dramatically by Just Blaze (whose work is usually flawless) and the lowered tempo and piano intro (which sounds like the theme from “The Young and the Restless”) just doesn’t work against the song’s cocky lyrics. Another one you might wanna skip is the Cool Kids’ remix of Harder to Breathe, which sports a plodding, murky musical background. I’m still on the fence about David Banner’s 808-heavy remix of Wake Up Call, but the more I listen, the more I like-well, except for Banner’s unnecessary guest verse.

    I dig this album quite a bit, but then again I’m a Maroon 5 fan. If you’re just discovering the band, this is obviously not the place you wanna start. However, if you’re one of those folks with eclectic musical tastes and don’t mind a little hip-hop mixed in with your pop/rock, with a little hi-NRG dance thrown in (and a little sprinkling of indie goodness), then you might want to give Call & Response a shot.

  • Holiday Music That Won’t Kill You – Part 1: Christmas Present

    Holiday music sucks!  No, actually it’s only sappy overplayed Christmas music that gets annoying.  The listening environment counts too.  Anything played at Christmas Tree Shops while you are waiting for your mom to decide what size glass beads to buy will torture you.  Jimi Hendrix and John Coltrane could be jamming right in front of you but the stink of scented candles and the puddle of sweat inside your jacket will ruin everything.

    Relax.  The truth is there are some really great Christmas CDs available.  Here is a guide to some holiday music that won’t kill you.

    Part One:  Christmas Present

    Various Artists – We Wish You a Metal Christmas and a Headbanging New Year

    The obvious comparison is to Twisted Sister’s 2006 release Twisted Christmas. This is way better.
    The CD was produced by Ronnie James Dio’s wife/manager and one of the Kulick brothers.  (I can never remember which one is the producer and which was in Kiss, but it doesn’t matter for this review.)  It contains twelve very well-known Christmas songs performed by very well-known 70s and 80s metal and hard rock guys.  Here are just a few of the bands they were in:  Kiss, Motorhead, David Lee Roth (not him, thankfully), Alice Cooper (yes, him), ZZ Top, Foo Fighters, Black Sabbath, Dokken, Dio, Styx, Judas Priest, and Deep Purple.

    The lineup is what makes this CD so successful.  All the musicians are really good (much better than anybody in Twisted Sister), but it’s really the variety that makes this work.  The concept could get boring very quickly (Beatallica, anyone?).  A different lineup and singer on every track keeps things fresh.

    If you think you might like it, you probably will.  If not, read on…

    Enya – And Winter Came…

    Like the previous selection, this is exactly what you would expect.  Remember the song that goes “Sail away, sail away, sail away?”  No, not Randy Newman.  I mean the one that sounds like the music Jet Blue plays when it’s time to get off the plane.

    This CD sounds just like everything else Enya has done. If you like her ethereal vocals, orchestral synth playing and new agey Celticness, you will dig this.  Holiday CDs can frequently disappoint, but I think this one works because Enya put a lot into it.  She wrote ten of the twelve songs and came up with interesting arrangements for the other two.

    Many songs are not specifically about Christmas.  Some just refer to winter or the Star of Bethlehem.  Two songs are about time passing, which makes them really more appropriate for the Winter Solstice or New Years.

    James Taylor – At Christmas

    Smarm Sandwich.

    Various Artists – The Hotel Cafe Presents Winter Songs

    This new compilation showcases the new generation of female singer-songwriters. It’s mostly very good, but I find myself skipping some of the standards.  That’s to be expected from a holiday comp and I don’t think it’s a big problem, especially for people who really like this kind of music.  Many of these women are good songwriters and it’s the original songs that I find most compelling.  Sara Bareilles & Ingrid Michaelson, Brandi Carlisle, Lenka, Meiko, and Colbie Caillat all contributed very interesting songs.  Priscilla Ahn’s version of “Silent Night” is really cool and a couple lesser names handle their standards well.  KT Tunstall, Alice Smith, Katy Perry, and Nicole Atkins are among those who decided to turn their chestnuts into torch songs.

    Like the metal CD, if you think you’ll like this, you probably will.

    I’ll be back soon with Christmas Past and Future.  Shine on.

    Rock Dad is hoping whoever brings presents for the winter solstice brings him the Genesis 1970-75 box set and a good rock and mineral field guide.