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Author: Mikey Hersh

  • Out There!- “Spacer” by Sheila / “Crying At The Discoteque” by Alcazar

    I will admit I am a sucker for a song with a great dance beat.  Back in 2001 during my clubbing days, I was a real big fan of dance music and spent a few days a week listening to KTU radio or buying dance compilation albums.  I used to think One More Time from Daft Punk was the greatest dance song of all time.  Okay, I’ll admit I was wrong.  The best song was an obscure tune from a Swedish pop group called Alcazar with the title of Crying At The Discoteque.  The song was the group’s biggest hit in America, peaking at #44 on the U.S. mainstream dance chart in 2000.  I first got wind of the song from a dance compilation CD I bought so I could proudfully acclaim that I owned Lady by Modjo for my music collection. I ended up almost crying at the discoteque because I never heard this great song played while I was doing my disco disco!  The song has a distinctive melody and some of the cheesiest lyrics of all time.  Check these out: The golden years, The silver tears,You wore a tie like Richard Gere!   Back in those days, my brother and I would ride down the highway blasting this tune as we bopped our heads  like the Night At The Roxbury guys played by Chris Kattan and Will Ferrell.  It wouldn’t be until a few years later that I realized that Alcazar had actually sampled the track from an obscure Swedish pop star of the 70’s.  Considering most great dance and hip hop melodies are stolen, how can I have been so blind?

    The original melody actually was from a super hot 70’s disco queen from France known as Sheila.  The song’s title was Spacer, and the tune was as or if not more cheezy than Alcazar’s tune.  Sheila oddly enough got her stage name from the title of her first release which was a cover of Tommy Roe’s classic tune.  Sheila was actually a folk singer until she changed her music style to disco in 1977.    You know what, she was kind of hot and ranks up there with Agnetha from ABBA as my favorite blondes from overseas.  Spacer was actually written and produced by the team of Nile Rodgers and Bernard Edwards of Chic.  The song never charted in the US, although it was a big hit overseas and peaked at #18 on the British charts.  I’m sure most people don’t even know what this song is.   You probably won’t find it on any disco box sets or compilation albums.  Just like Crying At The Discoteque, I’ve never heard Spacer at a 70’s night or club which is an outrage.  Listen to the song below, and I’m sure you’ll have that melody in your head for the rest of the day.  If not, at last you’ll never forget the images from the video.  “Because he’s a spacer, a starchaser!”  Yah!

    And here’s the Alcazar tune for you to make the comparison which song is more funky for ya!

  • Out There!- “Shake For The Sheik”, “Walking Through Walls”, & “I’ll Be There” (The Escape Club’s Lesser-Known Hits)

    We all remember the Escape Club, right?  Back in 1988, none of us could escape The Escape Club and their smash hit, Wild Wild West.  Wild Wild West hit the top of the charts, and was supposed to lift the band to further acclaim.  Sorry, but it didn’t happen! Yet, the Escape Club would be known for another song, but I’ll get to that in a little bit.  Wild Wild West was on pop radio every fifteen minutes, and the video was in heavy rotation on MTV.  One of MTV’s legendary and best-known videos, it featured these strange combo arms and legs (without a crotch) getting down to the beat.   Twenty years later, and I still haven’t gotten those flopping arms out of my head!   The Escape Club consisted of a singer who could pass as Bono’s younger brother (Trevor Steel),  “Booger Presley” on the lead guitar (John Holliday- doesn’t he look like Booger from Revenge Of The Nerds?  If not, how about Eric Bogosian?), the rasta-haired bassist (Johnni Christo) and the quiet Steven Seagal inspired pony-tailed drummer with no personality (Milan Zekavica).  You know what? Even twenty years later, the song still hasn’t aged one bit.

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  • Rock On The Charts: Mainstream & Modern Rock Charts Wk of 9/29

    Editor’s Note: Because the charts have been friggin’ boring lately, I’m gonna turn the Sunday morning Chart Chat column over every two weeks to Mikey so he can discuss the goings on on the rock charts. Take it away, Mikey! (exits stage left…see y’all next week when we can talk about bands (hopefully) other than Metallica and T.I…damn it, his album’s gonna be #1 next week. Oh, well…

    Axl Rose. Photo from Wikimedia Commons.
    Axl Rose. Photo from Wikimedia Commons.

    Mainstream Rock

    1. The Day That Never Comes/Metallica  (6 weeks on chart, Peak#1)
    2. Bad Girlfriend/Theory Of A Deadman (18 weeks on chart, Peak#1)
    3. Rock & Roll Train/AC/DC (5 weeks on chart, Peak#3)
    4. Use Me/Hinder (12 weeks on chart, Peak#3)
    5. Believe/Staind (14 weeks on chart, Peak#4)
    6. I Don’t Care/Apocalyptica Featuring Adam Gontier (14 weeks on chart, Peak#6)
    7. Too Drunk…/Buckcherry (11 weeks on chart, Peak#7)
    8. Psychosocial/Slipknot (14 weeks on chart, Peak#8)
    9. Addicted/Saving Abel (34 weeks on chart, Peak#2)
    10. Train/Three Doors Down (19 weeks on chart, Peak#10)

    Analysis: Not much to write about this week as no real movement on the chart.  Metallica regains the #1 spot, otherwise, there was nothing to get excited about…. I wasn’t joking last week about Tesla, their new song I Wanna Live is a rockin’ tune, and should hopefully see movement soon.  Now I’m not the biggest Tesla fan, but I have to give credit where credit is due….  It appears that Chinese Democracy, the much awaited Guns N Roses album, is finally going to come out in November as a Best Buy Exclusive.  Does anybody even care anymore?  It’s only Axl Rose and maybe some contributions from Izzy Stradlin, and should be noted as an Axl solo album.  I don’t expect much….  Speaking of retail exclusives, we already know that AC/DC’s Black Ice album can only be purchased at Wal-Mart, but now a Rock Band 2 track pack featuring AC/DC songs will be exclusive at Wal-Mart as well on November 20th.  Guess this means I’m going to have to suck it up and make a spend.  I wonder if I already have a Wii Guitar for Guitar Hero and a Mic from the American Idol game, can I just shell out $50 for the game, or do I need to buy the whole shebang for $200?…. The new Buckcherry song is catching on as an anthem, and I expect the song to rise up the charts soon…

    Modern Rock

    1. You’re Gonna Go So Far Kid/The Offspring (10 weeks on chart, Peak#1)
    2. Troublemaker/Weezer (12 weeks on chart, Peak#2)
    3. Believe/Staind (14 weeks on chart, Peak#1)
    4. Re-Education (Through Labor)/Rise Against (6 weeks on chart, Peak#4)
    5. The Day That Never Comes/Metallica  (6 weeks on chart, Peak#5)
    6. I Don’t Care/Apocalyptica Featuring Adam Gontier (13 weeks on chart, Peak#6)
    7. I’m Not Over/Carolina Liar (22 weeks on chart, Peak#3)
    8. Let It Die/Foo Fighters (26 weeks on chart, Peak#1)
    9. Viva La Vida/Coldplay (17 weeks on chart, Peak#1)
    10. Bad Girlfriend/Theory Of A Deadman (15 weeks on chart, Peak#10)

    Analysis:  Theory Of A Deadman can now claim the fact they are relevant on both mainstream and modern rock charts, as the song enters the Top 10 for the first time since being on the chart for 15 weeks…Weezer inches one step closer to the top spot with Troublemaker.  I’m not sold on this new Offspring song, and think Weezer is going to take the top spot pretty soon… Not much to discuss…