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Author: Money Mike

  • Respect Due: New Edition, “The O.G.s from O.P.”

    I’ll let New Kids on the Block, tell it-via the liner notes to their new CD “The Block”.

    Donnie Wahlberg: We were not the first, you were. My respect always.

    Joey McIntyre: Like a young basketball player growing up in Boston looked to Larry Bird, so I looked to you. You are pure class. Without you, there is no us.

    The gentlemen Donnie and Joey are referring to?: Ricky Bell, Michael Bivins, Bobby Brown, Ronnie DeVoe, Johnny Gill and Ralph Tresvant, otherwise known as New Edition.

    In all the hoopla surrounding NKOTB’s return after a fourteen-year absence, one thing that seems to have been forgotten is that the entire template their career was based on came from New Edition, quite literally. The New Kids were founded in 1984, the same year that New Edition split acrimoniously from writer/producer Maurice Starr. Burnt by the perceived desertion, Starr vowed to create a group of white youngsters and make them more popular-better-than N.E.

    From a popularity standpoint, it would seem that there was no contest. From 1988-1991 or so, the New Kids were a juggernaut beyond belief-scoring 9 Top 10 pop hits, two #1 albums and sold-out tours around the globe-not to mention a ton of merchandising initiatives that ranged from baseball caps to a cartoon. However, a closer look reveals that during the same 3 year span, not only did New Edition rack up a multi-platinum album of their own, as well as 4 Top 10 R&B hits and an American Music Award, but they turned into the R&B group version of the Transformers.

    Bobby Brown may be a laughing stock now, but a lot of you readers old enough to remember know that for a brief time, Bobby was the hottest male singer in the country. “Don’t Be Cruel” was 1989’s #1 album, according to Billboard magazine (“Hangin’ Tough” settled for the runner-up spot). In the same three years that NKOTB was on top of the world, Bobby scored 7 Top 10 pop singles, including two #1 hits. Four of those seven songs went #1 R&B, and he picked up a Grammy on top of all that. Auxiliary members Bell, Bivins and DeVoe racked up a multi-platinum album in “Poison”, while scoring five Top 10 R&B singles and then striking gold again with a remix album. Brown’s replacement, Johnny Gill, went multi-platinum with his own solo album (4 Top Ten R&B hits, including 3 #1s), and Tresvant, the group’s lead singer, came through with an additional three R&B top tens. So in the same time the New Kids were taking over the pop world, N.E. and their offshoots sold some 16 million albums and snagged 22 Top 10 R&B singles and 13 Top 10 pop singles. Add in their cumulative and individual success before and since, and there is no doubt that these guys are a legendary bunch. Not to mention the fact that Bivins discovered the most successful R&B act of the Nineties, Boyz II Men.

    From a qualitative standpoint, you’d have to be extremely biased to even suggest that the New Kids’ recorded output is better than New Edition’s. Even aside from Brown and BBD’s groundbreaking solo success, N.E.’s seven album catalog includes one stellar album (1988’s “Heart Break”) and a couple of very good ones. Even their teen-pop stuff has aged better than “Hangin’ Tough” and “Step By Step” (well, with the exception of that terrible Fifties cover album they did). A small sampling of their classic singles: 1983’s “Candy Girl”, which knocked “Beat It” out of the #1 spot on the R&B charts. “Cool it Now” and “Mr. Telephone Man”, both bubblegum classics. “Can You Stand the Rain” is one of the most beloved slow jams of the Eighties. And the fellas still pack them in on tour and have solidified their position as one of the tightest live outfits in R&B, and one of the last of a dying breed of singing groups, outlasting just about every group that arrived in their wake. I saw them perform four or five years ago in New York and they were sharp as a tack, in strong voice and choreographed perfectly.

    Unlike the New Kids, New Edition never stayed apart for long. Sporadic reunions in between solo projects eventually led to 1996’s #1 multi-platinum “Home Again” album (the only album to feature all six members), while even 2004’s lukewarm, Puff Daddy-assisted “One Love” went Gold. They are celebrating their 25th anniversary this year-with a rumored tour that will (possibly) feature Brown and a rumored movie on the horizon. Anyone who saw their drama-filled “Behind the Music” (which became the highest rated first-run episode of “BTM” in the network’s history), must be salivating at the thought of that film hitting the small or big screen.

    Hey, I love the New Kids, you know? Their music is a constant reminder of my youth, and at it’s best, is well-crafted mindless pop. But in a lot of situations where something or someone gets successful, things that paved the way for that success get lost in the sauce. New Edition not only did it first-they did it best, and as such, are worthy of some serious props. Not only the New Kids-but a gang of groups from The Force MDs and Hi-Five to Backstreet Boys and *Nsync owe these guys a serious debt of gratitude.

  • The Infatueighties Countdown: #92: “Christmas Wrapping”

    The Infatueighties Countdown: #92: “Christmas Wrapping”

    Waitresses Christmas Wrapping
    The cover of the Christmas Wrapping 45 by The Waitresses

    I’m not sure if this was a New York thing, but starting when I was 10 or 11, I would hear “Christmas Wrapping” on the radio constantly. For a long while, I wondered “Hmmm, where can I get that Blondie Christmas record?”, since the deadpan vocals of Patty Donohue matched the somewhat bored tones of Deborah Harry-at least to my ears.

    Wasn’t till about maybe ten years later until I found out the song wasn’t performed by Blondie after all. Talking to a friend about something or other, they casually mentioned that the chick who played bass on “The Rosie O’ Donnell Show” used to play for The Waitresses. “Who the hell are the Waitresses?”, I asked. My friend mentioned “I Know What Boys Like” and “Square Pegs”, both of which I was vaguely aware of, and then proceeded to sing a few bars of “Christmas Wrapping” to me.

    “You mean that’s not Blondie?”

    I’m pretty sure I had a copy of “The Best of The Waitresses” within a week (might have even been within a day, seeing as I was working at a record store at the time).

    Anyhow, the bassist’s name was Tracy Wormworth, the guy that formed and led the band was named Chris Butler, the singer (as mentioned before) was Patty Donohue (since sadly departed), and The Waitresses were one of the most underrated bands of the decade, as I retroactively discovered.

    Despite the sarcastic edge usually displayed on Waitresses songs, “Christmas Wrapping” is actually fairly sweet from a lyrical standpoint. The song’s protagonist is a single woman whose plans to meet up with a guy she met in a ski shop keeps hitting snags. Resigned to spending the holidays alone, she heads out to A&P to pick up some cranberries, and lo and behold, there’s her guy. By some strange twist of fate, wouldn’t ya know it, he forgot cranberries too!

    Supreme storytelling aside, this song is also easily one of the most festive holiday songs ever recorded. It’s certainly one of the most danceable, and the horns blasting on every chorus (and on the song’s bridge) are certain to inspire intoxicated dancing around the Christmas tree.

    Way better than “Do You Know It’s Christmas” and “Last Christmas” (the only two songs that would even be close in contention as the best holiday song of the Eighties), “Christmas Wrapping” is the alpha and omega of festive holiday cheer…and it’s even survived a horrid Spice Girls cover.

    And here’s the “I Know What Boys Like” video:

  • New Music In Stores & Online: 9/2/08: NKOTB, Young Jeezy & More!!

    Young Jeezy's "The Recession" hits stores today.

    Hope everyone had a great Labor Day weekend. The industry’s 4th quarter officially gets underway with a plethora (like that word?) of superstar releases to kick the month off. Here’s this week’s Hot List.

    Young Jeezy: “The Recession”-

    First off, Young Jeezy has two Platinum albums (three if you count his debut with Boyz N The Hood. This dude doesn’t have a proper website? Anyhow, I’ve made my disdain for “coke” rap pretty clear on this site, and they call this guy “The Snowman” for reasons that are not weather-related if you know what I mean. Not only do I find him morally repulsive, he’s also not particularly talented, with a voice slightly reminiscent of that of an old man on a respirator. However, folks seem to like the guy, he just scored a Top 10 hit with “Put On” (featuring a slumming Kanye West), and this album will most likely add to Jeezy’s stack of Platinum. What can ya do?

    New Kids on the Block: “The Block”-

    Theyyyyyy’re back! After a fourteen-year absence, Donnie, Danny, Jordan, Joe and Jon are back together and on record store shelves with their semi-self titled fifth studio album. Me and GG have already gone more in-depth with this album than any two people with penises should probably go, so you probably don’t need any more info regarding this record. However, in case you do, be aware that it would take a very special record to get me to add anything that features anything with Akon OR The Pussycat Dolls to my collection, so that should give you a reasonably good idea of my excitement for this album. For those of you serious music fans tsk-tsking, shut the hell up. I have Elvis Costello records too. Liking literate, well-constructed music and enjoying cheesy pop are not two mutually exclusive things.

    Donnie Klang: “Just a Rolling Stone”-

    This guy not having a proper website, I can understand. Having only watched about 1 1/2 episodes of Diddy’s “Making the Band 4”, I only know that Klang auditioned for the group that later became known as Day26. Somewhere along the line, Diddy separated him from the group and here we stand. Seems like Puff is trying to push Klang and Bad Boy’s answer to Justin Timberlake, and it’s hard to argue with “MTB4″‘s success, as both Day26 and girl group Danity Kane debuted at #1 on the charts with their albums. This one may be a sleeper. Although I think they should have changed the dude’s name first. Even saying the name “Donnie Klang” in my head makes me giggle a little.

    Brian Wilson: “That Lucky Old Sun”-

    Listening to some of the songs from this album on Brian Wilson’s site, it’s obvious that the guy still has the gift for melody (as well as some fantastic harmonies). After forty years and a great deal of mental issues, that’s pretty admirable. “Sun” is an autobiographical song cycle featuring frequent collaborator Van Dyke Parks. In addition to the typical pop tunes, there’s a spoken-word element mixed in. That makes me cringe a little bit, but the album has gotten some pretty good reviews, so it may all work out well after all.

    Terrence Howard: “Shine Through It”:

    Yep, Oscar winner Terrence Howard has followed in the footsteps of Bruce Willis and Scarlett Johansen and made a CD. While it certainly sounds interesting (it’s not the expected R&B or hip-hop derived record, instead sort of sounding like John Legend meets Esteban), I’m not exactly rushing to the record store to check it out. Chances are, if God gave you talent, it was probably only meant to be in one entertainment medium, but I guess the millions of actors-turned-musicians didn’t get the memo (or vice versa), huh?

    Rounding up all the rest: now-generation classical performer Joshua Bell takes on Vivaldi’s “Four Seasons”, Broadway legend Michael Feinstein takes on Frank Sinatra and Southside Johnny takes on Tom Waits, all on their new albums. An Olivia Newton-John charity concert makes its’ CD debut, featuring guest shots from Cliff Richard, Barry Gibb and Richard Marx. Sadly, there’s no John Travolta. Metal band Underoath releases a new record today,as do electronica/rock collagists UNKLE. A two-CD Chemical Brothers hits compilation arrives in stores, and for those of you who collect wax, the Coldplay and Radiohead catalogs make it onto vinyl for the first time.

    Happy shopping!!