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  • American Idol Season 10 – Who Makes The Final 8?

    Last night was a fairly boring night for American Idol. No one really stood out and the judges reaped everyone with praise. Well, except for Pia. J. Lo was very positive in her critique, but if you break down what she was really telling Pia, it was that she needed to step up her entertainment game and that it wasn’t only about her voice. If you think about it, J. Lo knows that. J. Lo can’t hold a tune herself, yet she’s survived in the music business because she entertains.

    Jacob led off the show and had some odd, preachy statement which said something to the extent of, if you vote me off, it’s your fault, not mine. It really came out of left field. As if he’s not already polarizing enough. It just gave the people who can’t stand him more ammunition.

    After the show was over, I thought Pia, Paul and Haley could be in trouble. However, for whatever reason, the judges want Haley to stick around. But at this point, I wouldn’t be surprised who leaves. Everyone, with the exception of Lauren and Jacob are all on the same playing field. Those two are the only ones who stand out, though, when Jacob decides he needs more enemies, it scares me.

    J. Lo Booty Alert
    J. Lo is wearing some hip hugging, but baggy, shiny pants, but again, no view of the badonkadonk.

    The group did a bunch of songs that weren’t all that impressive or that fun.

    Ryno said that the crew was visited by a “charisma coach”, which was just a way to get Russell Brand on TV to hype his movie Arthur. He did absolutely nothing and it was a waste of a few minutes of the show.

    Casey, Stefano, and Lauren are asked to join Ryno. One of the three are in the bottom three and that person is Stefano.

    Ryno ruins my evening and says that Constantine is singing live tonight. And he’s singing Unchained Melody. The second he’s shown on stage, I feel molested.

    (I actually saw Constantine in person several years ago. My friend was trying out for American Idol and in order to be able to try out, you had to get your credentials super early in the morning the day before. While waiting in line to get the credentials, Constantine was there. And if he doesn’t already look strung out normally, imagine him at 6AM. He looked like he’d been on quite the bender. The photo above was taken on that morning.)

    Yes, he’s also terribly oversinging the song and looks eerily like Russell Brand.

    Gwen Stefani dressed the girls this week. It’s more wasteful TV, but Gwen is secretly super tall. She also desperately needs a tan.

    Ryno calls up Paul, Scotty, and Pia. Paul looks quite unkempt tonight. Scotty is safe, Paul is safe, and Pia is in the bottom three. This is very interesting. It’s also interesting when the contestants are surprised that someone is in the bottom three. When Paul came back to safety, the contestants were astonished to see him. Jacob mouthed, “Wow” right as Paul walked by him.

    There’s a TMZ segment where the contestants get grilled by TMZ “reporters”. This was more wasteful than Gwen and Russell Brand put together. Just horrendous television.

    Ryno calles up James, Haley, and Jacob to the stage. If Haley is safe, we riot. James is safe. And Haley is safe. Jacob is in the bottom three. Damnit Jacob! You can’t preach on American Idol unless your name is Simon.

    Iggy Pop is on stage. Yep, perfect for the American Idol demographic here. He’s shirtless with an old skinny man’s body. He also looks like he smells really badly, though I’m not sure how I can tell that. And I think he was just bleeped from saying the “F” word. He then got right up in J. Lo’s face and I’m not sure that she liked it.

    Ryno brought up the dumb thing Jacob said yesterday, but it didn’t matter because he’s safe. We’re down to Stefano and Pia, who are rumored to be dating, by the way. Stefano is safe and Pia is going home. Randall looks shocked. Ryno kind of gave away the finish when he said the vote could be shocking tonight.

    J. Lo is crying. Randall is in shock because Pia is one of the best singers. Well guess what judges, that’s what you get for saving Casey so early. Pia is just as savable as Casey was and possibly more so when it comes down to what kind of music they want to promote.

    This kind of sucks for Stefano because the judges keep saying that America got it wrong, which means they think he should’ve gone home. This is the first time this season where someone who could’ve actually won this show has gone home. I now fear big time for big Jacob. If Pia can go home, he can too.

    Seacrest out!

  • American Idol Season 10 – Who Makes The Final 9?

    Tonight, two contestants go home. And they can blame the judges for saving Casey. The save is good for TV, but it’s sort of unfair. If America wanted Casey to go home, he should’ve gone home. Now, two people who aren’t Casey will have to go home all because of favoritism. But that’s show biz.

    J. Lo Booty Alert
    J. Lo is wearing another short, glittery dress, but again, we see no backside. You really have to try hard to not show backside when J. Lo is on the screen. And somehow they are able to do it.

    Lauren and Scotty are singing I Told You So. They are looking into each other’s eyes, trying to stir up emotion of love and love lost. Yet they are only teenagers. Ryan brings them both into the center. And they are both safe. That was a lay-up.

    I read a rumor that Casey and Haley are dating. And they are sitting right next to each other tonight.

    James is showing off his personalized WWE spinner belt with Crazy James engraved on it.

    Naima and Jacob are singing Solid. Together, they are solid as a rock. One is in the bottom three and one is safe. Naima is in the bottom three again, while Jacob is safe.

    Fantasia is performing and her hair is shiny and light brown with a huge curl on top. Poor girl also gained back a lot of weight. She’s still one of my favorite Idol contestants ever. If Jacob is worried about his style being too much for Idol, he just has to look at Fantasia. If she can win, so can Jacob.

    Haley, Thia, and Pia are performing Teenage Dream. Katy Perry must have some sort of charm, because that’s a terrible song and it was terrible with the three of them singing it. Pia is safe and Haley and Thia fight it out to stay out of the bottom two. It’s Thia. The lesson here is to show your boobs more.

    James, Stefano, Paul and Casey are performing together. Stefano should be shaking in his boots right now. Stefano is on the keys and the other three are on guitar. Casey is safe. James is safe. No surprises so far, but if Stefano is safe over Paul, that would be a bit of a surprise. I’m rooting for Stefano here. Surprise! Paul is in the bottom three.

    Jamie Foxx and will.i.am are on the stage together performing Hot Wings. This is pretty awful. What’s funny is that Jaime Foxx can actually sing. But when you go the will.i.am route, you just tell everyone you’re dumbing down your stuff to hit. Thankfully, it’s a song for a kids’ movie so the dumbing down isn’t as bad.

    Naima, Paul, and Thia are in the bottom three and two of them will go home. Paul is safe and Thia and Naima are going home. The moral of this story if you’re Naima is that if you try to be creative and everyone doesn’t feel it, you make yourself memorable for the wrong reason. As for Thia, the lesson learned is that interesting vocals don’t always work if you don’t have that stage presence. I never truly felt that Thia thought she could win. It was written all over her face (Rude Boys voice).

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  • American Idol Season 10 – Who Makes The Final 10?

    I didn’t hear any spoilers for the show tonight, but I did hear that the bottom three was quite unexpected. I’m intrigued, but also very scared.

    They introduced the judges and finally, J. Lo is wearing a semi-tight skirt, but they barely give us a booty shot. Does J. Lo have it in her contract that they can’t shoot a booty shot?

    Sugarland is performing. My buddy Matt Bjorke is probably happy about that. Speaking of my buddy Matt, he interviewed Simon Cowell about his show “The X Factor” at his website, Roughstock. It’s a fun read.

    Jennifer Hudson is also going to perform tonight which is good timing because I recently heard someone compare Jacob Lusk to Jennifer Hudson. There is a lot of negative buzz for Jacob in the Twittersphere and on Facebook (remember when all the negativity used to come from the Blogosphere?) because of his over-the-top singing and his stage theatrics. There was similar negativity for Jennifer back in season three, but it was more so because of what was perceived as an attitude problem because she didn’t like Simon’s negative feedback.

    The crew is singing Ain’t No Mountain High Enough. It was very American Idol-esque, but not bad at all. And really, if you screw up that song, you should just stop singing.

    And just like that, behind the curtain comes Steveland Wonder. My heart is warmed. How many real live legends are able to walk on stage with some American Idol kids and still rock it? He’s singing Signed, Sealed, Delivered. And then he performed Happy Birthday for Steven Tyler.

    Ryno just asked for the lights to be dimmed. He calls up Lauren, Pia, and Scotty. Ryno told them that they’d all be packing their bags… because they’d all be going on the summer tour. Lauren nearly jumped out of her dress.

    Sugarland is out to sing Stuck Like Glue. The lead singer Jennifer Nettles is rocking a salmon colored blazer, green pants, and red shoes with a turquoise scarf tied around her waste.

    They talked about James’ fascination with wrestling. Naima keeps saying that it’s fake. Naima baby, if wrestling was real, people would die inside the ring. And yes, soap operas and movies are fake too. James did a promo as The Miz and said he was awesome.

    Ryno asked Paul and James to the center. And, um, Hulk Hogan came out on stage and James marked out like no one else I’ve ever seen. The Hulkster told them that they were both safe. He said the bad news is that Ryno Seacrest was not safe and threw a great worked punch that Ryno sold terribly.

    Ryno calls up Jacob, Thia, and Stefano to the stage. Jacob is safe, but Thia and Stefano are in the bottom three.

    Naimi, Haley, and Casey are called to the stage. Naima is safe which means that either Haley or Casey is in the bottom three. Casey is in the bottom three. I still think his Nirvana performance hurt him more than helped him.

    It’s Jennifer Hudson time. Or at least half of what I remember Jennifer Hudson to look like time. The girl lost so much weight. I don’t think she could play Effie White anymore. What’s funny is that on the same show that Hulk Hogan appeared on, Hudson is on. Why is that funny? Jennifer Hudson is married to WWE wrestler David Otunga. Good old George Huff was singing background for Hudson.

    I think there’s a good chance that the crew saves Casey if he for any reason is out. But they don’t save either Stefano or Thia. Ryno sends Thia back to safety so it’s between J. Lo’s favorite Stefano and Casey.

    Stefano is safe, which means Casey has to sing for his Idol career. I don’t think the crew should use their save because sooner or later, they’re going to have to save Jacob. But Randall didn’t even let him finish singing and Steven Tyler said they were going to save him. Casey looked like he was going to have a heart attack. He couldn’t believe it. It did make for a pretty great moment.

    Ryno announced that it will now be a top eleven for the tour, but next week, two people will go home. All in all, it was great live TV.

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